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Wuducynn
08-08-2007, 11:44 AM
A little thing called a scanner that I and my minions have access too...

MonteGss
08-08-2007, 12:00 PM
Don't worry about it dude. I have one also. I was just hoping somebody might know of, or have, a better quality pic from the comics. :)

Wuducynn
08-08-2007, 12:01 PM
Okay.

Mordred Deschain
08-11-2007, 07:27 AM
I probably could take a picture of it with my phone and send it.

MonteGss
08-11-2007, 03:25 PM
Duh. I actually didn't think of that MD. I'm gonna try it out, if it doesn't work out too well, I'll just get my scanner out and grab the one I want. :)

Candice Dionysus
08-20-2007, 09:05 PM
I wanna say sorry big-big for vanishing the way I seem to keep doing.
I have to go to bed now.
But I will, I promise, try to be here far more often than I am.
Goodnight for now.

Mordred Deschain
08-22-2007, 04:46 PM
the ORIGINAL chat/forum

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/oldstyleforum.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
08-22-2007, 05:06 PM
*fails to comprehend*

Mordred Deschain
08-22-2007, 05:50 PM
It's a bathroom stall, with writing everywhere. NOt this forum, chat and forums in general. Their creation.

ZoNeSeeK
08-22-2007, 05:56 PM
Oh ok :P I thought it was some weird beer tap or something :P

Daghain
08-22-2007, 06:10 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!:rofl:

fernandito
08-22-2007, 09:39 PM
Someone backhand the Australian please. Repeatedly. Thanks.

Wuducynn
08-22-2007, 09:42 PM
How about beating him with a platypus?

Darkthoughts
08-23-2007, 06:00 AM
Poor platypus :lol:

fernandito
08-23-2007, 11:14 AM
Hey, whatever gets the job done. Use a damn wombat if you have to. How to lure him in is the problem...

[Places a crocodile in the center of the stage]


Hey Jooooooooooossshhhhhhh

Rjeso
08-23-2007, 11:24 AM
I love the word "wombat."

Mordred Deschain
08-23-2007, 06:28 PM
Oh ok :P I thought it was some weird beer tap or something :P


Heh..I got an idea!!! Zone, you may have just created the new pub scene...I gotta go talk to my agent...

tamez
08-24-2007, 05:05 AM
:yawn: good morning everyone.

Brice
08-24-2007, 05:52 AM
Good morning Tamezie! :couple:

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 06:15 AM
Goodmorning!

tamez
08-24-2007, 06:19 AM
wooo Candice is here :huglove:
Hi Bricey-McBrice

i just had the most pointless meeting
the students start on Monday
and we are so not ready.
there's furniture in the halls, my walls are completely
devoid of posters etc etc.

ahh, but, dt word run on is just too fun :orely:

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 06:24 AM
Yes, I am. ^_^

We-ell, it is fun, but some things need priority. XD

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 06:45 AM
What up, mah homies?

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 06:57 AM
Not a lot, Aces. On your end?

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 07:07 AM
Same. It's a Friday at work, which equals a helluva lot of downtime.

What's been goin' on with you, Can? Haven't seen you much at all these past couple of weeks...

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 07:11 AM
Been working (both at my "job" and on my projects), and hanging out with my friend Minion. Didja see what I posted in my Winter Black thread the other day here on the site?

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 07:14 AM
No, I didn't.

Hahah, and I have a friend we call Minion, too. That's awesome.

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 07:19 AM
XD Wow, that is awesome. Is his first name Cody? That would be too much. XD

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 07:38 AM
Hahaha, nope, he's a Matt.

He used to be the go-fer guy at my old workplace, so we dubbed him Minion. :lol:

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 07:49 AM
XD

Our Minion is called so by his own choosing. Fun kid.

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 08:03 AM
Hee, our Minion never minded. He laughs at us when we call him that, actually.

I miss that kid, haven't seen him since he had his croquet tourney in July...

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 08:16 AM
Ohhh.

tamez
08-24-2007, 08:20 AM
croquet tourney sounds fun :dance:

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 08:22 AM
It is. It's actually one of my favorite parts of the summer. We grill out, play several heats of croquet, take a break and play some video games or cards, then go out once more for the championship round. Lots of fun, and my one chance to see some of the people all year, as they live outstate and don't visit the Cities much at all.

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 08:25 AM
Be back soon, lunch time. ^_^

tamez
08-24-2007, 08:59 AM
Be back soon, lunch time. ^_^

dittos :borg:

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 09:11 AM
Am back.

