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    "Ode to Jon" Inbred Jon's a man Who likes...

    "Ode to Jon"

    Inbred
    Jon's a man
    Who likes his girls
    Well fed
    Thus he stays well stocked
    In bread
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    just saw the inbreeding request... I'll work on...

    just saw the inbreeding request... I'll work on it...
    looking for words to read with Jon
    ha ha

    in the meanwhile... a poem accurately describing my morning today...

    A Dog's Owner's Life
    by...
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    so... by the way... for those inquiring minds ...

    so... by the way... for those inquiring minds
    the poem a day didn't work out - life got in the way... between to many hours at work, diabetes, and all the other crap... I failed miserably.

    ah......
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    So my other Dicken's ripoff (that sounds...

    So my other Dicken's ripoff (that sounds painful)... was a poem written for my nieces and nephew.
    I made it into a "Limited Edition" coupon book... bound with a gum glue binding.
    The first part...
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    I might have posted these before a long time...

    I might have posted these before a long time ago... wrote a couple of christmas poems based off the Night Before Christmas...

    The first one I wrote for a White elephant Christmas Party held on...
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    Hey... it's up to you what you want to floss your...

    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...[/QUOTE]

    I thought you wanted to keep that "private"? LOL[/QUOTE]

    Hey... it's up to you what you want to floss your teeth...
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    a real oldie here... Heaven's Mortality...

    a real oldie here...




    Heaven's Mortality

    It was on a warm and cloudless night
    While sitting under heaven's door
    That something suddenly caught my sight
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    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch...

    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...
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    yeah... just watching the dogs here... ...

    yeah... just watching the dogs here...





    Stop and Smell the World

    Oh boy, what fun, what fun
    What a fun day this is going to be
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    so .... this love poem... didn't work quite as...

    so .... this love poem... didn't work quite as well (still befuddles me as to why not)...





    One Man's Advice on Love

    Courting women is a form of art
    Of which wine, candy and flowers are...
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    I wrote this... thinking it might get me laid......

    I wrote this... thinking it might get me laid...
    it worked... (But then Bill got pissed cause I didn't call him the next morning)




    Missing You

    within my heart, where butterflies dance
    in...
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    I think this one I subconsciously wrote just for...

    I think this one I subconsciously wrote just for you Bill...





    "2 Cents"

    Everyone keeps telling me
    just how bad off they are
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    who said hey Bill... suck it :P

    who said hey Bill... suck it

    :P
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    ok... so got some older ones... that could post...

    ok... so got some older ones... that could post here I guess... some better than others...

    one day... while having a bad day at work... lots of computer hangups... filled the time writing this...
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    so... now that the drought is over....for now......

    so... now that the drought is over....for now... and we've been experiencing so much rain and flooding...
    I wrote a new poem yesterday....to reflect the more current weather conditions




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    jeez.. I kind of abandoned this thread... just...

    jeez.. I kind of abandoned this thread... just went looking for it, thought I'd post a couple of new poems.

    actually, I wrote this poem (I think) last summer - during the severe drought we've been...
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    edited: =>thanks

    edited:
    =>thanks
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    boomme's poems

    my first contribution....
    just a poem I wrote many many moons ago and then hid in a yahoo mail account.
    ran across it last night while cleaning out old emails.
    never showed it to anyone... was a...
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