This?...No That

[Gaberax]

Submitted for your approval, something a little different:

The first part of the sentence (prior to the No) defines a play on words of the answer in question. The second part (after the No) truly defines the word.

For example:
Feline buttocks commendation? No, a misfortunate event.
Answer: Catastrophe (CAT ASS TROPHY*) *with respects to Piers Anthony

Molten rock in the shape of an American colonial British loyalist?
No, a bathroom. lava tory...razz

A short rest with family members?
No, proper dining linen Nap kin...razz

Prohibited coffee?
No, an instrument. Ban Joe (banjo)...John_and_Yoko

Fauna (should have been Flora...my mistake!...Gaberax) that produces pikes?
No, an esculent avian POLE TREE...Poultry....John_and_Yoko

An angry reddish-brown horse?
No, semi-frozen juice SORE BAY...Sorbet...alinda
Here are 5 from me. If you like the format and can come up with some of your own, please share with the tribe. :)

[razz]

Submitted for your approval, something a little different:

The first part of the sentence (prior to the No) defines a play on words of the answer in question. The second part (after the No) truly defines the word.

For example:
Feline buttocks commendation? No, a misfortunate event.
Answer: Catastrophe (CAT ASS TROPHY*) *with respects to Piers Anthony

Molten rock in the shape of an American colonial British loyalist?
No, a bathroom.

A short rest with family members?
No, proper dining linen

Prohibited coffee?
No, an instrument.

Fauna that produces pikes?
No, an esculent avian

An angry reddish-brown horse?
No, semi-frozen juice

Here are 5 from me. If you like the format and can come up with some of your own, please share with the tribe. :)
i know a few of those. napkin, lavatory...

[Gaberax]

Molten rock in the shape of an American colonial British loyalist?
No, a bathroom. lavatory

A short rest with family members?
No, proper dining linen napkin


Right so far, Razz :clap:

[John_and_Yoko]

Banjo (banned Joe) is the next one, but that's as near as I can tell....

[razz]

An angry reddish-brown horse?
No, semi-frozen juice
pissed-sorrel-slush?

[Maturins_Daughter]

bay and chestnut are also reddish-brown horses... but I still can't think of anything that would translate to juice.

[Gaberax]

Banjo (banned Joe) is the next one, but that's as near as I can tell....

Banjo is correct, John_and_Yoko. :clap:

[Gaberax]

An angry reddish-brown horse?
No, semi-frozen juice
pissed-sorrel-slush?

eh :orely: ...no. :nope:

[Gaberax]

bay and chestnut are also reddish-brown horses... but I still can't think of anything that would translate to juice.

Bay, phonetcially, that's the 2nd part, now a word for angry and all together, a semi-frozen juice ;)

[alinda]

sor-bet?

[Gaberax]

sor-bet?

Yes!

[John_and_Yoko]

Okay, I'm wanting to say "poultry" ("pole tree") for the remaining one, but a tree is not an example of fauna (it's flora)....

[Gaberax]

Okay, I'm wanting to say "poultry" ("pole tree") for the remaining one, but a tree is not an example of fauna (it's flora)....

And you would be correct. It was supposed to be flora but I farqed up. >< Thanks for straightening me out on that, John_and_Yoko. :clap:

[Maturins_Daughter]

Those are interesting. Good job with the format, Gabe.

[John_and_Yoko]

You're welcome. :)

I'm surprised I did get it right, though, since I tend to take things at face value....

[Gaberax]

Thanks, Maturins_Daughter. I have been toying with the idea for a couple of weeks. It was like a splinter in my finger...working its way out.

John_and_Yoko, your ability reminds me of Sherlock Holmes..."Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth." -- The Sign of the Four :)

[John_and_Yoko]

John_and_Yoko, your ability reminds me of Sherlock Holmes..."Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth." -- The Sign of the Four :)

Wow, I've never been compared to Sherlock before.... :blush:

But yeah, that is a useful piece of wisdom.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Sounds like a great idea Gab, the thread can stay open for others to go.

Who wants the feather?

