Inside Edition and the National Enquirer say it's just so,
Today's media tells you what you need to know.
Aliens in Vegas and a Bigfoot in Japan,
I do believe this is way outta hand.
Why do people fall for this stuff,
'cause it's just nothing more than media fluff.
If it's on the Internet, it's gotta be true.
Actually, it's just a disservice to me and you.
