After getting chewed a new one in boot by the drill instructor.
"I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast" - Commando
or
After a kid has a mega tantrum in a store saying he never gets what he wants.
"You ever suck dick for coke?" - Half Baked
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After getting chewed a new one in boot by the drill instructor.
"I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast" - Commando
or
After a kid has a mega tantrum in a store saying he never gets what he wants.
"You ever suck dick for coke?" - Half Baked
You're about to get hit by a truck....
"Yahooey!"
:cyclops:
Right after accepting a contracting job.
"The hammer is my penis." - Capt. Hammer [Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]
Seeing that the condom broke.
"This is my boomstick!" - Ash [Army of Darkness]
Bust a Move is NOT an appropriate answer for everything.
Like you break your leg. And the douche next to you shouldn't be yelling, "bust a move!"
watching someone getting humped on the leg by their dog,
"you can love your pets, just don't love your pets." Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats and Dogs.
Witnessing two of your close friends decide to get a divorce...
"Do you guys know when the next Haley's comet is?"Alan from the Hangover
At a funeral...
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. -Love and Death
^ Damn that's brutal ! :lol:
If you're ever in a courtroom for any reason, even just as a spectator, and the judge pronounces the sentence stand up and scream "AND THEN" - Dude Where's My Car
"Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner!" - Napoleon Dynamite.
Never use when the person you are talking to is actually named Tina.
Next time someone asks you "Is this true?" reply with "Its true. This man has no dick"
It's inappropriate to always scream "YOU WANT THE TRUTH!??! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" every time anyone speaks of truth... but it sure is funny.
That's a nod to Feev, btw... from long ago...
But here's one:
Someone's at the oncologist... just told they have cancer. It is not appropriate at this point to say, "It is not a tumah!"
When a blind/first date orders a cranberry juice: "What, do you got ya period?" (The Departed), had to, I think that part of the movie is hilarious.
HOw about when your supervisor at work comes over to compliment you or a co-worker on a job well doene (and you know there is still a lot left to do) avoid saying "well, let's not start sucking each other's di*ks just yet." (from Pulp Ficition)
After your wife gives birth. Don't say "That'll do pig; that'll do."
So you finally get that job at K-mart.
Now is not the time to say, "K-mart sucks".
never use a movie quote during sex.
it will be the absolute last time you ever have sex with that particular individual.
particularly the following from Liar, Liar:
"I've had better."
And don't say "Hello to my little friend" as part of foreplay.
to borrow a line from Elm Street 2
NEVER, while applying for a daycare center, utter the phrase "you are all my children now."
At a job interview, don't offer really personal knowledge, such as from Rainman: "I buy my boxers at K-mart."
When asked how your big presentation at work went: "I showed him my thing and it killed him."
:wtf: Werebat, you are so filled with awesomeness I may explode!!!!!!!!
*takes a bow* Thank you veddy much!!
When meeting your future father-in-law for the first time: "Well hello Mister Fancy Pants!"