[The Lady of Shadows]

i'm thinking but it really, really, really hurts. i don't think i have the hang of this yet. :(

[Maturins_Daughter]

I think I've got one...this is very simplistic as a first effort:

Invade and plunder one of Jupiter's moons?
No, a ham operator's tool

[John_and_Yoko]

Radio (raid Io)? That pretty much works written but not spoken, if that's right....

[Maturins_Daughter]

Yeah, that was it. I've always pronounced the moon Ee-Oh, rather than Eye-Oh. Sorry :D

[Jon]

Yeah, that was it. I've always pronounced the moon Ee-Oh, rather than Eye-Oh. Sorry :D


Artistic license dear!

[Maturins_Daughter]

A friend of an auto and a 2000 lb Jodie Foster role?
No, a computer user's bane.

(okay, I'm chuckling as I type this... :rofl: )

[alinda]

Car pal /tunnel syndrome?

it fits but I cant tell you why the 2nd part could be correct

[Gaberax]

Car pal /tunnel syndrome?

it fits but I cant tell you why the 2nd part could be correct

Car Pal Ton Nell....you have it alinda! :dance:

[Maturins_Daughter]

A friend of an auto and a 2000 lb Jodie Foster role?
No, a computer user's bane.

(okay, I'm chuckling as I type this... :rofl: )

Yep

Car Pal Ton Nell
Carpal Tunnel

Good job alinda! :)

[alinda]

another fun game, I love this stuff! :D

[Jon]

A question about a the skill of a device of mass transit... no wait! an infamous plant

[alinda]

:orely:
*rubs eyes* I thought that said planet...

[Rjeso]

Can a bus? Can a bus do what, now? :P

[alinda]

Very good Nuts, I was thinking mar a wanna? But it made no sense! :lol:

[Rjeso]

:lol: Well, at least you had the right plant....

[Gaberax]

Give us one, Rjeso!!! :)

[Gaberax]

I am sorry...I can't hold this one any longer....:panic:

Declare as true the pained eel in an expensive watercraft at a traditional English mid-afternoon meal?…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis.

[Maturins_Daughter]

Declare as true - aver or avow?
Expensive watercraft - yacht?
mid-afternoon meal - tea?

[Gaberax]

Declare as true - aver or avow? No, but exactly the same answer my girlfriend gave when I ran it by her. :) Think in terms of LOVE.
Expensive watercraft - yacht? Yes!
mid-afternoon meal - tea?Yes!

[Gaberax]

Declare as true ???
pained ???
eel ???
an expensive watercraft yacht
a traditional English mid-afternoon meal? tea

…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis.

[Maturins_Daughter]

pained - hurt?

[alinda]

affirm?

[Gaberax]

pained - hurt? Right sentiment, wrong word.


affirm? No, the answer is a person.

[Gaberax]

Declare as true When police question a suspect that they believe is guilty, they hope the suspect will blank, which is a cousin for the word I am looking for here.
pained as in a muscle ache
eel a specific type of eel
an expensive watercraft yacht
a traditional English mid-afternoon meal? tea

…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis.

[The Lady of Shadows]

Declare as true When police question a suspect that they believe is guilty, they hope the suspect will blank, which is a cousin for the word I am looking for here.
pained as in a muscle ache
eel a specific type of eel
an expensive watercraft yacht
a traditional English mid-afternoon meal? tea

…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis.

well, they hope the suspect will confess or admit. do either of those work?

ETA: once on law and order: criminal intent they asked the guy to "own up"

[Gaberax]

well, they hope the suspect will confess or admit. do either of those work?


Yes, one of them is the cousin... ;)

[The Lady of Shadows]

okay, the only specific eel i know is moray (sp?)

ETA: i lied, electric

[Gaberax]

Declare as true When police question a suspect that they believe is guilty, they hope the suspect will blank, which is a cousin for the word I am looking for here.
pained as in a muscle ache
eel Moray
an expensive watercraft yacht
a traditional English mid-afternoon meal? tea

…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis.

