When the world was milk and honey And the magic was strong and true
For decades I have been involved in biggest cover up on Earth
but no controversy, in fact Secretaries rejoice at my birth
Born of a Monkees' mother and a Margarita mixer
I am the office Tempera elixir
Living in the kitchen and operating in the red
Bette moved me out to the shed
In the 80’s, I was accused of being toxic and carcinogenic
But by the end, I was only toxic but am no longer authentic
Rejected by IBM
I eventually became Rubbermaid's liquid gem
