chicken tried to fuck me over.
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Likes the feel of crusty jocks.
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chicken tried to fuck me over.
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Likes the feel of crusty jocks.
It's so dirty but soooo good.
Won a three legged race by cutting their partner's leg off.
Hey, that three leggedness was all me, baby.
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's fear has a name, and that name is BUDGIE.
Budgie Brownems is fear and terror personified.
Thinks clowns come from a seperate planet, one similiar to Pluto, but not so cold.
It's called Flazoinkle, with a population of eleventeen hundred.
Hired a midget to clean their shoe after every step.
I felt obligated to adopt him after killing his entire family. By accident, of course.
Tried building a city of cheese to attract all the mice of the world.
So far all I've got is ants and flies... Couldn't afford to carpool, so they decided to rollerskatepool.
Thinks cymbal monkeys should be given the vote.
Well it's like they'll let anyone vote these days, might as well take it a step further.
Wasn't aware that World War II had ended until a few months ago, when they were arrested for raiding Germany.
Them damn drty nazis had it coming what with their constant menacing of Indiana Jones.
Once believed that they could rule the world if only they had The Master Sword.
And once Ganon returns from his exile, which is only a matter of time, I will get to the sword before Link, defeat him with my superior skills, then take that Master Sword for my own!
Is the reason Mario no longer dates Princess Daisy.
I told him she was having an affair with Luigi.
Talks about things that happened a few hours before like they were twenty years before.
Do you remember the good old days, when we broke the record for the most members online? It seems just like yesterday, I can tell you that!
Once dressed up as a hamburger
To lure in all the fat people to my trap.
Dances around in their underwear with a cowboy hat and clown shoes.
It is my natural mating habits. I don't make fun of yours!
Thinks mayonaisse is made from dead mice.
If you buy the right brand it is.
Thinks midget milk is better than cow milk.
It is.
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put the lime in the coconut and then pissed in it
I then sold it in mass production as Miller Chill.
Enslaved a million pixies, and made millions off of PixieSticks.
How else could I make them taste so good?
Sucked a pixie's stick.
I was more than a little drunk..and I thought it was...something else. I'd rather not talk about it.
Is making a hybrid antalope and buffalo.
Antelope speed and buffalo strength... the super-beast!
Had the job of kicking the BeeGees in the crotch so they could sing in a high voice.
It was probably the best job I've ever had. Actually, no doubt about it.
Was David Bowie's hairstylist in the 70's.
I was 5, but what the hell?
wants a hot fudge sundae
.....with walnuts.
Fought the law, and got away with a slap on the wrist.
It left a red mark.
is a snappy dresser