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It's way better to see the end and find out how people got into all the shit in the first place, last. ~uses ginseng deodorant, with a splash of blueberry AXE body spray~


Will do anything and...

:nana: ~drool~



wants to smell me

WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?


really wants me

Nope Nope....changed to pepsi.



Likes to lick a flagpole in the middle of winter on a double dog dare.

eats 'em too!



Always has one hand on mouse and the other in a private spot

that's only a rumor. if you look at previous post I don't show my toe dredds off!!:)



Likes to make snow angels. Then makes them anatomically correct

Only way to get a free drink!




one day will hold in their hand, the smallest turd in the world

okay okay, have we met? Like in the summer on the beach or something, because that's personal and no one should know about my toe dredds!!


likes to eat the self created bubbles in the bathtub

trying to save a buck and make a shirt...jeesh


one day will win the last place medal for the Ultimate Sloth contest

I'm going with the one above you then....



It just makes them more tasty! Some of them taste gamie, like venison or rabbit.



One day will hold the first place medal for the Ultimate...

not just one, a million of them! breed faster than rabbits little hairballs!



likes to hop on one foot for no reason at all

*wonders how they know about my sexual habits*




Will drink their own urine one day

That's so wrong! How would I get out? Oh ya, I leave a window open.




Likes to set up toy army men, then act like Godzilla and stomp on them

They're actually quite tasty!



Always looks for the EXIT before relaxing

Who said they're fake?!?



Likes walk backwards to try and set a new trend

heh...only once! Really!



Likes to scare pigeons to see them poo when they take off.

ONLY AND ONLY...when I drive through pot field!



likes to use window cleaner as an all purpose cleaner

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.



Likes to "bust-a-sag", then run from the cops

DAMN YOU ALL!! you all can read my mind and see my most hidden dreams and fantasies!!




Walks with a limp to get attention

Only mountain dew baby, only mountain dew!



When alone, keeps trying to pat their head and rub their stomach at the same time