View Full Version : Stumble
It's an Add-on to Firefox, and a fun one too. Basically you select from a list of things that interest you, and click the "stumble Button© (or not, idk :P)", and it will take you to a random site that is related to one to more of the things that interests you.
I thought it would be fun to share some of the things found. Sometimes it' funny, cool, sad, offensive, annoying, or outrageous, but it is a great way to spend extra time. If you have firefox you should get this add-on.
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I rescued a human today
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/dogcat5.jpg
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn't be afraid.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had in the back of my cage. I didn't want her to know that I hadn't been walked today. Sometimes the shelter keepers get too busy and I didn't want her to think poorly of them.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
As she read my kennel card I hoped that she wouldn't feel sad about my past. I only have the future to look forward to and want to make a difference in someone's life.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
She got down on her knees and made little kissy sounds at me. I shoved my shoulder and side of my head up against the bars to comfort her. Gentle fingertips caressed my neck; she was desperate for companionship.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
A tear fell down her cheek and I raised my paw to assure her that all would be well. Soon my kennel door opened and her smile was so bright that I instantly jumped into her arms. I would promise to keep her safe. I would promise to always be by her side. I would promise to do everything I could to see that radiant smile and sparkle in her eyes.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/greyheart.gif
I was so fortunate that she came down my corridor. So many more are out there who haven't walked the corridors. So many more to be saved. At least I could save one.
http://www.cathappy.com/Images2/dogcat9.jpg
I rescued a human today.
~ Anonymous ~
sarah
01-10-2009, 08:54 PM
ok, i have google chrome, not fire fox. you should totally download it.
btw, wtf with your super long page long sig?
ummm...that woudl the the first Stumble Thing I posted. :P
My sig starts with the photo of the Homicidal Blood Spatter Analyst and the quote abotu "Undead"
http://www.37signals.com/svn/images/morethanthegov-f1ea0a7b9ec5c9f57f4a79e99cf259d9.png
http://pixdaus.com/pics/1231009556HxspeSR.jpg
sarah
01-10-2009, 09:07 PM
ah, sorry 'bout that..... :D
:P
i download Chrome when it was first released.
it still had a LOT of problems, so i uninstalled it, but it worked pretty good. I might get it again.
sarah
01-10-2009, 09:22 PM
<--- loves google and all things chrome. :lol:
I just "stumbled' onto this thread.
(Thank you.
I'll be here all week.
Try the veal!)
http://englishrussia.com/images/star_sower/1.jpg
The star sower monument in Kaunas, Lithuania. In the daytime this monument doesn’t make any sense, but when night comes down to the city….
http://englishrussia.com/images/star_sower/2.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0901/january_09_01.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0901/january_09_02.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0901/january_09_07.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0901/january_09_08.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0901/january_09_09.jpg
http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/online-predator.jpghttp://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3750.jpg
Ves'Ka Gan
01-15-2009, 12:43 PM
Razz, these are all so cool! Thanks for sharing them! The star thrower statue is freakin amazing!
& tomato nightclub? :rofl:
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/15475/1.jpg
http://myredneckworld.com/
http://www.carnagecorp.com/pub/pictures/simpsonsmap.png
Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6597417-md.jpg
personally i think this lady is just a dumbass.
One Annoyed Paranoid (http://notalwaysright.com/one-annoyed-paranoid/1358)
Retail | Nebraska, USA
(I work at the photo department and am checking out a customer with a “Happy Birthday, Grand Son!” birthday card.)
Customer: “Hello… I only have this one birthday card.”
Me: “Okay, that’ll be $3.15. I just need your signature on the line, please.”
(The customer begins to sign her receipt, then pauses. She looks closely at the slip, then looks up at me, angry.)
Customer: “Now how does this know who I am?!”
Me: “… excuse me?”
Customer: “It has my name on it! Right here, below the line! I have never shopped here before. Where did you get my information?”
Me: “Ma’am, the information comes from your credit card.”
Customer: “Well!”
(She signs the slip and gives it to me. I put the slip in the register drawer.)
Customer: “And what are you doing with that? It has my information on it. You can’t just keep it!”
Me: “Umm, we have to keep it. That’s how you pay for things…” *register prompts for a zip code* “… and may I get your zip code, please?”
Customer: “Why do you need my address?!”
Me: “Well, American Express needs it. It’s a security measure. And it doesn’t need your whole address, just the zip code.”
Customer: “This is identity theft! Give me back my signature!”
Me: “Um, I promise you, I am not. And I can’t open the drawer mid-transaction, but I can call a manager to cancel your transaction.”
Customer: “You aren’t a cashier! How do I even know you work here?!”"
