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I thought Monte killed Bachman?

Its not a real article from King, its from The Onion which is a spoof newspaper.

I Don't Even Remember Writing The Tommyknockers


By Stephen King

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This asshole pretty much covers what I dislike about Cujo and why I list it as King's worst novel.

See? This also proves you were the real one that let Jake drop. Oh and stop polluting our precious bodily fluids will you?

Canadians are the worst of liars. Especially when trying to convince others they're not from Canada.

Damn Canadians.

No.

Don't just post the title of the book, tell us why its your least favorite.

:lol: Goodness gracious folks. JohnBlaze is the expert on horseshit anyway, so if he calls Cell horseshit than its horseshit damn it! :lol:

Okay. The signal stripped away their humanity and made them into something else entirely. Bringing out latent psychic and telekinetic abilities. Not horseshit at all, but pretty imaginative I'd say.

Okay, how?

Do an author's fictional nightmare characters coming to life make any more sense?

Agreed. I thought it was one of his most scariest novels.

I loved Dark Half, Ruthful. Why is it so high on your least favorite list?

Cujo is still the reining champion of SK suck for me.

Oh man...your uncle riding your mother??

I'm sorry, not horses...donkey's.

Feverish's family pic http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/388065805_bb81cc57ac.jpg

Mexicans don't even know their own mothers from the horses they ride to the ranches on everyday...sad.

No, look close.."Your mother you rode in on"