Candice Dionysus
08-24-2007, 09:18 AM
Am leaving again.

fernandito
08-24-2007, 09:23 AM
take a break and play some video games

And you get your ass handed to you everytime, right? :D

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 09:30 AM
Hell no, I'm a gamer. :P

tamez
08-24-2007, 09:34 AM
i tried make lunch last as long as possible
but... with cup o noodles, you can't do much.
so, i'm back at my desk now :yawn:

fernandito
08-24-2007, 10:24 AM
Hell no, I'm a gamer. :P

What kind of games did you play? And dont bust out with that Mario Party shit alright :lol:

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 10:38 AM
Hell no, I'm a gamer. :P

What kind of games did you play? And dont bust out with that Mario Party shit alright :lol:

Hahaha, no, I do not own a Nintendo system. Bleh.

I play all sorts of games. Goldeneye, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, God of War, Burnout, Lord of the Rings, The Sims, various Grand Theft Autos, Prince of Persia, Monkeyball... etc.

So ha, I do own girly games, but I also own some pretty badass games, too. :P I win.

fernandito
08-24-2007, 10:42 AM
God of War? Final Fantasy? And Grand Theft Auto? I'm impressed. :)

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 11:10 AM
Thanks. :P Glad you approve, heh.

ETA; Although, I will admit, I did try my cousin's Wii, and yeah, that was fun. Paper Mario was decent, had a couple of angles to the game that were unusual and pretty damn cool. I gotta see if he'll let me come over this weekend (Wiikend?) and play some more. :D

fernandito
08-24-2007, 12:23 PM
Have you been infected wiith that too? :lol:

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 12:25 PM
Yeah, kinda.

C'mon, man, it's really fun. You played one yet? Baseball's a bitch to get the hang of, lemme tell ya. Boxing is way fun, though. So's bowling. Golf's okay. I don't like to play tennis in real life, so why would I want to play it on a game console?

fernandito
08-24-2007, 12:28 PM
What the *%&)(*%#$?? The tennis game that comes with the Wii is the best shit ever! I love playing that game. The only downside might be the breaking of a lamp...or two.

Rjeso
08-24-2007, 12:32 PM
Oh, I tried it, but meh. Tennis.

D'you play tennis normally, though?

fernandito
08-24-2007, 01:41 PM
I like to play every sport.



Yes, even golf.

Darkthoughts
08-24-2007, 01:45 PM
Golf's not a sport - its a disease :lol:

Mordred Deschain
08-24-2007, 01:49 PM
Golf's not a sport - its a disease :lol:


Hey now, it's a sport. Who can fling there clubs farther into the water hazard! I know, I won once! :)

Darkthoughts
08-24-2007, 02:06 PM
:lol:

Patrick
08-24-2007, 07:41 PM
Remedial question: Don't we have a beer thread around here?

Rjeso
08-25-2007, 04:14 AM
If we don't, we certainly should.

Candice Dionysus
08-25-2007, 05:26 AM
Have you been infected wiith that too? :lol:

I've got Wii fever too. I tried it when I was in Toronto living with Panda. Hoshit, its damn fun to play Zelda like that! [dies a little] I'm buying one asap.


Am going to be in and out. Working on some music. (Still.)

Mordred Deschain
08-25-2007, 09:06 AM
Remedial question: Don't we have a beer thread around here?

What?!? We've talked about beer, but I don't think it was on a beer thread! did someone start one yet?!?

ZoNeSeeK
08-29-2007, 12:21 AM
Thanks to this conversation, my intention of not having a beer at dinner tonight has just gone out the window. TNX. :)

Jon
08-31-2007, 06:57 AM
I took all of the beer. You all will have to come to Indiana and meet me to get it...and bring a sheep...no REAL reason!

alinda
09-02-2007, 12:20 PM
This post is for all of the palaverites I miss so much,
things are just not as wonderful without you, I miss you
all very much, and leave you all my love and tons of
*goodmind* :grouphug:

Candice Dionysus
09-06-2007, 08:09 AM
Sorry I've been away.
I love/miss you guys.

But I've recently become obsessed again with Glowstringing, and have been spending most of my time on a Glowstringing forum, picking out moves and attempting to learn them.

Also I've been looking for raves, of which I used to attend a lot. I found one next weekend, and am totally there.

There's one in Toronto on October 7th that I'm going too, as well. Hopefully by then I'll have some new kandi (which is the raver term for those plastic and bead bracelets and necklaces), and some killer purple glowsticks to crack and shine all night. Haha.

Matt
09-06-2007, 08:12 AM
That sounds fun Candice, its nice to see you around though.

