Originally Posted by
Bad Penny
Sigh ... First and last comment on the subject ... :harrier:
To the tune of “Fire Water Burn, Bloodhound Gang”
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
Penny’s got his Chadbourne on so let the rat remarquer draw,
Draw, rat remarquer, draw.
Well, my name is Penny and I’m down Australia way
Hanging with the TDT forum folk pretty much all day
Reading all the posts, updating my own thread
Buying too many books, thus I have no bread
Poverty’s a bitch, but how can I complain
Donate another organ, who cares about the pain
Then one day Wild Bill gets a thought in his evil head
To benefit the Haven Foundation, ‘cos somewhere he had read
That poor old Penny, for all his lack of class
Wants a million remarqued rats climbing out his ass
Hence Bill and Glenn hatch an evil plan
To fleece poor old Penny for everything they can
Rats, rats, rats by the score, scurrying off the pages
A remarqued tome with no compare, a monument for the ages
The Haven Ho, off he goes, spruiking left and right
Who’s gonna win this remarque, will it go without a fight
Whilst RF sits upon his golden throne, rubbing his claws with glee
Knowing the HF coffers will ratte with another donation from me
Anyway, the auctions over, it’s all said and done
I sit here despondently, yet another organ gone
The question I ask myself, deciding between kidney and spleen
Is why the heck Twisted Nadine was nowhere to be seen
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
The rats, the rats, the rats are remarqued,
Penny’s got his Chadbourne on so let the rat remarquer draw,
Draw, rat remarquer, draw.
