What's your real name?

[Letti]

Hi there.
Nice to meet you. :D

My real name is Szűcs Nikolett - this is what you could see on my ID card. :D
In English: Nikolett Furrier.
You can see we Hungarian put first the surname and after that we put the first name. Quite strange, huh?


May I have yours?

[tamez]

well, i don't like to reveal my last name online
but, it starts with a C.
and my real first name is tamez
rhymes with pez

[Letti]

Your firstname is as beautiful and unique as yourself, Tamez.

[Rjeso]

My name is Laura, and my last name also begins with a C. Some of you know it, some of you don't, and most of you could find it somewheres, I'm sure.

[Mike Beck]

my name is Colliander Reynolds-McGovern

[Wuducynn]

My name is Laura, and my last name also begins with a C. Some of you know it, some of you don't, and most of you could find it somewheres, I'm sure.

Some of us care, most of us don't.

[Letti]

my name is Colliander Reynolds-McGovern

Nice to meet you. :D

[Rjeso]

My name is Laura, and my last name also begins with a C. Some of you know it, some of you don't, and most of you could find it somewheres, I'm sure.

Some of us care, most of us don't.

What the hell did I ever do to you? :P

[Wuducynn]

It's that whole breathing issue.

[Letti]

My name is Laura, and my last name also begins with a C. Some of you know it, some of you don't, and most of you could find it somewheres, I'm sure.

Some of us care, most of us don't.

What the hell did I ever do to you? :P

It meant he loves you. Believe me. :D

[sarah]

I would just like to say that I'm so happy that I pronouce Tamez's name correctly :D :dance:


My first name is


sarah or haras or harasarah or whatevs. keeeheeee cheeese

[Matt]

My name is Matt. :lol:

Rayne is the last name and it is pronounced like (Rain)

Wayne with a "r" I tell people

[Rjeso]

It's that whole breathing issue.

Ah. Well, I'll see what I can do about that for you. I'm there for you like that.

[Wuducynn]

I'm getting all "choked" up when you said that :huglove:

[Rjeso]

I'm getting all "choked" up when you said that :huglove:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/silver_phoenix11/smileys/rimshot.gif

[sarah]

:lol:

[fernandito]

I too, share the lastname-internet-paranoia... So just call me : Fernando H. :)

[tamez]

Your firstname is as beautiful and unique as yourself, Tamez.


thank you sweet Nikolett

[Letti]

I too, share the lastname-internet-paranoia... So just call me : Fernando H. :)

Yeah, it's easy for me. I live at the other side of the world and my last name is as often used as Smith so.. ;)


Fernando!!! Hello! :D

[Matt]

My last name is all over the internet but I have a big dog so come on up crazies. :lol:

[fernandito]

Don't lie, your name is Mattcolm X.

[Letti]

My last name is all over the internet but I have a big dog so come on up crazies. :lol:

And you are not afraid of anything but the clown doll, huh? ;)

[Matt]

:lol:

That is exactly right! If there were a potential for clowns, no last name would be provided

[Letti]

:lol:

[sarajean]

sarajean is my real name...my last name, however, is not common, so i don't share it that often.

it is spanish, though, which surprises the hell out of people when they meet my husband and i...especially when they learn that he speaks spanish fluently. you could not find a whiter looking couple.

[Darkthoughts]

My name is Lisa :D

[Candice Dionysus]

Candice Wozniak. Though I am going to have it (my surname) changed to Dionysus.

[ZoNeSeeK]

My name is Josh :D

[Wuducynn]

My name is Josh :D

Liar.

[Erin]

Hi there. I'm Erin Kelley. :D

[sarajean]

crap! i forgot there were two Es in your last name. i have to fix your contact in my mobile now.

[Erin]

Awww, i'm a contact. :wub:


And the double E is the cool way to spell it. :lol:

[sarajean]

dur, of course you are. how the hell else am i supposed to spam you with sofa king pictures?

[OchrisO]

My name is Chris Thornsberry. I don't care to publish my name, because I love stalkers. They make me feel special.

[Erin]

Because I know it pisses you off:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/MidWorldGirl/wild20thornberrys.gif

[sarajean]

:rofl:

that's EXACTLY what i thought!

[OchrisO]

Mine has a s, goddamnit!

:P

[Erin]

But if you move that S to the end, you get Thornberrys! :P

[OchrisO]

P.S.

I only fake anger at that because it is funny.