Candice Dionysus
09-06-2007, 08:17 AM
Glad to be back around, Matt. Its a lot of fun. <3

Darkthoughts
09-06-2007, 12:21 PM
Glowstringing? What is that?

ZoNeSeeK
09-09-2007, 05:41 PM
Do you have fluffy raver bunny boots?

Candice Dionysus
09-27-2007, 07:05 AM
<3
Glowstringing is like Poi dancing, only with glowsticks on shoelaces. Theres moves, and such. Am not too good at it yet.

Noo, but I wanna get some. <3

Odetta
09-27-2007, 01:05 PM
Hell no, I'm a gamer. :P

What kind of games did you play? And dont bust out with that Mario Party shit alright :lol:

:arg:
what's wrong with Mario? huh?

MonteGss
09-27-2007, 02:56 PM
Yeah? Mario games friggin rule! I can whup anyone at Mario Kart.....BRING IT! :)

Odetta
09-27-2007, 08:52 PM
Yeah? Mario games friggin rule! I can whup anyone at Mario Kart.....BRING IT! :)

THROWDOWN, Monte!

MonteGss
09-28-2007, 03:29 AM
Odetta, I am normally nice to girls but I swear I will bitch-slap you and make you cry in Mario Kart. :lol:
http://bestsmileys.com/video/1.gif http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/8.gif

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 05:53 AM
Ch'yeah right!! make it Mario Kart Double Dash and I'll whup you both :P

Matt
09-28-2007, 06:04 AM
I wonder if there are any mario games for the arcade :orely:

I bet I could get the very first nintendo version. :lol:

tamez
09-28-2007, 06:05 AM
hmm i didn't realize before
there's a hot tub in here
:turns on bubblies:

Matt
09-28-2007, 06:10 AM
It also acts as a big cooking pot for the dinner service. :lol:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:19 AM
Is that why the temp is set so high

(Wraps up burns on his legs)

tamez
09-28-2007, 06:20 AM
It also acts as a big cooking pot for the dinner service. :lol:


ewww! rofl




:throws carrots and onions in the water: :ninja:

Matt
09-28-2007, 06:20 AM
Actually, the only way to effectively do long pork is a slow and low temp....



I've said too much. :ninja:

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 06:21 AM
Yeah, that wasn't essential oils in there...it was stock :o

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:21 AM
ALRIGHT, Who bit me? :angry:

Odetta
09-28-2007, 06:22 AM
*licks lips*

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:23 AM
Dont' look at me that way :scared:

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 06:23 AM
:lol:

We were just checking if you were done yet...

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:24 AM
Well I'm not.........stay back :beat:

alinda
09-28-2007, 06:30 AM
so this is where your all at! Hi, how is everyone?:grouphug:

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 06:31 AM
Very well - hows you? :huglove:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:31 AM
Getting prepared to be eaten, but other than that fine, how are you

Matt
09-28-2007, 06:33 AM
so this is where your all at! Hi, how is everyone?:grouphug:

This weirdly named thread may actually turn into the new palaver thread. :lol:

**does the pinch test on Story**

alinda
09-28-2007, 06:33 AM
doing great , who's ....oh I get it were in the Dixie!!

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:34 AM
:rofl: But seriously, I'm quite scared :scared:

(tries to slap Matts hand away)I told you I'm not done

alinda
09-28-2007, 06:38 AM
That will work out great as it is next to impossible
to post in the old one theese days!! :harrier:










so this is where your all at! Hi, how is everyone?:grouphug:

This weirdly named thread may actually turn into the new palaver thread. :lol:

**does the pinch test on Story**

Odetta
09-28-2007, 06:39 AM
:rofl: But seriously, I'm quite scared :scared:

(tries to slap Matts hand away)I told you I'm not done

I like RARE!:excited:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:40 AM
No (backs away), no you don't

(makes a made dash for the door)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 06:42 AM
Me too, I say we tuck in right now *passes the steak knives* :evil:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:43 AM
(leaps over fallen table)

Odetta
09-28-2007, 06:43 AM
*grabs carving knife*

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 06:44 AM
*cue comedy chase music*

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:44 AM
(dodges thrown plate)

alinda
09-28-2007, 06:44 AM
:rofl:

Just punch him, and send him to me!!

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:45 AM
(is tripped, but roles beneath a table)

Odetta
09-28-2007, 06:46 AM
(dodges thrown plate)

As if you're going to miss a plate thrown by ME! Pah-LEEZ!



RIZA!

Matt
09-28-2007, 06:46 AM
I'm letting loose those little bugs in a minute.

