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there were three guys on an island a black guy a white guy and a mexican one day a shark came up to the shore and says"hey you guys need a ride to shore" the white guys says sure and hops on the...

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up...

not really a joke but a funny qoute
"my mom never relised the irony in calling me a son of a bitch"

a man tells his doctor"i get a boner every time i look in the mirror" the doctor just smiles and says to the man "well your dick knows a pussy when it sees one"

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take...

straight a's for me here folks

there only supposed to be nine bang thuds sorry it was buggin me

a man walks in to a bar with a giraffe and has a few drinks the giraffe gets tipsy and falls over the man goes to leave
"heyshouts the bartender "you cant leave that lyin there"
"hats not a...

drink it being tipsyis fun
would you rather fight along side patton or hitler

sorry yeah its patton go letti

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

1940s american

can i steal the feather yet

yeppers feathers yours

that explains a lot

okay im a stealin the feather this looked like a fun game

we can do no great things only small things with great love

blind then i can play the piano i love music

would you rather fight mike tyson or have to speak like him

:scared: why are you so good at being confusing

hickory dickory dock three mice ran up a clock the clock struck one the other two got away with minor injuries

not to good but hey it made me giggle

a guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scoth the bartender gives it to him and the guy slams it back
"rough nite" the bartender asks
"yeah" the guy replies"i caught my wife cheating on me...

dude thats a good one
a man is on his honey moon and after sex he turns to his new wife and says "are you sure youre a virgin"
the wife looks at him shocked and says "yeah im sure why does every...