If you could direct a movie

[Letti]

what kind of movie would you direct?

[Letti]

I made a poll here but somehow it didn't appear.
Could someone make it? Please, one of our dear facilitators. :wub:

These are the options:
- horror
- romantic
- drama
- sci-fi
- porn ;)
- comedy
- action
- adventure
- documentary
- something else

[Mike Beck]

i didn't even think of porn until i saw it listed there.

I would go with a pornumentary. You get all the goodies of making a porn film along with the respect and notoriety of a documentary.

final answer.

[Randall Flagg]

I put a poll up for you. And I voted.

[MonteGss]

I voted porn also....like I know Letti did. ;)

[Wuducynn]

Letti is not only a Porn Star but the Porn Queen of the Multi-verse.

[Wuducynn]

I want to direct a movie based on H.P. Lovecraft that actually does right by the story.

[fernandito]

I chose Something Else. Me and my brother always talk about what kind of movies we would direct if we had the resources and money to do so: A noir-ish type movie, with CGI embedded. I would have two main characters, and the templates for their characters would be Jules and Vincent. And like Tarantino, I would pay tribute to the things I grew up on : Ninja turtles and video game references galore!

[Darkthoughts]

I would like to direct Gun, With Occasional Music a sci-fi detective story I read years ago. Kinda like Who Framed Roger Rabbit meets Seven.

[Mattrick]

Horror as I plan on doing with my life. Not the crap they bring out now like Pulse.

[Letti]

i didn't even think of porn until i saw it listed there.

Good choice, isn't it. ;)


I put a poll up for you. And I voted.

Thanks a million. :rose:


I voted porn also....like I know Letti did. ;)

Heeeey! I didn't.
I am just about to vote. :lol:

[Randall Flagg]

I voted porn.
I always wanted to star in a porn movie, but they said my resume wasn't big enough.:pullhair:

[Letti]

We have 3 votes for porn.
Yeah.

:D

[Wuducynn]

Letti is not only a Porn Star but the Porn Queen of the Multi-verse.

So much for giving Lovely Letti compliments, they just get ignored!

[Letti]

Letti is not only a Porn Star but the Porn Queen of the Multi-verse.

So much for giving Lovely Letti compliments, they just get ignored!

I have seen it but this is the first time some calls me a Porn Star.. I was so touched I couldn't say anything. :lol:

[Wuducynn]

I have seen it but this is the first time some calls me a Pors Star.. I was so touched I couldn't say anything. :lol:

The. First.. :o No way!

[Letti]

I have seen it but this is the first time some calls me a Porn Star.. I was so touched I couldn't say anything. :lol:

The. First.. :o No way!

Star... maybe.. just to be kind to me.

But pornstar?????? No way. :lol:

[BlakeMP]

Comedy. I've already directed comedy plays, and I seem to enjoy that the most. :)

[Matt]

For me, I think some kind of action flick.

Matthew, I am not sure where you are from but in our neck of the woods, "porn star" is not exactly an term of endearment :lol:

[Letti]

Thank you, Matt. At last someone protects me... :D

[Matt]

:blush:

The pleasure is all mine m'lady.

I believe a woman of your caliber should be described more as the beautiful flower that she is. Precious and not for mass consumption. :huglove:

[Letti]

*gets absolutely speechless but says thank you with her eyes*

[Wuducynn]

For me, I think some kind of action flick.

Matthew, I am not sure where you are from but in our neck of the woods, "porn star" is not exactly an term of endearment :lol:


It is in my book, or I would never had said so of Letti. It means you're the hottest of the hot. :thumbsup:

[Matt]

Well there you go, different strokes for different folks. :couple:

[Letti]

:grouphug:

[Jon]

I voted documentary. I watch so many...why not?

[Letti]

I voted documentary. I watch so many...why not?

I would make that with pleasure, too.

[Mattrick]

My first movie would be called The Catacombs and would be very scary. Take diapers and febreeze to the movie theatre scary.

[Lefty Writer]

I voted for "comedy," because I could incorporate elements from the other styles into it. One of the best examples of this, IMHO, is this movie:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0076257/

[Odetta]

Documentary, because you could really have any of the other genres in your movie, if you wanted.

[aurora]

Resurrecting an old-ish thread I know, but I have to say that I would kill not so much as be the director as the Main VFX Sup working with the Dir doing the Legends of Dune Trilogy. Its just the CG artist in me mixed with a profound love for Dune.

[walterodim]

So where is the western? It is a genre

[Matt]

We must all assume Western has to be mixed with Fantasy at this point Walt. :lol:

Or...its an oversight

[walterodim]

We must all assume Western has to be mixed with Fantasy at this point Walt. :lol:

Or...its an oversight


I guess:rolleyes:

[jayson]

if i had a chance to direct, it would be a documentary, ideally something about Tom Waits

[Míchéal]

Western is not an option, my mood shall be grumpy now.

[cozener]

I said porn simply because I think it would be the easiest kind of movie to direct. Since I've never directed a movie I figured I'd start off with something a little more pedestrian.

Oh and Westerns could go under Action or maybe Adventure. I don't think they rate their own genre. Subgenre, sure. Genre, no.

[blackrose22]

Sci-Fi for me. Would love to turn one of Iain M Banks Culture books into a film. The Player of Games as its my favorite he has written so far.

[Candice Dionysus]

Letti, my love! You left out Fantasy! I would direct a Fantasy movie. XD

[flaggwalkstheline]

I wrote something else
If I could direct any film it would be a 3 and a half hour adaptation of clive barkers the great and secret show! I'd also want to do the sequel everville

the books of the art are my favorite fantasy stories besides the dark tower
I'd want steve buscemi as Jaffe:P

[Sam]

I'd make a porn too. Not STAR in it, just direct it. I don't need to be in a porn film. I ain't THAT good looking.

[Letti]

Letti, my love! You left out Fantasy! I would direct a Fantasy movie. XD

You are so right. :panic: If only I could add it now.
I am still with the drama but maybe.. if I truly had the chance I would try to make a documenary.

[Sam]

In all seriousness, I think I would make a crime suspense film (that would be drama). A couple from that genre would be Silence of the Lambs or Kiss the Girls.

[pathoftheturtle]

I voted for "comedy," because I could incorporate elements from the other styles into it. ...Personally, I prefer tragedy.

I might like to direct a romance, but certainly not a romantic comedy. I want art to make waves.

I love good fantasy and science fiction, (read "good" as "meaningful") but I'm voting here for Documentary because, if it is being able to make just one film that we're talking about, then I'd want to be quite clear about my point.

[Ruthful]

i didn't even think of porn until i saw it listed there.

I would go with a pornumentary. You get all the goodies of making a porn film along with the respect and notoriety of a documentary.

final answer.

I like this idea.

We just need to find some semi-respectable financiers.

:orely:

[Empath of the White]

I voted something else. There'd be three remakes, live-action: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mario Brothers and Resident Evil retitled as "Biohazard." The Turtles would be a trilogy and Mario a single movie. Biohazard would be four or five movies. Then there'd be an original movie based on some fantasy ideas I've been kicking around a writing in various notebooks about.

[Melike]

Something else.

Horror would be an indefeasible component of it, but I think it would have a very mixed genre; unclassifiable movie. :D

[ImprisonedNtheDarkTower]

I picked other, cuz i couldn't check all of them. I'd direct the most horrific love tale of two c.i.a. operatives on the run in the siberian wasteland while trying to confront their true chemical romance for eachother. so then there would be some ewwie porno stuff then the film crew filming this incredible true documentary tell the two guys its just a huge joke....

[Seymour_Glass]

I would direct in pretty much every genre.