**checks for Oy**

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:48 AM
(tries to imitate barking noises)

arf, arf, woof, woof

Daghain
09-28-2007, 06:51 AM
:lol: We need Super Mario Brothers! :lol:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:52 AM
(runs and hides behind Daghain)

Daghain
09-28-2007, 06:54 AM
Someone pass the BBQ sauce! :D

Odetta
09-28-2007, 06:54 AM
*pulls out piano and starts playing Mario theme*

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 06:56 AM
(Flees between tables trying to get to the door)

(sweat stands out on forehead)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO

Daghain
09-28-2007, 07:03 AM
I need a bigger fork! :lol:

Darkthoughts
09-28-2007, 07:07 AM
Oooo er!! :lol:

Matt
09-28-2007, 07:12 AM
rough!!

:lol:

I went for the sweet meats. :ninja:

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:13 AM
You would :lol:

(crawls away half-heartedly)

Daghain
09-28-2007, 07:13 AM
Ewwww. :lol:

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:16 AM
*Opens the door and walks in, flabbergasted*

What...What the hell is going on in here!?

Are you... *looks over at Storyslinger, cowering beneath a table*

Are you trying to eat this young man?? Are you insane?

*walks over to Storyslinger and gives him a hand up*

There. Now, the only way to cook a decent human is to skin him first.

*brandishes a pair of nail cippers*

Slowly... :o

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:17 AM
(screams and stuggles)

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:19 AM
shut up. stop stuggling. :P

someone kill this man already, so i can make soup out of his blood and mashed potatoes out of his entrails!

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:21 AM
(breacks free from Mike, lunges to the door, put hand on the knob and turns back and laughs)

Got you now, feel sunlight

(throws open door only to relize its dark out)(eye twickes)

Shit

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:24 AM
*runs over to the door with a mean fury burning in his eyes*

What are you doing?

*slams the door shut*

I'm the one that pays the gas bill here. You're letting all the heat out. dammit.

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:24 AM
Now grow up, and go get in that boiling pot of water

Daghain
09-28-2007, 07:25 AM
Let's parboil him first. The meat is more tender that way. :D

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:25 AM
(lowers head in shame):( sorry

(doulbe takes) Your not going to hurt me, are you :innocent:

Matt
09-28-2007, 07:25 AM
:rofl:

"grow up"

That's the answer for everything. And remember Story, it doesn't hurt unless you are a sissy.

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:26 AM
IM NOT A SISSY

WATCH THIS

(takes a bite out his arm)

SEE............WOW That is pretty good

Matt
09-28-2007, 07:28 AM
We had you on a nice lime juice marinade for the last 24 hours.

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:28 AM
(gives into hungery)

Fine, I'll get in the pot, but I get first serving :evil:

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:40 AM
I've already got some bbq sauce for his ribs. them's mine. i called it, like, 2 weeks ago at the Cannibal Meeting.

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:41 AM
You get one side, I'm generous :evil:

Daghain
09-28-2007, 07:42 AM
Damn. Share?

Storyslinger
09-28-2007, 07:43 AM
Remember? You were all going to eat me without sharing, :angry:

fernandito
09-28-2007, 07:50 AM
Do you taste like chicken or beef?

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 07:51 AM
i don't feel so hot lately. my blue aura has hardly even been visible. i don't know. maybe it's the changing weather. my appetite's been weird. i don't even get hungry when i see dead babies anymore. i used to love eating dead babies. maybe i have AIDS. maybe i should finally get that check-up that i've been putting off. but i'm terrified of doctors.

oh i don't know what to do anymore. i'm stuck in this dead-end job with nowhere to go. i can barely pay the bills. Nancy says I sleep in my coffin too much, that I should take the kids to the park more often so they can hunt some humes, but I have no energy lately. I'll never be able to climb the vampire ladder. Jones, from down the street is always telling me how awesome it is to work at Casse Roi Le Russe, and how he's got great benefits. I know he looks down on me when I tell him about my job here.

is Storyslinger ready yet? i feel like eating until i pass out, so i don't have to think about my mediocre vampire existence anymore.

oh pass the blood, please? i'm parched.

Daghain
09-28-2007, 08:40 AM
That's really sad. I hear those jobs at Le Casse Roi Russe are a bitch to get. All the tests you have to take, you know. My friend down in accounting came back in tears from her interview because she thought the Crimson King couldn't be killed with a spoon. Needless to say she didn't make the cut.

Matt
09-28-2007, 08:42 AM
Its the same all over man. Here in the boonies we have to live on rats because "the man" is trying to keep us down with his laws. <_<

We sometimes go weeks before a hobo or lost college student comes into town and even then, the chase isn't great.