[OchrisO]

That's it. I'm gonna go give Dino your address.

[sarajean]

i didn't even notice the S. :lol:

[ZoNeSeeK]

My name is Josh :D

Liar.

:(

You're right. Its Jurgen Appalatian Semen-Smith.

[Rjeso]

I had you down as Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-
cren-bon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-
eisenbahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-
gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumeraber-schönendanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm.

Huh.

[MonteGss]

I'm totally gonna start stalking you people. :) :P

[Wuducynn]

:(

You're right. Its Jurgen Appalatian Semen-Smith.

Doesn't it feel better to tell the truth?

[ZoNeSeeK]

No, it feels kinda dirty.

[Letti]

Yeah, I wanna be honest, too. My real name is Bob.

[Wuducynn]

No, it feels kinda dirty.

Wait, shouldn't that be "Yes, it feels kinda dirty."?

[Mike Beck]

Nice to meet you, miss Szucs. (i don't know how to do that cool "u" thing)

[Brice]

Nice to meet you, miss Szucs. (i don't know how to do that cool "u" thing)


You can do the cool "u" thing with the character map on your comp Mike. :)


My name is Brice Beede.

[tamez]

triple B! :couple:

edit: i hate t.o.p....

[Brice]

triple B! :couple:

edit: i hate t.o.p....

Tamez! :huglove:

[Mike Beck]

whoa thanks Brice. ;)

[Wuducynn]

Mike are you 'Jake is a Bastard' over on .Net?

[Brice]

No problem! Glad I could help ya' a little. :)

[Mike Beck]

You sure did, Brice. :)

and heck yeah, All Hail! It's me. Good to see ya, I say.

[Wuducynn]

Hell yeah Mike, great to see you over here too. I love your quote by the way. :lol:

[Daghain]

It's also keybord command option-u-u. :D

[Wuducynn]

My real name is Mattttqhew Bigboote (pronounced Bigbootay) and the q is silent of course.

[tamez]

lol buckeroo bonzai!

[Letti]

Nice to meet you, miss Szucs. (i don't know how to do that cool "u" thing)

You can leave it out and you can call me Szcs. ;) :lol:

[Wuducynn]

lol buckeroo bonzai!

:cool: :rock:

[Mordred Deschain]

Christopher, or Topher, or Tophe, or Pherf

[Jon]

I am actually Richard Milhous Nixon !!

[Jon]

...and on weekends I am Beryl Ives.

[Mordred Deschain]

On weekends I'm Mr. Staypuff

[Letti]

Have I mentioned that I am Stephen King?
Yes.
I think I have.

[MonteGss]

My name starts with a G. I just prefer Monte. :)

[Wuducynn]

...and on weekends I am Beryl Ives.

I thought you were Beryl Evans. A.K.A. Claudia y Inez Bachman

[fernandito]

My name starts with a G. I just prefer Monte. :)

G-G-G-G-G Unit?

[Wuducynn]

Gomer

[Nerak]

Karen aka Nerak

[Wuducynn]

Do you like Karen or Nerak more? Or maybe Nerakaren?

[fernandito]

CK, when telemarketers call your house, do they ask for a Mr. Crimson King?

[Wuducynn]

No, they just ask for Mattttqhew Bigboote

[Wuducynn]

Or Mr. Bigboote

[Odetta]

only one here knows my real first name... and that person has promised to keep it to themselves....

[ZoNeSeeK]

is that person me? because if it is, I cant remember :) *looks through redton PMs*

[Letti]

only one here knows my real first name... and that person has promised to keep it to themselves....

I will keep my word. You can trust me. ;)

:rose:

[Nerak]

Do you like Karen or Nerak more? Or maybe Nerakaren?

Whichever...

I even answer to Bitch! lol

[fernandito]

only one here knows my real first name... and that person has promised to keep it to themselves....

I wonder who...

[Odetta]

...And they have sworn that they will keep it to themselves, lest I haunt them for an eternity while they sleep!


and NOT in a good way!

[ZoNeSeeK]

I wouldnt trust the sneaky mexican. He will refuse to shower and swap your children for limes.

[Wuducynn]

...And they have sworn that they will keep it to themselves, lest I haunt them for an eternity while they sleep!


and NOT in a good way!

Why? Do you have a host of conspiring folk after you?

[ZoNeSeeK]

Odetta's shyness borders on neurosis.

[Odetta]

DOES NOT!