Me: “Well, here’s my name tag. And my picture is on the wall.”
Customer: “If you work in the photo department, that could be photoshopped! You do not work here! I want a manager!”
Me: “Umm, okay…” *calls manager*
Manager: “What can I help you with today?”
Customer: “This thief is stealing my personal identity!”
Manager: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I want my signature back! She is asking too many questions!”
Manager: “Okay, I will take it from here. So what is your zip code?”
(My manager takes care of the rest of the transaction. The receipt then prints out…)
Manager: “Here you go! Tell your grandson to have a happy birthday!”
Customer: “AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY GRAND SON!? YOU PEOPLE STOP AT NOTHING! I AM REPORTING YOU! THIS IS ILLEGAL!” *continues yelling all the way out the door*
The Lady of Shadows
01-17-2009, 02:25 PM
look, i was just having a really bad day. and it wasn't a card for my grandson it was for my god daughter. and how did you find out about this anyway? i knew there was something wrong with that "cashier". :P
:lol:
http://pixdaus.com/pics/1228139280Xnz9YNc.jpg
http://indiefilmla.com/blur032_readyornot.jpg
Ka-mai
01-17-2009, 03:34 PM
:rofl: This thread is easily becoming a favorite.
Ka-mai
01-17-2009, 04:30 PM
http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html
Kaleidoscope!
http://www.500px.com/photo/3240.jpg
http://itshotlinks.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Assorted-GIFs/156_G.gif
http://i34.tinypic.com/2wnaiwi.jpg
http://vasi.net/uploads/podbor/val1401kart/thumbs/fotopodborka_sredy_110_foto_29.jpg
http://www.wegame.com/watch/A_Day_in_the_Life_of_Link/
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1207651057/Banana_Scare
http://eatliver.com/img/2007/2451.jpg
http://www.quotatio.com/k/king-stephen-quotes.html
http://www.quotatio.com/c/crichton-michael-quotes.html
http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/03/11/2802d23071a591b/you_r_beautiful.jpg (http://incredimazing.com/random)
http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/06/13/7cad76f235a0592/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg (http://incredimazing.com/random)
http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/06/10/8dd97271516e927/1212983544784.jpg (http://incredimazing.com/random)
http://incredimazing.com/page/1536-382212
awesome (http://www.emergencyyodel.com)
you might not get this the first tiem around:
http://truckbearingkibble.com/images/comic/01-28-08.jpg
Children (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Meat)
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to do to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched hand and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
'May I ask, please, what the turkey did?'
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/imsorry.jpg
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/montanastatetrooper.jpg
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/features/xmasflow.gif
yeah, i know. animal jokes.
Intelligent Dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop, spends a number of minutes looking at the meat on display, and eventually indicates with a nod of his head and a bark that he would like some lamb chops.
The butcher, thinking the dog would know no better, picks up the lowest quality chops in the shop.
The dog barks furiously and continues to bark until the butcher selects the finest chops from the display counter.
The butcher weighs the meat and asks the dog for $5.90. Again, the dog barks furiously until the butcher reduces the bill to the correct price of $3.60.
The dog hands over a five dollar note and the butcher gives him 40 cents in change. Once again, the dog barks continuously until the butcher tenders the correct change. The dog then picks up his package and leaves the shop.
Now, the butcher is extremely impressed and decides that he would like to own a dog so clever. He shuts up shop and follows the dog to see where it goes.
After ten minutes or so, the dog climbs the steps to a house. When it gets to the top, it shakes its head as though in frustration, gently places the package of meat on the floor and, standing on its hind legs, rings the doorbell.
A man opens the door and starts to yell obscenities at the dog. As he does so, the horrified butcher leaps up the steps and begs the man to stop. "It's such an intelligent dog," he says, "surely it doesn't deserve this kind of treatment."
He then went on to explain how the dog had procured the best lamb chops in the shop, insisted on paying the advertised price and quibbled over incorrect change!
The man looked at the butcher and said, "Intelligent he may be, but this is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys".
The Famous Pig
A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the farmer.
"Well", says the farmer, "that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn.
"Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved everyone of them."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman.
"Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure."
"So the bear injured his leg then," says the salesman.
"Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned."
"So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman.
"Oh no," says the farmer.
"So how did he get the wooden leg?" the salesman asks.
"Well", the farmer tells him, "When you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2282.html?theme=light
http://www.earthfrisk.com/uploads_user/1000/2/1811.jpg
this here is wrong on so many levels:
http://www.bash.org/?quote=608100
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_staple_madness.png
Some very nice photographs (http://trinixy.ru/michael_kenna.html)
thank god for sarcasm: that's what this is, just so you know. I'm still tagging it though.
Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal (http://stopgeek.com/top-10-reasons-gay-marriage-should-be-illegal.html)
12 Nov, 2006 General (http://stopgeek.com/category/general/), -Funneh (http://stopgeek.com/category/general/funneh/)
Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
if you find that offensive i will remove it :)
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
A lesson for all employees who work with rude customers!
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney for being customer focused, while making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after one of their planes had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be NOW".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"
Without flinching she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
48 phrases we wish we could say at work
1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental...
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
26. And your crybaby whiny-ass opinion would be...?
27. Do I look like a people person?
28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
29. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
30. You!... Off my planet!
31. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
32. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
33. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
34. Allow me to introduce my selves.
35. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
36. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
37. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.
38. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
39. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
40. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
41. Can I trade this job for what's behind door one?
42. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
43. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
44. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
45. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
46. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
47. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
48. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Heather19
01-19-2009, 04:03 PM
Some very nice photographs (http://trinixy.ru/michael_kenna.html)
These are absolutely gorgeous. Thanks for posting that Razz. I bookmarked the site.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/f/5/cf527897d7579046ba468c7834cc7e14.gif
Why I Don't watch Christmas Specials Anymore:
YouTube - It's A Black20 Christmas Charlie Brown: Sexy Back
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzxXC2eDFFw)
Ka-mai
01-20-2009, 08:36 PM
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
Brice
01-22-2009, 08:13 AM
:rofl: I love that rejection letter.
Ka-mai
01-22-2009, 12:28 PM
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
I don't care what anyone says, these people are fucking sick.
Ka-mai
01-22-2009, 07:57 PM
The Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said , "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
http://nataliedee.com/041407/wheelchair-ramping.jpg
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/01/03/plan,text-6c3e44148e38899b46eef068d676eaae_h.jpg
http://thedailykitten.com (http://thedailykitten.com/)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/thoughtbrain/random-japanese-obama-action-figure-4b
mystima
01-24-2009, 08:34 PM
that daily kitten was so cute
Daghain
01-25-2009, 12:37 AM
Okay, you've converted me. This was particularly interesting:
http://digital-photography-school.com/long-exposure-photography
Heather19
01-25-2009, 09:44 AM
Okay, you've converted me. This was particularly interesting:
http://digital-photography-school.com/long-exposure-photography
:thumbsup: nice find.
Daghain
01-25-2009, 10:47 AM
That was pretty cool, wasn't it? :D
ETA: This one is pretty funny!
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/girls-are-evil.jpg
ETA: As the girlfriend of a geek, I found this hysterically funny:
http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif
Daghain
01-25-2009, 02:06 PM
OMG Squee!!!!
Daily Kitten (http://thedailykitten.com/kitten/17l62Sd1S/)
http://www.thelstalk.com/amazing-beautiful-picture-made-out-of-nails-pics/
http://www.goodisthenewbad.com/images/orig/Imaginary_Friends.orig.jpg
http://vash.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pics/lincolnhat2.jpg
Did Abraham Lincoln invent the Emoticon (smiley?) (http://www.labnol.org/internet/did-abraham-lincoln-invent-emoticon/6682/)
mystima
01-25-2009, 05:27 PM
i love hiro the kitten...my mother had a cat like the one at the bottom of the page..white cat with one blue eye and one brown...that was awesome:clap::nana:
Ka-mai
01-26-2009, 10:32 AM
http://www.thelstalk.com/amazing-beautiful-picture-made-out-of-nails-pics/
http://www.goodisthenewbad.com/images/orig/Imaginary_Friends.orig.jpg
:lol: Awesome pic. I wish I could see it all in one.
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.48385763.jpg
Barack Obama "Fresh Prince"
http://bayimg.com/image/kanplaabb.jpg
YouTube - Ninja Kitty - Original
Dailymotion - funny-cats-2, a video from crotale13. Chats, chat, funny, drole, fun
True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
PG-Rated
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces- Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
Put your ad here! (http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/advertising_info.html)
http://ads.pugetsoundsoftware.com/www/delivery/lg.php?bannerid=23&campaignid=11&zoneid=0&channel_ids=,&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forwardedfunnies.com%2Ftrue_f riendship_none_of_that_sissy_crap_001621.html&cb=5134dd64f5
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must become involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends.
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/23/default-password-for.html
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/zombiesahead.jpg
most exciting moments in science (http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2009/01/14/7-most-exciting-moments-in-science.html)
part of this one isn't right.
http://www.militantplatypus.com/blog/archives/3783
http://www.authspot.com/images/arrow-title.gif The Problem With...
by Marcus Edward John Cross (http://www.authspot.com/writers/Marcus%20Edward%20John%20Cross.20671), Jan 20, 2009
A random, stream-of-consciousness rant.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/consumers/stumble_this.gif (http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.authspot.com%2FPoetry% 2FThe-Problem-With.466617&title=The+Problem+With...)