[Rjeso]

Declare as true = profess?
Pained= ow

Professor Moriarty?

[Gaberax]

Declare as true = profess?
Pained= ow sore

Professor Moriarty?

We have a WINNER, Congrat, Rjeso! :clap: Nice bit of detective work on your part. A deerstalker wearing goose to you. :dance:

Goose wings to Maturins Daughter and turtlesong for their contributions.

Please, give us another.


Declare as true PROFESS
pained SORE
eel MORAY
an expensive watercraft YACHT
a traditional English mid-afternoon meal? TEA

…no, a crime fighter’s nemesis. Professor Moriarty

[The Lady of Shadows]

no he said it's either confess or admit

but i have to say - i like your answer. :)


ETA: hmmm - i see now, it's the cousin of profess. i get it. :lol:

[Rjeso]

*shares goose with turtlesong*

If you want one from me, you'll have to give me some time. I like solving riddles, but I'm no good at writing them. I'll use the trip home from work to come up with something. ;)

[The Lady of Shadows]

oh, you're so sweet. but you can have the goose, cause i still don't get this game. i'm just tipping my toes in 'cause i'm a land turtle not a seaturtle. :)

[Gaberax]

Well play, All! Rjeso, take as much time as you need. If anyone else has one in the interim, please post.

[Rjeso]

Yeah, but your "confess" helped me get the answer, so just giving credit where credit's due. ;)

[Jon]

Nice job all.


*pats foot and waits*

[Rjeso]

Feel free to contribute one in the meantime, Jon. :P I am not a riddle writer.

[The Lady of Shadows]

hey, i've already said i don't really get this game. so don't look at me :ninja:

[Gaberax]

Visual organs emitting thunderous terrified vocalizations while drifting in space….no, an algefacient potable.

[John_and_Yoko]

I'm going to go out on a limb here....

Ice cream float?

[Gaberax]

I'm going to go out on a limb here....

Ice cream float?

That's it! :clap: Congrat's John_and_Yoko, an goose shaped ice cream cone to you!.

[John_and_Yoko]

:lol: Okay, let's see....



Large piece of wood with a musical beat? No, a mathematical function.

[Gaberax]

:lol: Okay, let's see....



Large piece of wood with a musical beat? No, a mathematical function.

"Al Gore" Rhythm? algorithm?

[John_and_Yoko]

I said large piece of wood. :P Keep trying....

[Maturins_Daughter]

I bet it's Log Rhythm

[Gaberax]

I bet it's Log Rhythm

That has to be it...although Al IS a little wooden, doncha think? :lol:

[John_and_Yoko]

Logarithm, yeah.

Maturins_Daughter, it's your turn.

[Jon]

clearly better than the "rhythm method."

[Jon]

hey, i've already said i don't really get this game. so don't look at me :ninja:



*looks at Turtle*

[alinda]

Fine riddling, and solving all!!:clap:

[Maturins_Daughter]

Thinking... if anyone else comes up with one before I can post one, feel free to take the feather.

[The Lady of Shadows]

hey, i've already said i don't really get this game. so don't look at me :ninja:



*looks at Turtle*


heeeeeeeey. i said don't look at me! :)

[Jon]

hey, i've already said i don't really get this game. so don't look at me :ninja:



*looks at Turtle*


heeeeeeeey. i said don't look at me! :)


But you're cute!:wub:

[Jon]

Thinking... if anyone else comes up with one before I can post one, feel free to take the feather.



I have one but I also have a bit of a vaction coming up. Perhaps after I return.

[alinda]

Jon & Vacation= music to my ears!! :D

[Jon]

Make a new covering for part of my boot...no wait! I have screwed up and need to redo this riddle.

[Jon]

More time?

Or time to give up the answer?

[Gaberax]

Make a new covering for part of my boot...no wait! I have screwed up and need to redo this riddle.
Reboot?

[Jon]

No sir

[Jon]

OK it was revamp

[Gaberax]

OK it was revamp

Vamp...who knew? (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+vamp) http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/Gaberax/doh-1.gif

[Jon]

Jump Feather!!

