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Try to get him to make out with me

What would you do if you could read minds?

Become the Al Capone of coffee bootlegging.

What would you do if you woke up covered in a zillion ants?

I'd be totally awesome and become the funniest, greatest cartoon EVARRRR!!!! No, that probably wouldn't happen. I guess I'd just try to live my cartoon life?

What would you do if the internet just...

I'd probably jerk off. Is that weird?

What would you do if one day you learned you were a wizard?