The problem with school
Is that extroverts aren't allowed to chat
And introverts aren't allowed to daydream
"Sit down
Stay still
Be quiet
Do as you're told
Don't ask questions
Unless they are the right questions"
And
All this really does
Is reward people
For being obedient
Like
Some kind of preparation
For the Armed Forces
Most of the great innovators of the world
The inventors
The musicians
The poets
The artists
The writers
The explorers
The great philosophers
But also
The really funny comedians
The sick weirdoes
And
Borderline mentally ill
Who really make me laugh
http://a.stanzapub.com/delivery/lg.php?bannerid=641&campaignid=564&zoneid=921&source=acf=__wc=48__wca_id=466617__hc=46&channel_ids=,&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.authspot.com%2FPoetry%2FThe-Problem-With.466617&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stumbleupon.com%2Frefer.p hp%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.authspot.com%252 FPoetry%252FThe-Problem-With.466617&cb=87efd7572f
http://a.stanzapub.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=452&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a811d78a (http://a.stanzapub.com/delivery/ck.php?n=a811d78a&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE)
So hard I almost wet pants
Or shoot snot across the room
Do you think they got where they did
By:Sitting quietly at desks
And mindlessly copying from boards
And following
Everything that the teacher says
And not:
Daydreaming
Thinking
Feeling
Being different
Laughing
Questioning the "facts" we're given
Like
For example:
I remember
Being about 8-years-old
And being forced to sing hymns
That I knew were made up
Just like Father Christmas was
And
What I don't get is
Kids somehow reach a certain age
Where they realise
Father Christmas doesn't actually exist
And never has done
But the thing is
He's just like a more basic version of God
Invented solely for kids
Where if you misbehave
You don't get your reward
And yet
A significant number of these people
Even though they abandon that fantasy at some point
Seem to just
Go off
Out into the world of adulthood
Not questioning any of the rest of it
Would you let someone
Who still believed in Father Christmas
Run your country?
One nation
Under Father Christmas
?
And yet
When I was a kid
I used to make things up
Like:
"I've got an invisible bat
That lives in my head
And comes out at night
To fly round my bedroom light"
They thought I was mental
But
What I'm saying is:
Is it really any worse
To invent your own nonsense
Than to believe someone else's?
Heather19
01-26-2009, 07:10 PM
YouTube - Ninja Kitty - Original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-j8h4zGjcY)
:rofl: That was great.
The Following image is NOT photoshopped. look it up yourself if you don't believe me:
http://img.yawoot.com/b9f76a72f8c5844502a0e6bc98355010.jpg
Ka-mai
01-27-2009, 07:02 PM
Bahahahahahahaha! Sweet! :wtf:
Heather19
01-27-2009, 07:06 PM
:wtf: And I'll admit I had to check to see if it was true
Ka-mai
01-27-2009, 07:42 PM
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/01/26/shark-fin-ice-tray/
Also has an awesome link for a Han Solo frozen in carbonite ice tray.
Ka-mai
01-27-2009, 07:52 PM
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SQqmcflg3NI/AAAAAAAAjVM/9pbnS_56SAw/s640/1068.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SJNgjhHJSTI/AAAAAAAAX6g/222uwzc_H_8/s640/1148qweqwfdfdf.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SRUG2tTrkqI/AAAAAAAAka4/A7EDa61s3LE/s640/2TdG78uXTfuvkcejpuyvarmyo1_400.jpg
Daghain
01-30-2009, 11:42 PM
LOL!
http://www.onesentence.org/
And, über cool:
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotate-e.html
AHAHAHAHAH!
