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That still lets me eat whatever I want, as long as it's covered in guacamole.

Goes through stores with a needle and injects vodka into one out of every 250 juice boxes.

That guy who couldn't find his paycheck was PISSED.



Judges books by other books' covers.

I steal them from the changing rooms at the gym - that's the only way to get one that's really flavorful.



Does a magic trick every time someone asks them for change.

And then the wrapper.



Has a tapeworm farm.

I want to use them to see what it's like to fly.



Always has a mouthful of sugar. ALWAYS.

It's cardboard, sugar, fruit, and meat.



Made a pie out of all the mice caught in a mousetrap over the course of a year.

I keep it in the bathtub.



As a child, when instructed to eat peas, would spitefully eat all the "P"s from the Scrabble game.

Hope my rabbit don't mind it.
(I'm both relieved and disappointed that I didn't have to read through 17 pages of new posts.)


Asked their eye-doctor to give them the David Bowie look.

I'm trying to turn it into a pickup line.



Requests the same song on the radio every day, even though it doesn't exist.

Hey, you said you wouldn't tell!



Has glasses made of spaghetti.

I sure do! Wait...


Makes homemade milk-flavored popsicles.

Yum!




Can hold a fire-hose in place with their mouth.

It smells niiiiiiice. :excited:




Is actually a pack of sled-dogs.

It smells niiiiiiice. :excited:




Is actually a pack of sled-dogs.

It's unnatural!




Plays the banjo with their oversized fingernails.

It looks a lot better than what I do for my eyebrows.




Can drink an entire bottle of vinegar in less than a minute.

It'll be just like being 9 again! Wooo....




Has a penis-shaped nose.

Thanks alot!




Gambles on Checkers games.

Y-y-y-yeeeeaaahh!!!!!! :excited:




Makes an escape plan every time they enter a room.

*Bump*