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A mans wife gets mauled by a Worthog. He calls 911
Operator: 911, what's the nature of your emergency
Man: My wife was just attacked by a worthog
Operator: Ok sir, we're going to...

Jim-Bob and Bobby-Joe were sitting at the quiet end of the bar on a tuesday morning.....
JB - hey bobby joe, lemme ask you a question
BJ - sure Jim Bob
JB - if you was on a weekend fishin trip...

A man, wrapped in saran wrap, walks into a Psychiatrists. The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts....:wtf:...:rofl:...:nana:

Three tough mice walk in to a bar and order a shot of tequila each.
The bartender commenting on the leather and chains wearing mice says "wow, you three mice sure do look tough"
The first mouse...