Only answer questions with questions

[Letti]

No answers.
Only questions.
You can answer the questions ONLY with questions.


How are you today?

[gsvec]

Why do you ask?

[Letti]

Are you sure you don't know it?

[gsvec]

Why on earth would you think that?

[Letti]

Don't you know that I am crazy?

[sarajean]

isn't that obvious?

[Brice]

What do you think?

[fernandito]

About what?

[sarajean]

what are you trying to say?

[fernandito]

Can't you see I'm trying to confuse him?

[sarajean]

oh, is that what you're on about?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Can't you see that for yourself?

[Brice]

What's not working?

[sarajean]

can't you tell me?

[Brice]

How can I tell you what I don't know?

[sarajean]

doesn't know the answer to that?

[gsvec]

I'm sorry - what was the question?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Haven't you been paying attention?

[Letti]

Don't you think you should answer that question instead of asking more?

[Brice]

Why don't you answer it?

[Woofer]

What's the point in answering?

[sarajean]

there was a point?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Isn't it obvious?

[sarajean]

isn't WHAT obvious?

[pathoftheturtle]

Kind of annoying, isn't it?

[Letti]

Can you get annoyed by such a little thing?

[pathoftheturtle]

You're surprised?

[Letti]

Why shouldn't I be surprised?

[pathoftheturtle]

What's so little about a thing like uncertainty, anyway?

[Letti]

Are you always this philosophical?

[candy]

whats philosophical?

[Woofer]

Haven't you ever heard of philosophy?

[candy]

are you calling me simple?:huglove:

[LastGuns1nger]

Do u think u can understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[Woofer]

Is that American English or British English?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Which do you prefer?

[gsvec]

Who says it's English at all?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Do you have something against the English?

[B Rag]

Don't you remember King George III?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Wasn't he in a Monty Python sketch?

[Odetta]

Why would he be in a Monty Python sketch?

[razz]

if not, why should we remember him?

[John Blaze]

what were we talking about again?

[Letti]

Why do you join if you have no idea about the topic? :)

[Brice]

What's annoying?

[candy]

why do you ask?

[Woofer]

Are you serious?

[candy]

why should i not be ?

[Woofer]

Is that really an issue?

[candy]

have you got issues?

[Woofer]

Should I?

[candy]

do you want some?

[gsvec]

Don't you have tons of issues already?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Doesn't everyone?

[candy]

who is everyone?

[pathoftheturtle]

Do u think u can understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?Do you type with your teeth?

[Woofer]

Can we not talk about teeth?

[Letti]

Do u think u can understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?Do you type with your teeth?

You don't?!?! How do you type?

[John Blaze]

why would that matter to you?

[pathoftheturtle]

If we can't even answer LG's question, John, then how do you expect us to figure out which people have issues?

[John Blaze]

why would we care who has issues?

[pathoftheturtle]

*sigh* Do you know anything about Carl Rogers?

[John Blaze]

who is john gault?

[Woofer]

Why are we obsessing on psychiatry and philosophy?

[John Blaze]

are we obsessing?

[Woofer]

Isn't this obsession?

[John Blaze]

did you see your profile yet?

[Woofer]

Do you think I should or maybe you should check yours?

[John Blaze]

why would that interest me?>

[Letti]

What are you interested in at all?

[John Blaze]

should i say goodnight?

[Letti]

Should I grab you and tie you to a chair to make you stay? :)

[idk, my bff jill?]

Feeling frisky, are we? :lol:

[John Blaze]

is that a bad thing?

[turtlex]

what do you think your wife would say?

[John Blaze]

do you know something I don't?

[Woofer]

Is there ever anything wrong with a little B&D?

[John Blaze]

is there ever anything wrong at all"?

[Woofer]

All detergent or all in general?

[John Blaze]

why are you trying to confuse me?

[Woofer]

Does it seem that confusing you is my intent?

[John Blaze]

must you always use such big words?

[Woofer]

How big is too big?

[sarajean]

is that what she said?

[candy]

what are you all talking about?

[Woofer]

Must there be a point to everything?

[John Blaze]

why are you so combative?

[Woofer]

Was I combative?

[sarajean]

aren't you always?

[Lily-sai]

aren't you all hilarious?

<3

[turtlex]

What I make you laugh? I'm a comedian?

[Lily-sai]

you just made me giggle, so doesn't that mean you're a comedian?

[turtlex]

You didn't catch the semi-accurate movie quote?