http://file.pipec.ru/posts/20081226/26_12_2008_0038088001230286574_.jpg
http://savethewords.org/
http://gallery.xemanhdep.com/2009/01/some-awesome-pictures/
Virtual drum set (http://www.buckle.com/static/bscene/games/drums/drums.html)
Margay Tiger Cat: cute kitteh! (http://snuzzy.com/margay/)
http://snuzzy.com/wp-content/uploads/margay1.jpg
http://snuzzy.com/wp-content/uploads/margay2.jpg
http://static0.blip.pl/user_generated/update_pictures/198204.jpg?1232704996
More Number of the Beast: 666 Humor
660 -- Approximate number of The Beast
DCLXVI -- Roman numeral of The Beast
666.000000 -- Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 -- Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 -- Beast Common Denominator
0.005015 -- Reciprical of the Beast
666i -- Imaginary number of The Beast
1010011010 -- Binary number of The Beast
443556 -- Square of the Beast
2.8235 -- Log of the Beast
6.5913 -- Ln Beast
1.738E289 -- Anti-log of the Beast
6.66E2 -- Scientific number of the Beast
29A -- Hexadecimal number of the Beast
666! -- Factorial of the Beast
1-666 -- Area code of The Beast
Mailto://666@hell.org -- E-mail address of the Beast
http://www.666.org.html -- web-page of the Beast
Phillips 666 -- Gasoline of The Beast
666 mg -- Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 -- Spreadsheet of The Beast
665.99999973 -- Intel Pentium number of the Beast
Windows 666 -- Bill Gates' personal Beast
http://photos.jpgmag.com/349763_83097_4430b431ff_p.jpg
very strange "Save wildlife" posters (http://www.weirdresources.com/2009/01/11/give-a-hand-to-wildlife-23-wwf-most-heart-touching-advertisements-around-the-world/)
hot to fail an exam (http://myfunnyworld.net/funny-pictures/how-to-fail-an-exam.html)
http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/troska2.jpg
http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenfearages.jpg
Do's and don'ts with Babies (http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/)
Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment (http://www.funnyandjokes.com/mcdonalds-application-for-employment.html)
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
The US government has a new website
The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image1.png
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image2.png
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image3.png
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image4.png
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image5.png
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image6.png
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image7.png
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image8.png
Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image9.png
Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image10.png
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image11.png
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image12.png
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image13.png
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image14.png
If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image15.png
If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image16.png
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image17.png
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image18.png
Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image19.png
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image20.png
Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.
http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/father_knows_best.JPG (http://abstrusegoose.com/secret-archives/alternate-ending)
Alternate ending:
http://abstrusegoose.com/secretarchives/alternate_ending.PNG
http://channelhopping.onthebox.com/2009/01/27/top-five-family-animations-that-have-caused-controversy/
http://www.cowabduction.com/
http://robmathiowetz.com/care_tank-or_why_i_love_digg.html
http://hypocrisytoday.com/danae2.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1132023/Simply-purrfect-A-wildlife-photographers-labour-love.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8FA8000005DC-684_634x471.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8F90000005DC-198_634x286.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8FA4000005DC-94_634x286.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8F98000005DC-367_634x417.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8F82000005DC-662_634x470.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8FA0000005DC-378_634x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8F9C000005DC-276_634x351.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/29/article-1132023-033C8FAC000005DC-545_634x475.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132023-033C8F8C000005DC-970_634x363.jpg
http://www.nasnet.ru/admin_new/foto/2008-8-4/1217832080/kotoponedelnik_na_nasnet_28_foto_8.jpg
http://quizible.com/quiz/movie-scenes-quiz/1075
I got 22/100
http://www.stumbleupon.com/mediumpics/988972.jpg
Ka-mai
02-01-2009, 11:38 AM
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/06/dressed_up_for_wal-mart.jpg
I want to do something for this woman, that is just too sad.
Ka-mai
02-01-2009, 12:05 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4787/shaveqj4.jpg
Heather19
02-01-2009, 12:31 PM
:scared: Is that doll for real?
if so, Ain't nobody in my city gonna buy one.
I'd die before one is in the same AREA CODE
Heather19
02-01-2009, 12:40 PM
and dare I ask why there is just hair around the ankles and not the rest of the legs
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_3KVrWNJSNco/R4hyEKH7a4I/AAAAAAAAAlw/lULuST73cCU/s1600/Goat+jumping+over+notch+at+Comeau+Pass.JPG
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/living-with-pets-p1.php
http://www.commissionedcomic.com/strips/2009-01-23.jpg
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2008/04/common-sense-superpower.jpg
btw i was just stumbling around, and guess what I found! again.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4787/shaveqj4.jpg
Heather19
02-01-2009, 12:59 PM
:lol: oh no! I think that baby is going to give me nightmares now.
http://www.goldenpages.ie/search/The_Universe/Mysterious_Benevolent_Force.html
http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/jason_freeny_03.jpg
http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=37078
http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/jason_freeny_02.jpg
http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/jason_freeny_01.jpg
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/042008/07/pics/009_pics.jpg
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/042008/07/pics/001_pics.jpg
The Lady of Shadows
02-01-2009, 02:57 PM
cow abduction is now one of my new favorite sites (yeah, i need help). :lol:
and i got 56/100 on the movie quiz. damn that was hard. :pullhair:
Brice
02-01-2009, 03:29 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/042008/07/pics/009_pics.jpg
Damn, shit weasels!