I am just so thankful for these conventions.

**lights that Columbia kids finger bone and smokes it**

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 08:48 AM
That's really sad. I hear those jobs at Le Casse Roi Russe are a bitch to get. All the tests you have to take, you know. My friend down in accounting came back in tears from her interview because she thought the Crimson King couldn't be killed with a spoon. Needless to say she didn't make the cut.

Ah shit. I've been spelling the name wrong. Maybe that's why they kept rejecting my resume and cover letter. i can't do anything right.

Matt, dont bogart that finger, brother. i'm feeling awfully low right now.

Daghain
09-28-2007, 08:51 AM
Yeah, they're really particular. Kind of snobby too - they think they're so much better than everyone else because they work in the castle of the Crimson King. But the money's good and they have a great retirement plan, so what can you do? You have to go for it.

Matt
09-28-2007, 08:52 AM
**chokes a bit**

**has another pull and passes it over**

Thats some well bread shit. :lol:

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 08:56 AM
it's got a nice smokey flavor to it, doesn't it? hold it in, now. all the good shit is in the first knuckle. get's you super high.

i feel better now. maybe i'll win the vampire lottery. then i'll show em all. they didn't grow up in the city. they didn't have to suffer like us. i wasn't born with a sharpened silver spoon in my mouth. they have no idea, brother. no idea.

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 08:58 AM
Matt, I heard you took the kids to Fedic last weekend. Did they have a good time? See all the sights?

Daghain
09-28-2007, 09:05 AM
OOOH Fedic! I LOVE Fedic! I haven't been in forever! Hey Matt, do they still have that silly robot screaming about the loose women up there? I LOVE that guy!

Matt
09-28-2007, 09:15 AM
Yep, except its circuits are going bad so now it only screams old "All in the Family" episodes.

The kids always gripe when they get that thing put on their heads. <_<

They weren't real impressed. But I sat out on the porch late and saw plenty of naked ghosts.

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 09:16 AM
Funny story. I had an uncle who used to try and pick up chicks there. He got shit-faced one night, i mean plastered ass drunk, and picked a fight with that robot. He lost. both of his arms. We talk about it every Christmas. :lol:

He's a riot.

Matt
09-28-2007, 09:19 AM
I bet its fun to watch him re act the scene with no arms. No matter how sunshiny and beautiful it is outside, that kind of thing can bring a wonderful darkness to the room.

My son stuck a firecracker up what passes for the things ass last time, it screamed like a woman, we all laughed.

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 09:28 AM
i'll bet that was a good laugh! Fedic. It brings me back. There was no worries back then, if you remember. A simple time. Richard P. Sayre was still Ol' Dick, before he got high and mighty with that new promotion. The fuck is Sombra anyway? All they do is jerk around in that meeting room up there. Probably playing cards and drinking. That's a job I wouldn't mind taking.

Daghain
09-28-2007, 09:31 AM
Wow. Good times. I really need to get back there, I'm missing all the action.

tamez
09-28-2007, 11:47 AM
is this stew ready yet?
i be a-hongry

Daghain
09-28-2007, 11:49 AM
I think you missed the meal. The bones are pretty well picked over now.

Mike Beck
09-28-2007, 12:05 PM
here i saved some for you, sweetie.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/88694065_9e09f784db.jpg

hope you brought your appetite. :D

Matt
09-28-2007, 12:06 PM
Ick--Story cracklins'

:lol:

fernandito
09-28-2007, 12:08 PM
I lost mine. :)

But this might turn out to be a blessing in disguise, I don't think I need another burrito in my system. :P

Daghain
09-28-2007, 12:17 PM
Wow, he was a greasy mother, wasn't he? I can feel my cholesterol going up already. :lol:

tamez
09-28-2007, 12:43 PM
ok, that's just gross :lol:
man you gotsta eat fast around here
i thought the stew would be more of a slow simmer
it being... people and all :onfire:

Daghain
09-28-2007, 12:51 PM
Well, you know, it's a very hungry crowd. :D

Mordred Deschain
09-29-2007, 10:58 AM
Mordred's A-HONGRY!

fernandito
09-29-2007, 12:06 PM
Mordred's A-HONGRY!

Feed him the T-1000 from your av :). Hmmm.....liquid metal-eee.....

ZoNeSeeK
10-03-2007, 05:30 PM
That reminds me. Where's dave?

fernandito
10-03-2007, 05:32 PM
I don't know, althought he did post at Redton a few days back.

Jon
10-10-2007, 08:26 PM
*Looks around*

There is more to this site than riddles and poetry!!!!!

