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Hey, it's a convenient snack when I get hungry.

Signs legal documents with crayons.

Well, aren't the letters there for a reason. :unsure:


Took the term "bottle cap lenses" literally, and made their own glasses.

Just like this thread is a hoot!


Uses Bandaids to hang posters on their walls

Well, I like to give them a little freedom. But not too much, or they will take advantage. <_<


Doesn't remove the pictures of strangers from photo frames after purchasing them.

By other people, I mean: me


Likes to scratch the numbers and letters off the buttons on their keyboards and try to type by memory alone.

I almost drown that time someone used the super soaker. :unsure:

Only goes to bars for the peanuts

Only when I'm out of burnt sienna


Once tried to lasso a field mouse

Yeah, that Planters guy is too weird to not be an alien. I mean, a top hat, a monocle..come on! :unsure:


Once found a four leaf clover, only to have to have a leprechaun snatch it from their hand

And now everyone likes to use the term shlackerbatter


Uses chewing gum instead of super glue to repair broken items

What else am I supposed to chase my vodka shots with? :unsure:

Once got mad because Dominos wouldn't deliver pizza to them at the park merry-go-round

Okay, someone falls asleep one time when it's my turn to hide in a game of hide and seek...and this is the kind of rumor that gets started. :angry:


Likes to spread banana peels over the bicycle...

I got a lot of practice in my streetwalking days

Once painted their entire bedroom using fingernail polish

That way I can kick the Boogey man in the face when he shows up.


Likes to save boxes and build castle-like forts in their bedroom

Only if it's a red Swingline stapler

Likes to read stories backwards

What else would you wrap an invisible gift with?

Uses bags of marshmallows as pillows

It's called a speed eating diet. Haven't you heard of it?

Likes to start staring contests with random strangers

I swear it was an accident...Marty McFly just made time travel look so damn easy.


Pretends to have a nervous twitch when people stand to close

Well, I get sick of those little free-loaders


Reads a story to their dog every night before bed time

I like to pretend I'm a character from "The Brave Little Toaster"


Once tried to fill their bird feeder with cat litter, hoping the birds wouldn't notice the difference

Where was I supposed to go...the rubber store?


Carries a lightbulb with them so they can hold it over their head when they have an idea