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That's because playing Moses went to that bastard's head.

Likes to jack off to n sync.

:doh:

That's really mean to say, seeing that I don't have arms.

Won't stop listening to Wireman.

Thats because I'm paralyzed and thats the only alcohol the doctors will give me through an IV.

Gets turned on when they see cats humping.

That's because the fishing hole is in the middle of the Red Light district.

Likes to throw frozen burritos across grocery stores.

Thats because I literally don't understand what the hell that means.

Likes to interpret the Yellow Pages allegorically for spiritual guidance.

Damn Brian!

That's because I work in a foundry and my eyes were burned out by acid. Sometimes I have a hard dressing my self (I also have no hands).

Likes to pretend they're a ninja while at the market.

I run around everywhere naked, whether I have watched Wizard of Oz or not. Last night I was singing the theme song to Top Gun.

Is attempting to solve Rehmann's hypothesis.