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I relaxes me...:wtf:

Spends weekends wearing nothing but socks.

It's happened twice in the past week!

Was once arrested for going to work in the nude.

It was a party accident.

Has a fork stuck in their butt.

I did it at my 7th grade talent show last year.

Eats their own nail clippings for protein.

It's one of my many hobbies.

Has had sex with a cow (twice!)

What can I say? (that was the most fucked up one yet by the way.)


Goes to the barbor shop just to pick up other people's hair and then put it in your food later.

That only happened once. (or twice)


Visits senior citizen homes just so you can spread marbles on the floor and watch them slip and fall.

It relaxes me.


Joined a gym just to smell people sweat.

One of my many flaws.

Likes to dance on tables while wearing a clown suit. (With nothing on under it)

One of my many dreams.

Wants butt tattoo on there face and a face tattoo on their butt!

How did you know?

Gets naked and covers themselves with strawberry jelly when they are alone.

It makes me feel like I have friends.

Would run through a shopping mall nude for 1.00$.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Lives in their parents' basement and does dirty things to a doll that looks like George W. Bush.