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Oreos of course... that... that one really doesn't seem to be a contest to me. I would make a silly sarcastic comment but I just wanna know who would rather eat an entire jar of mayo then oreo...

Oreos of course... that... that one really doesn't seem to be a contest to me. I would make a silly sarcastic comment but I just wanna know who would rather eat an entire jar of mayo then oreo...

dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...

(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)


Is unaware that other people read this.

dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...

(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)


Is unaware that other people read this.

ORIGINAL... how is this even a question. Yes Jim did a decent job but how could you beat the version Dr. Seuss himself helped with.

death by drowning in mini marshmellows or death by Bruce Lee....

Calls flagons for mead drinkware.

Part of the art is the hideousness they take on when it rains.

Licks random boxes at the pharmacy

I was born hairless

Needs adult supervision

Don't give up

NOT acid proof

Opps... I left my Damage resistance in my OTHER pants.

I say we write a happy letter, like K or U. K is always fun to write.

Yes yes yes... oh that sounds like my mom's car pulling into the drive way... YES! YES! YES!

Note: Lions get cranky if you shave them

Tried to tame a griffon with a toothbrush.

Apperently since the show is off the air and has been for years they rejected the script... DARN THE LUCK!

Sings "Me and my shadow" whenever anyone pokes my belly button.

And there are species of edible mushrooms that grow underground, Insects are edible and also the plan I like to call "Mount up on the mech, step on everything moaning, walk to town, and pillage" of...

When would a thing like that come up during sex? :unsure:[/QUOTE]

During your climax, just before your partners... all the better to mess with them.

In a crowded airport it turns out that is not a fun thing to do... security is NOT gentle with cavity searces.


Has a delicious cream filling.

I HAVE A SQUIRREL!!!!

I believe I can fry has been bouncing round in my head for YEARS, finally me and LH put it down... YAY! US!

Hey... are condoms supposed to have huge rips in them when you are done with them?

She ran off with the Elvis impersonator, I knew I should have held out for the William Shatner impersonator...

Is back after far too long.

Sneezed on... I do not want someone I thought was attractive hurling their cookies on me... kinda a turn off.

Would you rather have candy cane fingers or bubblegum lips?