*cowers in fetal position whilst rocking*

[Matt]

:cool:

[ZoNeSeeK]

I had to post a half naked photo to get her to post her first ever photo @ redton :) my dedication to stuff knows no bounds, you see.

[sarah]

wha? half naked? hmpt!

[ZoNeSeeK]

;)

[Odetta]

It was TOTALLY worth holding out for! yum!


hmmm... maybe I should go find it????

[ZoNeSeeK]

dont bother, its not there anymore :P :P :P whaddya think i am, a cheap man whore?

[fernandito]

yes.

[sarah]

<_<


show it don't taunt it

[Matt]

Seriously, I am not sure the site can get passed the idea of a half naked Australian.

You have to post it, for the future of the site Josh. :lol:

[Mordred Deschain]

Aren't Australians marsupials? At least that's what I heard, so it depends on what half is nekkid!:)

[Grillslinger]

My name's Alberto.

[Odetta]

Seriously, I am not sure the site can get passed the idea of a half naked Australian.

You have to post it, for the future of the site Josh. :lol:

mmm... abs

[Letti]

My name's Alberto.

Nice to meet you, Alberto. What a nice name. :rose:

[Matt]

Hey Alberto, nice to see you around here more. :D

[ZoNeSeeK]

Seriously, I am not sure the site can get passed the idea of a half naked Australian.

You have to post it, for the future of the site Josh. :lol:

Pfft. theres only one way id even think about it is if we got paid in appropriate currency: Ta-Tas

[Matt]

See...I'd do a half dressed calendar for money too. :cool:

[ZoNeSeeK]

TaTas = tits.

[sarajean]

not an ass man, then?

[fernandito]

I don't think he watches wrestling.


No further questions.

[sarajean]

shut up, mr. mcliarson.

[ZoNeSeeK]

not an ass man, then?

well i guess it depends on the tits and on the ass :)

shutup fp, i dont mean you. :P

[Odetta]

:lol:

[Mordred Deschain]

Hmmm...came into check, and still no pictures....

[ZoNeSeeK]

we need a ta-ta's'n'ass thread :)

I think one of our ladies should start one off :)

[Letti]

*rolleyes*

[Odetta]

*slaps ZoNe*

[Wuducynn]

Aren't Australians marsupials? Right on the money as usual MD! All Australians are marsupials.

[Matt]

TaTas = tits.

Ah, I can handle some payment that way too. :lol:

[Erin]

My name is Brice Beede.

Brice, do you pronounce your name like "Bead" or do you emphasize the e like "Bee dee"?

[Brice]

My name is Brice Beede.

Brice, do you pronounce your name like "Bead" or do you emphasize the e like "Bee dee"?

Basically it sounds the same as beady or Bee dee if you say it fast.

[Letti]

It sounds great any way. ;)

[Storyslinger]

Brian England
yes, like the country HA HA

[fernandito]

And you live in England, correct?

[Storyslinger]

No, Wisconsin

[fernandito]

Close enough.


>.>

<.<

That reminds me of that part in Dogma where they ask Rufus if the two fallen angels were sent to Hell and he says "No, even worse...WISCONSIN"

[Storyslinger]

Trust me, it's the closest thing to hell on earth

[fernandito]

Well, at least you guys got The Packers :)

[Storyslinger]

DAMN RIGHT
The minions of hell

[fernandito]

That is, until Favre is gone :D

[Storyslinger]

Don't remind me
Got to go
talk to ya later

[Letti]

Brian England
yes, like the country HA HA

Nice to meet you, Brian.
We've well met.

[chuxter]

My name is Chuck rhymes with.....

Hey, didja ever do the Chuck, Chuck, Bo Buck, Banana-Fanna.....

Well you know the rest

[Letti]

Sir Chuck! *smiles widely* :rose:

[fernandito]

Can I call you Good Luck Chuck?

[towerguard]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

[Letti]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*

[towerguard]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*


Seriously?
:|

[Letti]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*


Seriously?
:|

Serious like hell.

[towerguard]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*


Seriously?
:|

Serious like hell.

:doh:

[Letti]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*


Seriously?
:|

Serious like hell.

:doh:

:rolleyes: men...

[towerguard]

Ronnie J. Towerguard.

ironic, I know.

Really?
No, not ironic at all. It's so nice. *gets envious*


Seriously?
:|

Serious like hell.

:doh:

:rolleyes: men...

:rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl:

[Letti]

:D

[She-Oy]

we need a ta-ta's'n'ass thread :)

I think one of our ladies should start one off :)

Oh Josh, don't you know that was so two years ago! LOL :innocent:

[sarajean]

Well, at least you guys got The Packers :)

i didn't think it was possible to :wub: you more.

[Arthur Heath]

Well my friends, the J. in J. Todd stands for James. You can put the rest together...

[fernandito]

Well, at least you guys got The Packers :)

i didn't think it was possible to :wub: you more.

(Ace Ventura-esque eyebrow wiggling)

[MonteGss]

No, Wisconsin

Dude!
I grew up in WI! You know Marshfield? Shitty place but that's where I was.

Go Pack!

[Storyslinger]

Letti~ WE are well met
MonteGss~ Chalk 2 up for WI

[Matt]

I lived in Madison for about three weeks :lol:

[Storyslinger]

Chalk 3 up for WI 8)

[ZoNeSeeK]

we need a ta-ta's'n'ass thread :)

I think one of our ladies should start one off :)

Oh Josh, don't you know that was so two years ago! LOL :innocent:

Bah, when does it go out of fashion :)

[Bethany]

Hi! i'm Bethany, damn glad to meet you! see, my real name has a capital B :P
i'd tell you my last name but it would do no good. i am a rare thing indeed--i am ungoogable.

[She-Oy]

I'm She-Oy aka Heather. If you really need to know my last name, then I hope it's send to goodies to me. If not, then there's no point!

[Jon]

I am "I am."

[Lance]

My last name is Dees. Which I've caught hell about since 1992 when The Chronic came out.

[Matt]

Hey Lance-nice to see you :cool:

The place is rockin :rock:

[She-Oy]

Hey Lance!!!!

[Bethany]

lance!

[Wuducynn]

My last name is Dees. Which I've caught hell about since 1992 when The Chronic came out.

I love your sig quote. :harrier:

[Brice]

It's great to see you here Lance! :D

[Odetta]

Lance! :wub:

[Storyslinger]

Hey Lance

[wizardsrainbow]

Chalk 3 up for WI 8)

Make it 4. I lived in Milwaukee and worked my first job out of college at Gimbels Department Store. I managed the bedding and linens department at a branch store (Southgate) for awhile and then was an assistant toy buyer. Long hours low pay so I went back and got a Masters degree...went to lovely Tuscon Arizona for that!

[Storyslinger]

I have some relatives that live in Milwaukee, cool man :rock:

[Bethany]

my name is luka.
i live on the second floor.

[Odetta]

I am Batman

[She-Oy]

my name is luka.
i live on the second floor.

Yes, I think I've seen you before.

[Daghain]

my name is luka.
i live on the second floor.

:rofl:

[OchrisO]

My name is

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.

[Daghain]

My name is Puddentain, ask me again and I'll tell you the same. :lol:

[Letti]

My name is

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.

It can't be easy at the offices at the banks and so on, huh? :D

[Matt]

The business card is more of a business banner. :lol:

[Wuducynn]

My name is

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.

I thought you were the IV?

[Mordred Deschain]

CK's real name is Ball Sack

[Wuducynn]

I already posted my real name. Ball Sack was what all the boys in the prison shower room called me.

[Mordred Deschain]

LOL

[ManOfWesternesse]

Have I mentioned that I am Stephen King?
Yes.
I think I have.
:lol: - she's off again!

Brian Chambers, at your service. (No, no known relation of John (Jake) Chambers).

[Letti]

Brian Chambers, at your service. (No, no known relation of John (Jake) Chambers).
Whoo knws... who knows... ;)
We might be just some characters in one of Stephen King's books. :D

[RolandDerRevolvermann]

My first name is Alexander and my last name is Brauwers.
My girl friends last name is Engel, which means Angel.
My son has the lovely name Luca Miguel Engel... Sounds great, doesn´t it? *proud*

I don´t care, if anyone knows. anybody can see it at my sites impressum anyway... :))

[fernandito]

Nice! I've always loved the name Alexander, hell, if I ever have a kid I'm going to name him that. Don't mind if I call you Alex do you? :cool:

[Storyslinger]

My first name is Alexander and my last name is Brauwers.
My girl friends last name is Engel, which means Angel.
My son has the lovely name Luca Miguel Engel... Sounds great, doesn´t it? *proud*

I don´t care, if anyone knows. anybody can see it at my sites impressum anyway... :))

Nice to meet you Alexander

[RolandDerRevolvermann]

Nice! I've always loved the name Alexander, hell, if I ever have a kid I'm going to name him that. Don't mind if I call you Alex do you? :cool:

Alex is great! I´ll check up your names in further post, than I´ll pay back your nice greetings :)

[RolandDerRevolvermann]

I got it. Nice to meet you Brian! :)

@feverishparade: I can´t find out your real name. Didn´t you post it or am I blind?