ZoNeSeeK
10-10-2007, 10:30 PM
yeah, get out of your cave Jon. It reeks of sweat and cheese and bad porn.

Odetta
10-11-2007, 06:26 AM
ew

Storyslinger
10-11-2007, 06:27 AM
:lol:

fernandito
10-11-2007, 08:39 AM
yeah, get out of your cave Jon. It reeks of sweat and cheese and bad porn.

I hope this doesn't come off as erratic, but reading this made me f'ng hungry :)

Darkthoughts
10-11-2007, 10:01 AM
No, that just came off as typical Nando :lol:

fernandito
10-11-2007, 10:14 AM
:blush:

Darkthoughts
10-11-2007, 10:18 AM
:huglove:

fernandito
10-11-2007, 10:30 AM
:giggles like a little school boy:


Oh snaps! that reminds me! to the movie quotes thread! [batman theme]

Odetta
10-11-2007, 12:18 PM
yeah, get out of your cave Jon. It reeks of sweat and cheese and bad porn.

I hope this doesn't come off as erratic, but reading this made me f'ng hungry :)

as I stated earlier...


ew

fernandito
10-11-2007, 12:22 PM
Oh hush, you know you still love me ;)

Odetta
10-11-2007, 12:24 PM
go to song dedications

fernandito
10-11-2007, 12:32 PM
[gulp]

Odetta
10-11-2007, 12:33 PM
don't be scared, chile

fernandito
10-11-2007, 12:40 PM
child? :)

Odetta
10-11-2007, 12:42 PM
no, I meant Chile... like Mother Abigail would've said

ZoNeSeeK
10-15-2007, 12:41 AM
Fernplandapod, you are hungry because the cannabanoids in those undersized buds you bought off Guido on the corner interfere with the hypothalamus in your brain, which starts reporting to your monged out noggin that your blood-sugar is dropping (even though its not), which starts up the normal hunger-cycle.

fernandito
10-15-2007, 10:36 AM
Yeah , well you're a freak with a microphooooooone. No but seriously, did you say something or did you fart? Or is there a difference? :)

Wuducynn
10-15-2007, 11:26 AM
I am liking this a lot. More please.

ZoNeSeeK
10-15-2007, 06:19 PM
Yeah , well you're a freak with a microphooooooone. No but seriously, did you say something or did you fart? Or is there a difference? :)

I did. But not today.

fernandito
10-16-2007, 07:52 AM
What, fart or speak? :D

Rjeso
10-16-2007, 12:00 PM
For some people, there isn't much to differentiate between the two. Nothing but a lot of hot air.

Fortunately, I don't know people like that. :grouphug:

ETA: I so wrote that without seeing the previous page.

fernandito
10-16-2007, 12:03 PM
:lol:

Welcome back Laura. We misses you.

Rjeso
10-16-2007, 12:08 PM
Yeah, I'm smoooove like that, yo.

How's it, Mr. F?

fernandito
10-16-2007, 12:11 PM
It is good, although I am very much regretting not having eaten in my lunch break. :(

Rjeso
10-16-2007, 12:19 PM
Dude, now why'd you go and do a fool thing like that? :P

fernandito
10-16-2007, 12:20 PM
Because at first I though I wasn't hungry, but about 10 minutes into my break I began to get rumbly in my tumbly. :(

Rjeso
10-16-2007, 12:22 PM
:honey:

What do you do? Can you not eat at your desk/workstation?

fernandito
10-16-2007, 12:27 PM
Yeah, I can go buy chips and stuff from the vending machines at the back, but they won't fill me up. Oh well, at least they'll hold me over until I can escape this hellhole. Nacho Cheesier Doritos, ahoy!

Rjeso
10-16-2007, 12:29 PM
Oh, dude, now I'm all jealous-like. Boo. I wants Doritos.

Oh, well. Tandoori chicken will just have to do. Darn oh darn. :D

fernandito
10-16-2007, 12:35 PM
:lol:

Meanie.

Mordred Deschain
10-16-2007, 02:46 PM
u get me my food yet?

