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It turns them on. ;)

regularly shaves their wrists.

I refuse to accept the lie that Pluto is not a planet. Pluto-You will always be a planet in my eyes. :)


can count straight to infinity without skipping any numbers.

S0 very true. *sigh*



jumps between worlds when noone's looking.

will know I always do.

will travel the world for breakfast.

It's more about social consciousness really. It is out of consideration for the environmentalists. Every time I pollute it kills the environment just a little bit more thus expediting our extinction....

...but thay weren't good enough for me. :nope:



Really did do it with a wiffle ball bat.

is right. :cry:


lip synchs in the shower instead of singing.

and that's on a good day. Usually I can't get past pi.



has a secret plot.

global warming. Note: The JFK assasination, UFOs, and the illuminati were also involved in this particular deception.

Would do _______ for a Klondike Bar.

when I'm sober enough to find them. :lol:

knows the meaning of life is...

I'm just reading King's books to make sure Dean knows what good writing is, and doesn't accidentally do any. :evil:


only speaks in pig latin.

know that we shall quest after it. The road will be long and hard. Some will have to die in the process, but we shall stand. We will reach this dark tower and climb it. :lol:


Slits their own...

I can't help myself. :excited:



Has fantasies about Edith Bunker.

I forgot them at home. :(


:rofl:



is postwhoring like mad today. :D

and you had to bust on my nefarious plans. <_<



gargles drano instead of mouthwash.

and I am looking for that one pumpkin patch that is just right.




Is the reincarnation of Liberace.