[Storyslinger]

You too Alex

[fernandito]

My name? my name is.... Chris P. Bacon. :)


No I'm just kidding, my real name is Fernando, but folks around here usually call me Nando and only Sara calls me Ferny :wub:

[Storyslinger]

Shit, I didn't even know that, NIce to meet you Nando.............ur Chris P. Bacon

[fernandito]

You didn't know my real name? :( </3


Oh well no biggie, I didn't know your real name either :lol:

[RolandDerRevolvermann]

Ah... ok... so...Nice to meet you Fernando! I just know two more Fernandos. Fernando Alonso and Fernando Torres :)

[fernandito]

Hmm, race car driver and Liverpool forward, respectively? :) I'm an Arsenal fan myself, and my younger brother roots for Man U.

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

only Letti knows my first name and that privlege is hers to keep
but i will say that my first name sterts with a C

[tamez]

henceforth, i will think of you as Carl.

[RolandDerRevolvermann]

yeah... :)
I still love my Borussia Dortmung. But I like Arsenal aswell because of Henry (went to Barca) and Jens Lehmann... Sadly he fluffed last matches...
and ManU... let me see... I really do not like Christiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney... they´re so much cocky and self-important...:ninja:

[Diani_of_gilead]

Diana and my middle name is Valeria, my inicials are DVD

[Letti]

only Letti knows my first name and that privlege is hers to keep
but i will say that my first name sterts with a C

This guy has a really great name. I love this name because he is the main character from my favourite Koontz books (I have read it 5 times or more). Yes. *smiles widely*

[fernandito]

Diana and my middle name is Valeria, my inicials are DVD

Sweet! Try to marry a guy who's initials are HD :P

[funky dredd]

Diana and my middle name is Valeria, my inicials are DVD

Sweet! Try to marry a guy who's initials are HD :P
:rofl:

My name is Jonathan, but I only go by Jon.

[fernandito]

Hile Jon the DJ! DJon! :D

[funky dredd]

just call me mustard :D

[fernandito]

Jon...mustard...yes! I see the connection! :lol: You got it sir.

[Diani_of_gilead]

Diana and my middle name is Valeria, my inicials are DVD

Sweet! Try to marry a guy who's initials are HD :P

Lol I am already married, and that's where my inicitials came from it used to be DVK.
When I met my husband I didn't know his last names and in one of our conversations I said: "damn I hope I don't marry nobody whose initial is D or mine will be DVD" the day of our wedding he made fun of me about that.
t

[fernandito]

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. :)

[Bethany]

my married name makes me sound like a thrid rate beauty contest.

[Darkthoughts]

I'm an Arsenal fan myself, and my younger brother roots for Man U.
I try to avoid football - which is pretty impossible with 3 males in the house! However, they're Liverpool all the way :P Max can't say Fernando properly though (he's 2) according to him its Fermando Torres :lol:

[Odetta]

Don't any of you believe my name is Odetta?

[Letti]

Don't any of you believe my name is Odetta?

Shall I, my lady? :rose:

[Odetta]

sure! If you want to!

[fernandito]

I believe you. ;)

[Odetta]

:ninja:

[Jimmy]

I'm Batman!

[fernandito]

I thought your name was Jack Napier!!

[Jimmy]

That was made up for the movie, Joker's name has never been given.

Though I always wished it was actually Joe Kerr.

[Daghain]

I prefer my screen name. Deal with it. :lol:

[sarajean]

i know it!!! http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/sarajeanm/evillaugh.gif http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/sarajeanm/evillaugh.gif http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/sarajeanm/evillaugh.gif

[Daghain]

I need that smiley. :lol:

[Erin]

I thought your name was Jack Napier!!

My ferret's name is Jack Napier. His sister's name is Harley Quinn. :fairy:

[Wuducynn]

More women should be named Matilda. What a pretty name that is..makes me want to dance with a lady so named.

[Daghain]

ARGH. :lol:

[Wuducynn]

So I'm guessing you..don't...like the name Matilda??