[Jon]

Bump!

Gabe, your up.

[Gaberax]

A combination of a clutch, a kitten’s contentment and restrictions on food consumption, no? Is it getting warm in here?

[Maturins_Daughter]

___ purr diet ?

[Gaberax]

___ purr diet ?

Hiya, MD! :) Yes, purr is correct.

_____ purr ____

[Jon]

"restrictions on food consumption" -Ration?

[Maturins_Daughter]

aha!

Purse, Purr, Ration... perspiration

[Gaberax]

aha!

Purse, Purr, Ration... perspiration

That's it! You're up. See if you can come up with one. ;)

[Maturins_Daughter]

Okay, I'll give it a whirl...

A land of automobiles? No, a lapel decoration.

[Jon]

Garland?

[Maturins_Daughter]

Nope

[Gaberax]

Car nation?


***My PC has a nasty hijack virus on it and I have been out of commission for a few days. :angry: I think I picked it up doing a Wikipedia search. ***

[Maturins_Daughter]

Yep, you wear a carnation on your lapel... you're up :)

[Gaberax]

An underage goblin from Mordor? No, a flower.

[Maturins_Daughter]

orc kid -- orchid

[Gaberax]

orc kid -- orchid

Yes, indeed. :clap: Good job.

[Maturins_Daughter]

What you do in order to make an event go smoothly? No, Jupiter...

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Plan it (planet)

[Maturins_Daughter]

that's it :)

[Maturins_Daughter]

Choose a letter before M? No, a dill.

[Jean]

pick L - pickle?

[alinda]

:wtf:these are great!

[Maturins_Daughter]

pick L - pickle?


You are correct! Do bears like pickles?

Your turn, dear. :)

[Jean]

bears love pickles! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gif they love bonnies even more http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gif

A band worn by a large carnivorous mammal? No, manner of conduct.

[SigTauGimp]

bear ring/bearing?

[alinda]

My mom & I have puzzled this all afternoon, with out getting close to anything this clever...:clap:

[Jean]

bear ring/bearing?
right! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gif

[SigTauGimp]

A psychologist's ghost? No, a hot forest.

[Jean]

Jung ghoul / Jungle

?????

[SigTauGimp]

:clap:

Got it in one.

[Jean]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear4bis.gif
I was in doubt because they sound very differently... but look the same anyway!

***

A larger amount of assembly? No, in a way pertaining to the distinction between right and wrong.

[Jon]

Mass?

[Jean]

no... http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_sad.gif

[Jon]

This one is bugging me...council?

[Jean]

Jon, I swear I made this one in strict accordance with the rules http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gif

[Maturins_Daughter]

I'm clueless as well. :(

[Jean]

hint: "in a way" indicates the part of speech

[Jon]

*sigh*

I am sure of it sir. I'm just lost.

[Jean]

ok, it has been up for too long

it was more rally / morally

[Maturins_Daughter]

Nice-- put another one up!

[Jon]

Yes. Please do.

[Jean]

Scope offered as an alternative? No, a citrus fruit.

[alinda]

"or" range ~ orange?:wtf:

[Jean]

yes, love! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bearheart.gif

[alinda]

Great, will you honor us with another? I must pass the feather
I just don't quite get how to word one yet.:orely: i'll work on it tho':)

[Jean]

work on it! as far as bears are concerned, they will be happy to wait

[Maturins_Daughter]

friendly tatting? no, large luxurious homestead

[Jean]

pal lace / palace?

[Maturins_Daughter]

that's the one

[Jean]

A cowl worn after dark? No, chivalry.

[Jon]

Perhaps this may help others.

______/ code

[Maturins_Daughter]

Or not ;)

Night hood/ knighthood

*************

Inn's hammer? No, Inn's seat

[Jon]

MC (can't touch this)

emcee ????

[Maturins_Daughter]

Nope... think of another word for an "Inn"

[Gaberax]

Bar's tool/ barstool?

[Maturins_Daughter]

That is correct!

[Gaberax]

A written account of the herd? No, I get a reaction but remain unaffected.

