I was in charge but I gave up the rights.
Who did I give the rights up to?
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I was in charge but I gave up the rights.
Who did I give the rights up to?
jimmy buffet?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
17. the answer is always 17. except when it is 7. then the answer is 7.
when did you get your first job and did you like it?
my first job was "digital media instructor" at the boys & girls club last summer
i was supposed to instruct kids on how to use cameras and stuff. but the guy who ran the program quit 3 days after i took the job, and nobody took his place. my partner was a lazy bum that never showed up. so i spent most the time sitting and directing their computer lab. kicking people after fifteen minute (fifteen minutes of a computer wtf is the point of using it then) and surfing the web. it was a 2 month program, with me working for two hours a day, twice a week. i made three hundred bucks for doing nothing. but it still sucked.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
i would say it depends on the restrictions. some carpool lanes are for three or more occupants.
does a corpse count as an occupant?
i would argue that a corpse in an occupant. I would wanna be considered an occupant if I was a corpse!
What is the best name for a siamese fighting fish?
Thaiger? :lol:
Why are there brail number pads on drive-thru ATMs?
That's a hell of a good question!
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
i'd rather not say
for the last time, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The world, may never know.
Is soda really that bad for you?
With poprocks it is!!
Who's the tallest person you know?
I have avery short family... I used to have a tall friend. His name is Patrik. I haven't seen him for ages.
Would you strip for 1.000$?
Immediately! even for $100
though naked bear looks absolutely the same as all bears you have seen
Have you ever seen a talking bird (like parrot)? What did it say?
"yer mutter and yer fatter i fuck im bote"
:|
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from some illness, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Sometimes! :rofl:
Who is the last person you hugged?
a firend of mine.
If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Because they can't find a set that'll fit over their sterios earphones? :unsure:
If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?
Playing guitar for Ella
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
something toby keith.
the world's coming to an end. who do you kill?
The Doctor
Who disgusts you most?
you. :shoot:
What disease did cured ham actually have?
:beat:
because it's cheaper
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
nothing because they are normally on hunger strikes
what is the sound of one hand clapping?