Wuducynn
10-16-2007, 07:21 PM
I'm listening to this fantastic song right now..if you get a chance check it out

Carry the Blessed Home

by Blind Guardian

album: A Twist In The Myth (2006)

Pale faced the innocent
Will drown in blood
Hurt and withdrawn
Don't dare to steal my grief
In this haze of green and gold
He's gone
Blind my eyes
And I still
Can see through the mist
To the very end
There I'll face
What I fear the most

Blind my eyes...
But it all doesn't matter
Right now
I will bury my dead
And keep on
Til the end
I won't give up
I won't give up
I'll turn
To the "red fields of none"
There's a grave
There's a rose

Drift away
I can hear me say
Soon you all shall be free
Carry the blessed home
No one's left here but me
And I will sing out your name
You call me insane, I know
I've opened my heart
And my heart
And my soul to you son
So pale turns the innocent
And all I feel is pain
Suddenly i understand
He's gone
Blind my eyes
And I still
Can see through the mist
To the very end
There I'll face
What I fear the most
Blind my eyes
But it all doesn't matter
Right now

But it all doesn't matter
Right now

Carry the blessed home
No one's left her bu me
And I will sing out your name
Driven insane?
No
What I feared the most
I have faced and that's truth
The grey faced is not innocent
Though I cry in dismay
I'll move on
Is there anyone here
Who knows
How it feels to be wrong?

Blind my eyes
And I still
Can see through the mist
To the very end
There I'll face
What I fear the most
Blind my eyes...
But it all doesn't matter
Right now

But it all doesn't matter
Right now

Matter right now
Matter right now

Mordred Deschain
10-17-2007, 04:32 PM
*yawn* :lol:

fernandito
10-17-2007, 04:38 PM
ditto.

Mordred Deschain
10-17-2007, 04:53 PM
:lol:

Wuducynn
10-17-2007, 05:15 PM
*yawn* :lol:


ditto.



So you two have heard the song?

Wuducynn
10-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Its a Dark Tower song. If you don't like Heavy Metal you probably wouldn't like it. You're a couple of little dripping twats.

ZoNeSeeK
10-17-2007, 09:41 PM
laura is the best :(

Kevin
10-19-2007, 06:56 PM
*first post jitters*

Hi everyone!

Brice
10-19-2007, 07:21 PM
Hello! :D

MonteGss
10-19-2007, 07:41 PM
Donnie, Brice...
I'm glad to see I'm not the only guy on the computer tonight. :)

Brice
10-19-2007, 09:35 PM
Sadly, I'm at work and will be here only intermittently.

Wuducynn
10-19-2007, 10:02 PM
*first post jitters*

Hi everyone!

Hello Donnie.Darko... I'm a fan of that movie. Great having you. :harrier:

fernandito
10-20-2007, 04:51 AM
I want to watch Donnie Darko now, but I lend it out. :( I'm not lending things out anymore.

Brice
10-20-2007, 04:55 AM
I stopped doing that long ago. Generally if you are not family you are not borrowing my stuff.

fernandito
10-20-2007, 05:01 AM
You know what? I lend out my copy of Gladiator to a friend and he moved away to Gan-knows-where and he kept it. I bought a new copy a few months later... but that's not the point! The point is that I went a couple of days without being able to stand in front of a t.v and follow along to ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?


:)

Brice
10-20-2007, 05:04 AM
:lol:

Yeah, for me the whole not getting stuff back/getting it back fucked up thing ruined it for me. I will loan out paperbacks if I have duplicates, but otherwise I don't.

alinda
10-20-2007, 05:23 AM
Brice, I wish I had felt that way before I loaned out the only paperback copy of The Gunslinger /DT 1 , I am looking for a hardcopy of it now just so I can have it on my shelf! I dont loan my books out anymore since my book "got lost".:arg: I do have dupilcates of some books, and will no doubt have a giveaway someday soon ( mayhaps in the new year)

Brice
10-20-2007, 05:27 AM
Maybe, I'll have one too. Maybe I'll have one now...if you like send me your addy and I can send you one of my plume firsts of the Gunslinger. I have several.

ZoNeSeeK
10-21-2007, 11:46 PM
You know what? I lend out my copy of Gladiator to a friend and he moved away to Gan-knows-where and he kept it. I bought a new copy a few months later... but that's not the point! The point is that I went a couple of days without being able to stand in front of a t.v and follow along to ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?


:)

*shakes head*

*cringes*

You .. ah .. don't actually do that, do you?

fernandito
10-22-2007, 08:31 AM
Do you want the truth or a straight-out lie? :)

ZoNeSeeK
10-22-2007, 11:24 PM
I want you to help me to help you, nando. Help me to help you.

Storyslinger
10-23-2007, 07:29 AM
:orely:

fernandito
10-23-2007, 09:29 AM
I want you to help me to help you, nando. Help me to help you.

{sigh}

You're right. I give you permission to sign me up for Russell Crowelus-Anonymous

ZoNeSeeK
10-23-2007, 09:43 PM
No, there's no such thing.

Oh, they do have this though: *hands Nando a gun with a single bullet*

Storyslinger
10-24-2007, 05:21 AM
NO, don't do it FP

fernandito
10-24-2007, 09:49 AM
No, there's no such thing.

