Very tangentially related to King, so posting it here, but I couldn't not share this hilarious comic:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/house
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_2.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_3.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_4.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_5.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_6.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_7.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...se/house_8.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...e/house2_1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...e/house2_2.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...e/house2_3.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...e/house2_4.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...e/house2_5.png
