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    dude, tell me about it! i just woke up and there...

    dude, tell me about it! i just woke up and there they were - each a different color. i think it was a toenail artist/burglar.




    invested everything they had in those mcdonald's mcdlt...
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    gaaaaaawd. i'ts not my fault they can't take a...

    gaaaaaawd. i'ts not my fault they can't take a little joke. . . :wtf:




    doesn't understand the meaning of "touch football" and therefore gets into major trouble EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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    you've been peeking in windows again, haven't...

    you've been peeking in windows again, haven't you? i thought we talked about that. :orely:






    really, truly believes that "the truth is out there" :lol:
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    i take umbrage at the statement that it's a...

    i take umbrage at the statement that it's a rumor. it is SO radioactive! it is SO! :unsure:




    likes to line up peeps and then run them over with tonka trucks while making screaming and...
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    well obviously it's not so secret if you know...

    well obviously it's not so secret if you know about it now is it? :orely:




    believes that this guy :panic: is in that state because :P and :grouphug: were caught in a compromising situation. ...
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    actually i think i'm living in one now :scared:...

    actually i think i'm living in one now :scared:




    doesn't understand that star wars was JUST A MOVIE
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    meh. klondike bars are so 80s. now if you had...

    meh. klondike bars are so 80s. now if you had said peppermint hot chocolate. . . .




    believes in conspiracy theories, no matter how farfetched and ridiculous.
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    stalking brice. :evil: thinks that...

    stalking brice. :evil:




    thinks that dinosaurs were a myth created by the government to explain . . .
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    so is the objection to the fact that they're...

    so is the objection to the fact that they're cardboard? or the fact that you can't come in?




    believes that a giant fat man in a red suit can really fit down a chimney without making a hella...
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    true. very true. i HAVE never been to the...

    true. very true. i HAVE never been to the stephen king collection at the fogler library. how'd you know? :D




    doesn't understand that starbucks hot chocolate is the eighth wonder of the...
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    you say that like it's a problem or something? ...

    you say that like it's a problem or something? :orely:




    believes that bella and edward were just meant for each other :: gag ::
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    actually i don't, but hannah does as i've posted...

    actually i don't, but hannah does as i've posted in several other threads (i stole the response from her but i always give her credit).




    believes that their house is invested with gnomes who...
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    and i'm sworn to secrecy (on pain of bird poop...

    and i'm sworn to secrecy (on pain of bird poop all over my house!)




    believes in ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bumpity but not in the existential truth of rock, paper, scissors. go...
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    okay first of all it's not glue. it's an...

    okay first of all it's not glue. it's an indelible, see through polymer. and second of all it's not filming. it's digitally capturing for posterity's sake.




    waits at the top of the up...
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    right now you have no idea how true that...

    right now you have no idea how true that statement is. . . . . :shoot:




    is going on a lion hunt so don't forget this:

    in the jungle
    the mighty jungle
    the lion sleeps tonight
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    and everytime it plays that damn doll murders...

    and everytime it plays that damn doll murders someone but no one will believe me they all think it's me but it's not me it's that doll that evil evil doll she's the one doing it not me she's killing...
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    and stale ones today. :( likes to let...

    and stale ones today. :(




    likes to let children talk to telemarketers, pollsters, and other annoyances on the phone.
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    actually, i like the smell of everything after a...

    actually, i like the smell of everything after a rainstorm. well, maybe not everything but you get my point.




    believes in the tooth fairy but not the great pumpkin. what's that all about?
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    there is no such thing as a lonely badger. they...

    there is no such thing as a lonely badger. they travel in packs, PACKS i tell you. PACKS!!!!!!!





    hides chocolate under the pillow at night in case of sudden emergency
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    damn. i thought it was a secret. how'd you...

    damn. i thought it was a secret. how'd you guess?




    thinks that the great pumpkin didn't come to the pumpkin patch last night because he was too busy getting drunk.
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