Oh, they do have this though: *hands Nando a gun with a single bullet*

But it's no fun playing Russian Roulette by yourself :(

Storyslinger
10-25-2007, 06:46 AM
No, there's no such thing.

Oh, they do have this though: *hands Nando a gun with a single bullet*

But it's no fun playing Russian Roulette by yourself :(

We'll have to round some people up
-fp
-Story

Any takers

ZoNeSeeK
10-25-2007, 08:28 PM
No, you two can just go for it! :P

tamez
10-26-2007, 06:01 AM
i was coming in here to use the hottub...
um... can we move that game a little further away? :beat:

Storyslinger
10-26-2007, 06:02 AM
Alright fp, they want us to move

Stands at the far end of the room, points gun and *click*
Your turn fp

Mordred Deschain
10-26-2007, 11:12 AM
I'll play!!!

Arthur Heath
10-26-2007, 01:27 PM
someone left the gun safe unlocked and now the children are playing with the gun.....

Darkthoughts
10-26-2007, 01:28 PM
:lol:

Odetta
10-26-2007, 01:53 PM
I'm gonna go look for the mop, sounds like we're going to need it in here!

fernandito
10-26-2007, 02:55 PM
I'm gonna go look for the mop, sounds like we're going to need it in here!

Sorry, I couldn't make it to the newspaper. :(

Daghain
10-26-2007, 03:20 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

fernandito
10-26-2007, 05:47 PM
:D

ZoNeSeeK
10-28-2007, 06:58 PM
I think americans are the only peoples in the world who get excited about passing a gun around and almost dying from a GSW.

Storyslinger
10-29-2007, 05:16 AM
Your probably right, I will only play with a fake computer gun

*shivers* I think that either takes a lot of guts, or being really stupid

ZoNeSeeK
11-05-2007, 05:24 PM
I opt for door number 2

Storyslinger
11-06-2007, 07:13 AM
Thats what I'd say too.

In other news, who's for dinner

fernandito
11-06-2007, 10:12 AM
I'd like to have Ninel Conde for dinner.

Right Josh? ;)

Storyslinger
11-06-2007, 10:14 AM
And kill someting like that..........unless you ment something else, which in that case, take it in the back room;) :lol:

sarajean
11-06-2007, 04:08 PM
I'd like to have Ninel Conde for dinner.

Right Josh? ;)

this was so not as sly as you were hoping it would be.

:lol:

ZoNeSeeK
11-06-2007, 04:47 PM
Nando: try eating your dinner in the shower

fernandito
11-06-2007, 08:49 PM
But it'll get we---



oohhhh...

ZoNeSeeK
11-07-2007, 12:55 AM
:D :banana:

Storyslinger
11-07-2007, 06:16 AM
:nana:

fernandito
11-07-2007, 09:25 AM
:D :banana:

Everytime I see the word banana on the boards, I think of Pep's El Hombre Platano! :lol:

Odetta
11-07-2007, 11:31 AM
:D :banana:

Everytime I see the word banana on the boards, I think of Pep's El Hombre Platano! :lol:

sigh... I miss Senor Banana! :cry:

ZoNeSeeK
11-07-2007, 09:41 PM
I miss pep :(

Storyslinger
11-13-2007, 07:02 AM
I found an awesome smiley for here

http://members.lycos.nl/mcdonaldsstore/smilies/food-smiley-002.gif

Brice
11-13-2007, 08:55 AM
:lol:

alinda
11-24-2007, 08:44 AM
10 days between posts here too? :scared:

Matt
11-24-2007, 09:27 AM
The site has been so busy, no one had time to lounge :lol:

alinda
11-24-2007, 09:52 AM
Must be karma, cuz no sooner I posted that we had a code blue, and I could'nt lounge either Matt. How are you doing ? Only being able to post on weekends hasnt been too much fun for me, but things do look quite nice here..congrats to you all for such a great site!!

ZoNeSeeK
11-25-2007, 09:59 PM
Are you a nurse alinda?

Storyslinger
11-27-2007, 07:15 AM
Time to lounge, whats for lunch

ZoNeSeeK
11-27-2007, 08:38 PM
i just had leftover stew with rolls :)

Storyslinger
11-28-2007, 09:49 AM
*eats Zone because his meal sounded good*

ZoNeSeeK
11-28-2007, 07:40 PM
i think im quite disturbed by that statement

Odetta
11-28-2007, 08:01 PM
me too!

fernandito
11-28-2007, 08:04 PM
I thought it was disturbing & funny. :)