My husband is the same!! You weirdos :lol:
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when I was a kid I saw this movie about killer pirannas in a lake, in it one leaped from the water and took out a guys throat. For some reason I got it into my head the fish could travel through the toilet so I was scared when I sat down to poop that a piranna would latch onto my butt.
Several hours before class or work I take my pants and coat off the hanger, stitch the belt through the pants' loops, put my wallet in the back pocket, Pocket change and my car keys in a front pocket and hang my pants back up. Then I put my cell, a fresh pack of smokes and a lighter in my coat's breast pocket. Then I take my brief case to the car.
So you're ready for anything?
My father used to tell us when we went innertubing that we didn't need to let our feet dangle into the water because gators would eat them. Keep in mind that I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan. But it worked... I was scared to let my toes dangle into the water...
I hated when I fell off the inner tube...
I like to crank up "white and nerdy" or "Amish paradise" by weird al when I'm driving around acting tough and acting like I'm listening to gangster rap.
I don't wear white very often because it shows off how yellow my teeth are..
I can't sleep without having my arm wrapped around a pillow....even if that means no pillow under my head.
And I have to have a fan turned on for noise.
I have to have a humidifier or a fan on for noise and I have to watch tv to fall asleep...
One of my two workplaces reeks of pigeon poop right now...
My coworker thinks Bigfoot is British (like speaks with the British accent and wears a monocole)..
i tried my cat's pouched food this morning;
it's chicken feast..
it tastes EXACTLY like canned chicken!! :D
Well, I don't know if this is funny or not, but... I can't eat Tootsie Roll Pops, they make my mouth bleed. I think it's because of something else strange: The teeth between my canine and front teeth used to be directly behind my front teeth, about a half an inch back, so I had them pulled. Now the roof of my mouth gets sore when I have a tootsie roll pop, and one time it actually started to bleed a bit.
:rofl:
i don't trusy gas lawnmowers
i don't trusy gas lawnmowers
I like gum better after it has been chewed for long time. I like it to have no flavor. :P
like gum between tastless, and flavored. so when you chew you get just a hint. if they could get it to stay like that, i'd die happy. not really. i also have this aversion to double posts.
when I go to bed, once the light is off I literally jump into bed because I am afraid something will grab my feet otherwise.
I used to do that until my bed's legs broke. Now my bed is on the floor with no space between.