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
thanks a lot Brice, I just laughed so hard i coughed my lung up, so now I'm sick again.
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
Brice
02-01-2009, 04:48 PM
You're very much welcome! :D
Don't get too sick. The shit weasels might come for YOU. :panic:
Ka-mai
02-02-2009, 12:13 PM
:rofl: Wow, I totally did not think of that!
Ka-mai
02-02-2009, 12:32 PM
I got 46 on the movie quiz! Woo!
I felt like I was doing better than that. :lol:
Rjeso
02-02-2009, 01:10 PM
I got 68/100 on the movie quiz.
Unfound One
02-02-2009, 02:09 PM
Dude.
I got it again.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4787/shaveqj4.jpg
Heather19
02-02-2009, 04:53 PM
Noooo!!! :panic:
You guys are going to make me go crazy.
And what is this movie quiz everyone's talking about. I looked thru the previous links and can't find it.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0812/smileyfaceatsunset-2000px-mikesalway.jpg
1. beautiful image.
2. notice the smiley face.
this one here made me sad
http://www.kapu.hu/ajanlo/40erdekes1/kapu_09.jpg
more about this memorial (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/7109/wardogs.html)
http://www.jeanmarievives.com/
click the glowy thing
Ka-mai
02-02-2009, 07:07 PM
The war dog memorial made me start to cry. I'm such a wimp.
http://www.givetheworld.net/Cats/before-checking-for-viruses-check-for-cats.jpg
http://www.awwpix.com/_pics/Cute_Pictures_108/Cute_Pictures_1088.jpg
http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Kisses.jpg
http://pixdaus.com/pics/VIftyvQJzcvkNIKuU7.jpg (http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=16157)
that's awesome right there.
Daghain
02-03-2009, 07:47 PM
That is cool.
This had me cracking up (may not be SFW):
http://www.fmylife.com/?page=1
ETA: And who can resist? Zombie Haiku (http://zombiehaiku.com/fakePoet.html)
Ka-mai
02-03-2009, 09:02 PM
:rofl: FML! Two that have me cracking up:
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Also, I read 34 pages of that website. FML. :P
Ka-mai
02-04-2009, 12:01 PM
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/santa-claus-is-my-mother-claims-seven-year-old-boy-432
Iwritecode
02-04-2009, 02:27 PM
61/100 on the movie quiz. A few I just guessed on. A few I had to look up the spelling for.
A few I could remember a famous line from the movie but couldn't remember the name of the actual movie!
mystima
02-04-2009, 02:48 PM
http://pixdaus.com/pics/VIftyvQJzcvkNIKuU7.jpg (http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=16157)
that's awesome right there.
ONE WINGED ANGEL
really, is THAT what it is?
mystima
02-04-2009, 03:51 PM
i got a 74/100 in movie quiz
Heather19
02-04-2009, 05:57 PM
I got up to 61, and it's going to drive me crazy now until I can get the rest
educatedlady
02-05-2009, 07:49 AM
http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/stumble.php?token=498b09b6588b69.53016618&url=http%253A//site.despair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pov.jpg
http://curiosidadesnanet.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/001_moment.jpg?w=418&h=594
ClicheGuevara
02-05-2009, 09:06 AM
I love StumbleUpon! though it's constantly throwing cats, atheist websites and space pics at me. . I chose more then that damnit!!:wtf:
w00t, another Stumbler. Welcome to the "club", and welcome to the site
Daghain
02-05-2009, 01:06 PM
It's freaking addicting, I'll tell you that.
ClicheGuevara
02-05-2009, 02:47 PM
yes it is addicting. .i can stumble for hours!
Unfound One
02-05-2009, 04:15 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b264/pennellapea/untitled.jpg
Ka-mai
02-05-2009, 04:42 PM
:rofl: I like the part about the dad wanting one....
The 8 Monkeys
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.
However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how most companies' policies get established.
Daghain
02-09-2009, 09:11 PM
If you own a cat, you too live this life:
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/09
Iwritecode
02-10-2009, 12:04 PM
If you own a cat, you too live this life:
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/09
Mine do this to my wife and kids but usually leave me alone. I move around so much when I sleep that they'd probably end up on the floor if they tried.
AlishaRiley
02-10-2009, 12:16 PM
The 8 Monkeys
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.
However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how most companies' policies get established.
Sounds like Harlow's Monkeys, which IS a real experiment. Not exactly the same, but similar enough to merit the term; "based on."
It's all about learning about conditioning and shit. Stupidly unethical.
He also forced them to rape eachother. All in the name of Science, eh?
Don't get me wrong, I bone psychology, but that just takes it too far.
