Did you hear about the hooker that had an appendectomy?
She started makin' money on the side.
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Did you hear about the hooker that had an...
Did you hear about the hooker that had an appendectomy?
She started makin' money on the side.
I blew my wad all at once. I got nothin'. ...
I blew my wad all at once. I got nothin'. Except this lame one:
What kinda cheese isn't yours?
NACHO cheese.
(It's so retarded and yet, I laugh every time.)
Q: Why do all the ladies love Jesus?
A:...
Q: Why do all the ladies love Jesus?
A: Because he's hung like this.
*holds arms out wide*
Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
(This is gonna be terrible).
What do you call...
(This is gonna be terrible).
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?