[Lily-sai]

i didn't, so will i be deleted from the movie geeks list? :cry:

[turtlex]

Is there such a list ?

[Lily-sai]

yes, didn't you know? i did that list in my head, and among many, many people (including you), i believe at least melike is strongly in it, isn't she? :wub:

[turtlex]

given that, then sarajean must be in it too?

[Lily-sai]

isn't that obvious? :wub:

[turtlex]

are most things?

[sarajean]

is sarajean blushing right now?

[razz]

have you got a shoe?

[Woofer]

Who else thinks sj looks beautiful when she blushes?

[razz]

wouldn't it be easier to list the people who don't think so? (all -6 of them?)

[Lily-sai]

doesn't everyone think so? can you show one who doesn't, so i can kick him/her?

(razz beat me to it, i'm too slow, am i not?)

[Daghain]

Can you kick anyone from where you are?

[ladykatherine]

Do you think the SJ-bashers would allow themselves to be kicked?

[turtlex]

perhaps you meant "sj" and not "SJ"? :lol:

[Brice]

Are people still confused about capitalization issues?

[pathoftheturtle]

Is it possible to resolve personal issues at a rate faster than that of turnover in the population?

[John Blaze]

what you talkin bout' willis?

[pathoftheturtle]

How about adding sj & SJ to the F.A.Q.? :lol:

[Daghain]

Don't you think the FAQ is long enough already?

[Letti]

People like reading here a lot, don't they?

[Woofer]

Ever compared the TDT.com FAQ to the FAQs for some other forums?

[Daghain]

There are other forums?

[John Blaze]

what is this disquieting rumor I hear?

[Daghain]

Is it disquieting, or alarming?

[John Blaze]

are you instigating panic?

[Woofer]

OMG, is it time to go into panic mode?

[Daghain]

Panic? Who said anything about panic?

[Woofer]

Does it matter who said it if it is time to start panicking?

[Letti]

May I panic, too? Pretty please?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Why is everyone talking about panicking?

[Daghain]

Why are we supposed to panic again?

[Woofer]

Shouldn't we ask JohnBlaze?

[Daghain]

Do you think he would know?

[pathoftheturtle]

Now, weren't you the one who started this, with your logophobia?

[candy]

whats logophobia?

[Lily-sai]

isn't it an obsessive fear of words?

[Daghain]

I don't know, is it?

[pathoftheturtle]

Don't you think the FAQ is long enough already?<_< Anyone have any better ideas?

[Daghain]

No, do you?

[fernandito]

Do I what?

[pathoftheturtle]

Do you mind?

[pathoftheturtle]

...
Did that come out wrong?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Am I the only one not following?

[Woofer]

Isn't that Ed Chigliak?

[pathoftheturtle]

What's annoying?Am I the only one not following?

[Woofer]

Did you know Darren E. Burrows is Billy Drago's son?

http://www.edgallardo.com/billda2.jpg

[John Blaze]

You mean Drago from Rocky 4?

[Woofer]

Was he also John Bly in The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.?

[John Blaze]

is that movie any good?

[pathoftheturtle]

You think it might be a movie that's not as good as Rocky 4?

[John Blaze]

Is there anything better than Rocky 4?

[Daghain]

You think Rocky 4 was a good movie?

[Woofer]

What if it's a TV show?

[John Blaze]

why would you speak such blasphemy?

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Why does God like Rocky 4?

[Letti]

Why do you think God likes it? Have you ever talked to Him?

[Woofer]

Why are you sure there's only one god or, for that matter, that it would be a he?

[turtlex]

Don't you think that's a rather deep question for a Tuesday?

[Brice]

What's annoying?Am I the only one not following?

Do you not realize I was responding to a question on the wrong page?

[turtlex]

Do you realize you've now hip-checked the rest of us?

[Woofer]

Why am I suddenly reminded of Abbot and Costello?

[pathoftheturtle]

Which matters more, sickness or health?

[John Blaze]

what's the difference?

[Daghain]

You don't know the difference between being sick and being well?

[turtlex]

He just asked, didn't he?

[Daghain]

Yes, but was he serious?

[pathoftheturtle]

Well, since he has cried blasphemy before, who knows?

[John Blaze]

didn't you understand that I meant sickness is a health issue?

[pathoftheturtle]

So, then, which page is the right one?

[Daghain]

I don't know, does anyone else?