AlishaRiley
02-11-2009, 05:00 PM
http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv205/alisha_riley/stumble.jpg
Stumble is probably more addictive than heroin.
http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/downward-spiral.jpg
Life can be rough for some people. Even for a pretty girl in New York City. In fact, life's roughness can sometimes be documented visually through the mugshots in your criminal arrest record.
:lol:
oh, and WTF is this?
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/toy.jpg
what an awful title :P
Unfound One
02-12-2009, 01:03 AM
http://media.fukung.net/images/9714/sans_titre-2.jpg
Unfound One
02-12-2009, 01:04 AM
I LOVE this one:
(It should probably be in LOLCats, but whatev.
http://media.fukung.net/images/12109/e685bdee30a43d0b55e6751db559b0f6.jpg
The Official God FAQ (http://www.400monkeys.com/God/)
AlishaRiley
02-12-2009, 04:15 AM
oh, and WTF is this?
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/toy.jpg
what an awful title :P
LMAO!!!! :rofl:
Heather19
02-12-2009, 03:08 PM
:lol: The picture doesn't help either
AlishaRiley
02-12-2009, 03:22 PM
The dad's expression!!
And the mum's like: "SO PROUD". :)
The spoon
Some days I think I need nothing
more in life than a spoon.
With a spoon I can eat oatmeal
Or take the medicine doctors prescribe
I can swat a fly sleeping on the sill
or pound the table to get attention.
I can point accusingly at God
or stab the empty air repeatedly.
Looking into the spoon’s mirror,
I can study my face in its shiny bowl,
or cover one eye to make half the world
disappear. With a spoon
I can dig a tunnel to freedom
spoonful by spoonful of dirt,
or waste life catching moonlight
and flinging it into the blackest night.
-- Richard Jones
http://www.burchwords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/omg1.png
AlishaRiley
02-25-2009, 06:06 PM
The spoon
Some days I think I need nothing
more in life than a spoon.
With a spoon I can eat oatmeal
Or take the medicine doctors prescribe
I can swat a fly sleeping on the sill
or pound the table to get attention.
I can point accusingly at God
or stab the empty air repeatedly.
Looking into the spoon’s mirror,
I can study my face in its shiny bowl,
or cover one eye to make half the world
disappear. With a spoon
I can dig a tunnel to freedom
spoonful by spoonful of dirt,
or waste life catching moonlight
and flinging it into the blackest night.
-- Richard Jones
I had that before. :P
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p1.html
Ka-mai
02-27-2009, 09:31 PM
Thank you. Now I am terrified.
http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/131/cache/PBF097-Astronaut_Fall_display.jpg (http://www.phombo.com/anime-cartoons-comics/random-comics/11238/popular/#)
SigTauGimp
02-28-2009, 03:38 PM
:wtf:
kirin
02-28-2009, 03:44 PM
:evil::clap:
Pirate Bay Witness’ Wife Overwhelmed With Flowers
Written by Ernesto (http://torrentfreak.com/author/ernesto/) on February 27, 2009 When Professor and media researcher Roger Wallis left the stand yesterday, the court asked whether he wanted to be reimbursed for his appearance. “You are welcome to send some flowers to my wife,” he responded. In the hours that followed, many Pirate Bay supporters took this suggestion to hand.
Professor and media researcher Roger Wallis appeared as an expert witness at the Pirate Bay trial yesterday. He was questioned on the link between the decline of album sales and filesharing. Wallis told the court that his research has shown that there is no relation between the two.
He was heavily attacked by industry lawyers Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted who did everything they could to discredit and slander his reputation. When Wallis was asked whether he wanted to be reimbursed for travel expenses etc, he light-heartedly suggested sending some flowers to his wife.
His statement was picked up by the large audience listening in to the live audio from the trial and flowers soon began arriving at the Wallis’ house.
Mr. and Mrs. Wallis and their flowers.
http://torrentfreak.com/images/wallis-flowers.jpg
Roger’s wife, Görel Wallis, wasn’t surprised by her husband’s whim in court:
“We have been married for 38 years. He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me”, she said.
At a local flower store in Stockholm they had received 100 orders by 20.30 last night. Owner Kristian Skald said that two nearby stores had received an equal amount of orders.
“Last delivery was 33 bouquets Thursday night. There will be more to come on Friday,” the owner of the flower shop commented.
Today, Friday, the couple celebrates their wedding day anniversary and on Saturday it’s Görel’s birthday. Roger Wallis feels she is worth all the flowers she gets.
“She was very worried before the trial. They questioned my competence and that made her very sad. She hadn’t slept for two days,” Roger said.
