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damn right i got 20-20-20 vision

watches porn, with volume blasting, and windows open when people walk up there street

well we all cant have apples can we

drinks paint to see what color there poo will be

*wipes crumbs of my shirt*but it was just so good i just had to have it

ate all there halloween candy in 14 seconds

so did i and guess were i ended up :doh:

im a lesson for little kids, dont smoke pot unless u want to be shot at :cool:

so thats why my girl friend likes me so much :lol:

has a 0.00 GPA

plus i can type with my feet

can shit out gold and diamonds after eating cheap mexican food

oh so thats why everyones avoiding me

knows the meaning of "a stitch in time saves nine"

i swear waters crunchy

was walking through the park one day in the very marry month of may

you know my my girl friend has 6 nipples hay i dont tell others secrets

_____ is a viatnamies prostotute that hold the world record for bull riding

*stops nitting* well wat am i suposed to do when fluffy sheds

after _____ got kicked in the crotch there testies turned a color that could only be described as Blorange

well what do i do if im sad and hungry?

is a decendant of Randel Flagg but instead of turning into a crow ______ turns into a gopher with Tourettes syndrom

how did you now that? were u at Perkins last night?

secretly digs up fresh graves and feeds the heart of the corpse to their sick goldfish

hmmm likes Hero's ?

likes the nightmare before christmas