Search:

911 WAS planned by the American government and I can prove it!



Hates it when syrup touches the bacon...

Which is not such a big deal as I use my face (and tongue) to play the third.


Likes to frolic around the house butt ass naked.

As much as I would love to believe winter to be fictional, its a fact of life in the NW.


Has started a secret society called _______, whos function is ________.

You have to love The Vapors:

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I...

I only sleep with night lights on...


Drools heavily