A web page has been set up that collects what has been given so far, complete with an ever-growing stack of CDs that show how many sales the music-industry has lost by slandering the Professor.
Thus far, in an amazing show of generosity from a section of society labeled by the music industry as ‘thieves’, more than 4100 Euros worth of flowers, chocolate and gifts jave been sent to the couple.
The Wallis’ soon ran out of vases for the flowers but Görel knows that sharing is caring and will distribute the flowers to all residents in their apartment building.
“We will make sure it will be beautiful here.”
Ka-mai
02-28-2009, 10:13 PM
http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/131/cache/PBF097-Astronaut_Fall_display.jpg (http://www.phombo.com/anime-cartoons-comics/random-comics/11238/popular/#)
:rofl:
first time stumbling in over a month, and i am now scarred for life
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http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss325/razzdevavres/1238807432668.jpg
http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss325/razzdevavres/1238808702720.jpg
soylentjillian
04-03-2009, 07:17 PM
first time stumbling in over a month, and i am now scarred for life
[edit] Image removed. It's just to disturbing to post[/img]
http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss325/razzdevavres/1238807432668.jpg
http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss325/razzdevavres/1238808702720.jpg
PM me with the link, I would like to see
educatedlady
04-03-2009, 07:25 PM
http://www.demonbaby.com/pics/americanworld.gif
http://i42.tinypic.com/v3ofup.jpg
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/c/chicago-lights-1191505-xl.jpg
check these images out. awesome. twisted (but in a cool way)
http://www.webpark.ru/comment/47550
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies01.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies02.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies03.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies04.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies05.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies06.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies07.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies08.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies09.jpg
http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Even-Babies10.jpg
Unfound One
04-04-2009, 03:59 PM
Bahaha.
Heather19
04-04-2009, 04:08 PM
:rofl: That last one is hysterical.
check these images out. awesome. twisted (but in a cool way)
http://www.webpark.ru/comment/47550
Nice find. Some of those are really interesting.
http://www.edg3.co.uk/snatch/life.jpg
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0801_1/january_08_1_01.jpg
The Lady of Shadows
04-30-2009, 06:44 PM
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Woofer
04-30-2009, 06:59 PM
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Heh. I've done this one as well as "so far as you know."
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Done this as well as "so let it be done."
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Usually 42 of course.
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
I've done that and more. Today, as a matter of fact, I made suggestive faces to the couple in the car beside mine at a traffic light. It looked like they pointed and laughed at me, so I made the effort to get them at a couple of other lights before they turned off. I was even making the "how about it then, both of you, me, hmm?" gestures. When they turned, I slowed down, stuck my arm out the window and made the "come this way" gesture, and yelled "COME ON! FOLLOW ME!"
I am so bad sometimes.
The Lady of Shadows
04-30-2009, 07:16 PM
:lol:
ETA: of course, one they forgot is my favorite one. when someone says to me "i have a question" i automatically reply "17!" in a very excited tone of voice. once i was even correct. :D
http://www.desicolours.com/have-you-ever-been-so-tired/14/06/2009
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Membership Renewal
Dear David
This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.
All the best, Jeff Peters
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Membership Renewal
Dear Jeff,
Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband.
Regards, David.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Hello David
How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those bags.
Cheers, Jeff
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Dear Jeff
Do I get free shipping with that?
Regards, David.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12.48pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six months.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Dear Jeff
By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending.
Regards, David.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Hello David
Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead.
Cheers, Jeff
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Dear Jeff
Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.
Regards, David.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Go f *ck yourself.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Dear Jeff
I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your p#$%, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my p#$% was a quarter of the size I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by Linkin Park. The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so this may be worth a try.
Regards, David.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Ok.
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
The middle one.
http://www.seuss.org/seuss/seuss.sttng.html
If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation...
Author: Dave Fuller (DeMorseaux@aol.com)
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
Picard: But surely we must not be late!
Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.
Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!
Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?
Who lit the fire?
Riker: Not me.
Worf: Not me.
Picard: Computer, how long til we die?
Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.
Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...
Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!
Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.
Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --
Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...
Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand -- we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.
Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires
And that's what started all the fires.
Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
We need to go! We need to go!
Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy
And lock him up and ask him why?
Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.
Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?
Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!
Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.
Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?*
Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.
Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?
Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.
Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!
Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!
Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?
Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.
Picard: Then make it so!
http://jayg123.googlepages.com/bestexitinterviewever
Unfound One
07-14-2009, 03:08 PM
Razz!
That was hilarious! :lol:
http://www.kevinvanaelst.com/cellularmitosisweb.jpg
Daghain
07-15-2009, 08:28 AM
That exit interview was priceless. :lol:
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