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Bella? :unsure: Edward? Er, yes...a match made in heaven :ninja:



Should know that this message will self destruct in 10 seconds...

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true!
Wait...you mean it's not appropriate to sing that?

Will get wet *throws a bucket of water down on to the...

For goodness sake! Too serious?!! You people are waaaaaay too lacksidaisical! There are jobs to be done, this isn't the time for idling the hours away at the computer playing silly games! Back to...

I've been exiled already!

Has taken a vow of flatulence.

When it congeals...its the best!!

Has taken a vow of silence.

I have my reasons...and I swore not to kiss and tell ;)

Was turned down for a job with the freakshow.

It drowns out the voices in my head!

Stares directly into the sun.

I'd go for Clyde, naturally.

Did something very bad this morning!

I'm doing it now!!! (Typing with my nose ;) )

Blew up their granny by feeding her pop rocks and soda :evil:

*BURP*...*HURLS*...no I didn't! :innocent:

Steals kids teeth to get money off the tooth fairy.

I prefer to call them "mud tartlets", its more appetizing!

Asks a magic 8 ball about every decision they make in each day.

"Fuckbollocks!" *dives into hole* :lol:

Stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

I sit in a tiny room and sniff 'em all day long :D

Drinks moonshine and runs naked through the neighbourhood playing made up folk songs on a banjo!

I do!

Has a coffee granule phobia.

They never clean the coffee rings off the tables, so what the hey...lazy wenches!

Eats gum off the sidewalk.

What?!! He gets scared in his own bed!!

Lives in a cage.

*guffaw* :lol:

Can fart any national anthem on request.

He has the powah!!!!!

Has the worlds largest collection of garden ornaments.

As a primary school teacher I find its the ultimate way to get the class's attention.

Is catching flies until they have enough to become airborn.

The pink one...I double as a camp motorcycle courier Monday to Wednesday with the same outfit.

Uses duct tape in place of waxing strips.