[Daghain]

Um...NO. :lol:

[sarajean]

a friend of mine and i gave each other fake girly names when we were in high school, and we always referred to each other with them. hers was emma, and mine was matilda. :)

[Wuducynn]

Matilda is an awesome name. So's Godifa..Latinized as Godiva.

[Letti]

More women should be named Matilda. What a pretty name that is..makes me want to dance with a lady so named.

I had peace with my name but now I wanna change it. :pullhair:

[Daghain]

I'll give you mine. Free. :lol:

[Letti]

I'll give you mine. Free. :lol:

Are you Matilda?

[Wuducynn]

More women should be named Matilda. What a pretty name that is..makes me want to dance with a lady so named.

I had peace with my name but now I wanna change it. :pullhair:

Your name is very pretty Letti, almost as pretty as you. You should keep it.

[Odetta]

a friend of mine and i gave each other fake girly names when we were in high school, and we always referred to each other with them. hers was emma, and mine was matilda. :)

I used to go out to the bar with a girlfriend... I was Mimi and she was Fifi!

[Daghain]

Are you Matilda?

No, thank Gan. :D

[MonteGss]

I like your name Daggers. :)

[Daghain]

My screen name? :lol:

Oh wait...you know my real name. :rofl:

[MonteGss]

Yes, I do.

Everyone, Daghain's real name is Igora.

[Matt]

Matilda is how mean kids always girlified my name <_<

[Storyslinger]

Bastards

I was Brenda

[tamez]

Matilda is how mean kids always girlified my name <_<

this right here?
this is a jewel of information
i'm going to tuck it away
for safe keeping
and use it later :orely:

[fernandito]

I thought your name was Jack Napier!!

My ferret's name is Jack Napier. His sister's name is Harley Quinn. :fairy:

:)

[sarah]

Matilda is how mean kids always girlified my name <_<

mwhahahaha!

;)

[funky dredd]

Matilda is how mean kids always girlified my name <_<

I'm going to quote this. That way if you ever decide to edit your post you'll have to edit others as well :nana:

[Jimmy]

I thought your name was Jack Napier!!

My ferret's name is Jack Napier. His sister's name is Harley Quinn. :fairy:

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a ferret.

[fernandito]

I thought your name was Jack Napier!!

My ferret's name is Jack Napier. His sister's name is Harley Quinn. :fairy:

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a ferret.

What about in your past life??[???]

[Jimmy]

I've only been vegetation prior to this life.

Life as a cauilflower isn't fun, let me tell you.

[fernandito]

I was a rock.

[Rjeso]

I was an island.

[Letti]

I was Laura.

[Jimmy]

That's a lie, no woman is an island!

I was a bra filled with Tapioca pudding set on fire.

[Rjeso]

I was Laura.

Wait, you were me.... and then I was me?

Whoa. Trippy. ><

[Letti]

I was Laura.

Wait, you were me.... and then I was me?

Whoa. Trippy. ><

Listen.
You are and island.
I was you.
And the island was me.

[Rjeso]

I was Laura.

Wait, you were me.... and then I was me?

Whoa. Trippy. ><

Listen.
You are and island.
I was you.
And the island was me.


See, Jimmy? Two women are/have once been islands. So there. :P

[Mike Beck]

my aunt was an island. she used to tell us about it when we were kids.

i was a broken tomato stalk.

[Jimmy]

See, Jimmy? Two women are/have once been islands. So there. :P


Why do you have to be such a liar, with your pants constantly on fire?

[Rjeso]

See, Jimmy? Two women are/have once been islands. So there. :P


Why do you have to be such a liar, with your pants constantly on fire?

I like to be toasty warm. Duh.

[Letti]

my aunt was an island. she used to tell us about it when we were kids.

i was a broken tomato stalk.

I wish I could have been an island too but sadly I didn't have the chance.
When an island was me... that's not the same. *sigh*

[Jimmy]

See, Jimmy? Two women are/have once been islands. So there. :P


Why do you have to be such a liar, with your pants constantly on fire?

I like to be toasty warm. Duh.

That's obvious when sitting in the pouring rain, your clothes give off steam.

True story.

[Rjeso]

I know it's true. I was there. :P

[Jimmy]

That was for anyone else who read that, sunshine. :nana:

Me --> :couple: <--- Her

[Rjeso]

That was for anyone else who read that, sunshine.


Yeah, right. I know you. I know how you are.