[John Blaze]

why this fixation with being on the correct page?

[Daghain]

Why not?

[pathoftheturtle]

What's annoying?Am I the only one not following?

Do you not realize I was responding to a question on the wrong page?
What were we talking about, again?

[Woofer]

Kitty said what?

[fernandito]

Who's Kitty?

[Brice]

You don't know Kitty?

[Woofer]

Someone doesn't know Kitty? Isn't that like not knowing Jack?

[John Blaze]

who don't know jack shit?

[Letti]

Are Jack and Kitty married?

[Brice]

Why do you ask that?

[turtlex]

Aren't you playing along?

[Brice]

Are you?

[Woofer]

What if they only live together?

[turtlex]

What would that prove?

[Brice]

What do you need proof of?

[turtlex]

the meaning of life?

[Brice]

life has meaning?

[turtlex]

How would I know?

[Brice]

Would you at all?

[turtlex]

Is that a complete sentance?

[Brice]

Isn't it?

[turtlex]

Do I look like an English teacher?

[Brice]

Do we know what you look like at all? :P

[turtlex]

Didnt you see the Misha thread?

[Brice]

:lol: Maybe "at all" was a bit of an exaggeration.

[turtlex]

Dude, don't you know the name of this thread? :nope: :rolleyes:

[Brice]

Oops...I broke the only rule, didn't I? :lol:

[Girlystevedave]

What rule?

[Brice]

What are rules?

[Ste Letto]

How should I know?

[Girlystevedave]

Don't you keep up with what's going on around here?

[Daghain]

Can anyone really keep up with everything in life in this day and age?

[turtlex]

To which day and age are you referring? August 4th during the Renaissance?

[Daghain]

You didn't assume this day and age meant right now?

[turtlex]

Why would I be respond like a reasonable person?

[pathoftheturtle]

Is there really any reasonable way to be respond?

[Daghain]

I don't know, why would you?

[pathoftheturtle]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Daghain]

What's what supposed to mean?

[pathoftheturtle]

Are you asking my opinion?

[John Blaze]

would anyone want that? :P

[Daghain]

I don't know, would they?

[pathoftheturtle]

Have you got a problem?

[Daghain]

No, have you?

[pathoftheturtle]

Does this one count?
Can anyone really keep up with everything in life in this day and age?

[Daghain]

That's your problem?

[pathoftheturtle]

Do rules and systems solve more problems than they create?

[Daghain]

Do you think it's the rules and systems or those in charge of them?

[pathoftheturtle]

Creating problems?

[Daghain]

Don't they always?

[John Blaze]

are we feeling philosophical?

[Woofer]

Have I had enough coffee to be philosophical?

[turtlex]

Can anyone ever have enough coffee on a workday?

[Woofer]

Isn't coffee awesome?

[Brice]

Is that even deniable?

[Letti]

Are you a coffee addict, too?

[Brice]

Isn't everyone?

[Letti]

Do you think I am a coffee addict, too?

[Brice]

Aren't you?

[Letti]

Why don't you guess?

[Brice]

Why should I guess when you can just tell me?

[Odetta]

Did you just see THAT???????

[Letti]

Don't you love to play?

[Woofer]

Does everyone else wish work could be as fun as play?

[pathoftheturtle]

Want to change the world?

[Daghain]

Can you start?

[pathoftheturtle]

Will we work on what we wish, or just wish at where we work?

[John Blaze]

can we do both?

[pathoftheturtle]

Do we have more coffee?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Didn't someone make a pot not long ago?

[Daghain]

Didn't someone drink it all?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Who the hell was that?
And why didn't he or she make a new pot?

[Daghain]

Do you think it was a coffee kleptomaniac?

[idk, my bff jill?]

Does it matter?

[John Blaze]

does anything?

[Daghain]

If nothing matters, what are we doing here?

[pathoftheturtle]

To be or not to be?

[John Blaze]

is that the question?

[pathoftheturtle]

Who says that nothing matters?

[John Blaze]

who says that anything does?

[Darkthoughts]

Do you know I do, because I'm your leader? :P

[Lily-sai]

shouldn't all the coffee cleptomaniacs be banned to the edge of the world?

[Brice]

Don't you know I'm one?

[Darkthoughts]

Shouldn't they all be made to drink tea?

[John Blaze]

did someone reply to the wrong page?

[Daghain]

Don't you know we know you're one?

[John Blaze]

isn't anyone gonna compliment my new banner?