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Eats watermelon seeds, but not the watermelon
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It's simple, I say something and the person below has to take credit for it!
Eats watermelon seeds, but not the watermelon
Aren't they good for you?
's milshake brings all the boys/girls to the yard.
And they're jealous cuz mine is damn better than theirs.
Gets aroused by riding on the back of elephants.
its a mutual understanding :P
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is a long way from the top if they want to rock'n'roll
Gettin' old
Gettin' grey
Gettin' ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin' sold
Second hand
That's how it goes
Playin' in a band
Secretly likes to trip old ladies at the mall.
It's funny cuz' they can't get up!
Secretly worships Micheal Jackson.
I do! Im trying to get into the inner circle of his cult and then *BAM* Inheritance and Whoopass.
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Swallows two peanuts with water every morning so the bees wont get them.
They need to mind their own bees-wax.
's favorite side dish is ear wax!
It goes on everything! You haven't lived until you glaze your ham with ear wax.
Believes the Tooth Fairy commits murders to get her supply of teeth.
Where do you think she got the golden ones?
Gives love a bad name (bad name).
I don't think Fluffergoop is a bad name.
Spray paints statues purple in the middle of the night.
What? I want them to have a taste of the rainbow!
Touched MC Hammer.
And i havent washed that finger since.
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Eats raw ginger.
I don't even wash it first. I just snatch it out of the earth and devour it in one bite.
Currently in the middle of a lawsuit against Vanilla Ice for the rights of "Ninja Rap."
Im gonna Ninja those damn royalties right out of his face.
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Still swears by the "cocacola contraception" method.
Pour a little bit of that in your urethra and I guarantee you won't have a child.
Joined the circus after decided that clowning around was all they were ever good at.
and you forgot the hotties in spandex :P
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came all over the chicken and the egg.
So, I guess I came first. And may have created a race of chicken-men.
Can recite the entire list of numbers for Pi, backward.
It only took me 2 years to learn! (holds up three fingers)
Is physically attracted to shoes.
on naked women. and donkeys.
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wants some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.
I want some hot stuff, baby, tonight!
Did, in fact, start the fire that got the world burning.
not on purpose :ninja:
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organises band camps
I can't help myself.. and this one time at...
Never finishes their train of thought.
Of course I do--- oh look , Elvis!!
Sings 'Oops I did it again' every morning in front of the mirror before heading off.
What nobody really knows is that I actually did it again on purpose.
Was really disappointed when they went to see Rocky and it wasn't Rocky Horror Picture Show.