texts from last night

[IWasSentWest]

due to the hilarity of the site www.textsfromlastnight.com i decided to make a thread about your favorite texts from the site, or maybe even some texts that you find hilarious from your own phone.

a conversation i had earlier with a friend of mine

me : women! who needs em and their vagina's anyway!!!
friend : ummm...i wouldnt go THAT far....
me : :(

[tamez]

how did i miss this in my earlier perusal of the boards?

here's one from my phone that I actually posted on TFLN
I was trying to drive home from graduation in the BOONIES
and there were NO LIGHTS anywhere.. i texted the friend
i was supposed to be meeting afterwards:

(210) i'm so lost, it's really dark out here
(512) like my ball fro

[tamez]

this is the new status update on tfln on FB

(540): she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride

lmao

[rosie real]

:unsure:

(207): Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man

:wtf:

can anyone actually answer this question?

[Sam]

Stoners leaving waffles?!??:panic:

[idk, my bff jill?]

I fucking love that site.

Two of my favorites:

( 617 ): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
( 978 ): Prove it.

and

( 519 ): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

[Lily-sai]

Simba.. :wtf: :rofl: :lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

(289): Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.

What talent!