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lemon - a small, sour, yellow citrus fruit used to make tequila taste better

tinker

vilify - bleeding edge stereo sound that is the next step in the evolution of hi-fi.



epiglottis

quintessential - Items required for hunting giant killer sharks, particularly sharks who make things personal. From the character Quint in Jaws.

Joe: Should we take this TNT?
Moe: It's a...

mystify - To generate fog; to use a fog machine.



fortitude

masticate - Auto-erotic activities involving food or food products.

dilithium

Oligarchy - Totalitarian form of oliphant government.


diorama

quincunx - Refers to failed Quinn-Martin productions.

archetype

Tapestry - to have sexual relations with all adult members of a family.

(Example using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)

Jane Doe: Brad Pitt is hot.
John Doe: I'd tapestry.

Orthroscopy

Solstice - a poultice made from kelp and applied to the scales and fins of sole

Werewolf

discordant - One who drafts noise ordinance laws related specifically to the playing of compact discs

empathy

Ambidexterous - able to juggle lovers of any gender without problems for self or the lovers

Maurice is the most ambidexterous man I know.

Intentionally

mortify - To prepare a body for burial.

The mortician mortified Aunt Hebediah in just the way the family had requested.

persimmon

deus ex machina - The part of astronomical science that deals with the study of a planet's rotational cycles, a process now performed by Welsh Corgis but formerly calculated by machines.

shillelagh

Guardian - That feeling that's not quite lazy, not quite ill, and not quite bored, but manages to be worse than any of those alone.

Example:
Q: Hey, want to go for a drink after work?
A: Nah....

keystroke - A condition brought on as a result of an increasingly frantic search for one's keys.

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