[IWasSentWest]

record ___? all i can think of is catalyst for the last part

[IWasSentWest]

wait....catalogue, list...catalyst?

[Maturins_Daughter]

the first part is cattle list, then catalyst... :D

[Gaberax]

wait....catalogue, list...catalyst?

A written account of the herd? / catalyst is right for the 2nd. ;)

[IWasSentWest]

eh maturin's daughter you can have this one. i totally blew that first part, i over think things wayyyyyy to much

[Gaberax]

cattle list / catalyst. Aye, that's it. Why don't you both give us another? :)

[IWasSentWest]

yessir!

helping out pennywise. No, something you prefer

[Jean]

favor It / favorite ?

[IWasSentWest]

yep. was that too easy? i'm new at this jean!

[Jean]

yep. was that too easy?
no, it's that bears are outstandingly bright! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_wink-1.gif

***

A British Conservative owned by a male? No, systematic knowledge of the past.

[Gaberax]

yep. was that too easy?
no, it's that bears are outstandingly bright! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_wink-1.gif

***

A British Conservative owned by a male? No, systematic knowledge of the past.

His torrie/History?

[Jean]

yes! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_thumb.gif

[Gaberax]

The God of the flock, the seventh incarnation of Vishnu? You choose. No, an unobstructed view

[IWasSentWest]

pan, rama/ panorama

[Jean]

pan, rama/ panorama
pan or rama ("You choose")

your turn, SentWest! http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_original.gif

[IWasSentWest]

i always miss the stupidest parts :(

I've got gameEst-ce que vous savez que Livre est dans l'anglais? No, i hate PC's.

excuse my french, it is rather rusty.

[Gaberax]

i always miss the stupidest parts :(

I've got gameest-ce que vous savez que livre est dans l'anglais? No, i hate PC's.

excuse my french, it is rather rusty.

You done good, cowboy. You done good. :cowboy:

[IWasSentWest]

thankee sai. i made a slight correction to my above post

[IWasSentWest]

anybody want a hint?

[Maturins_Daughter]

stumped here

[IWasSentWest]

hint : if you are southern, you may pronounce the beginning of a certain restaraunt like this (for the first part, not the french)

[Gaberax]

Pro for the I got game clue? Not really sure, unless it has some sort of cultural significance that I am unaware of...which is possible...me living under a bridge and all. :cyclops:

[IWasSentWest]

i got game - mack
mcdonalds pronounced down south - macdonalds

[Gaberax]

i got game - mack
mcdonalds pronounced down south - macdonalds

Yeah, I am soooo out of the cultural loop...it's like I'm from another time...or planet. :(

Macbook?

[IWasSentWest]

correct sir.

mack/book (livre in french). macbook

to make you feel better, that slang is extremely old school.

[Maturins_Daughter]

I would've never gotten that... whew! :D

[IWasSentWest]

misson = accomplished! feels good to have stumped ya'll riddle masters!

[Maturins_Daughter]

And while we're waiting for Gabe to post one:

In honor of an old actor named Montgomery? No, heavy machinery.

[IWasSentWest]

for/clift. forklift?

[Maturins_Daughter]

You've got it!

[IWasSentWest]

san francisco flu? no, a delicious cigarette

[Gaberax]

san francisco flu? no, a delicious cigarette

Bay sick/Basic?

[IWasSentWest]

bingo bango

[Gaberax]

A 4 inch, closed metal cylinder embedded within a spherical object? No, ordinance. OR boisterous pool entrance.

[Jon]

cartridge?

[Gaberax]

cartridge?

No, sir. But thinking in the right general direction. Think bigger. This is definitely YOUR kind of riddle. ;)

I am describing two separate objects, one within the other.

[jos]

Can in ball/Cannonball ..? :unsure:

[Gaberax]

Can in ball/Cannonball ..? :unsure:

Excellent, Jos! Give us another!

[jos]

I'm sorry, but I'm really bad at this! :ninja: I've been trying for hours to think of something to post, but there's nothing. :pullhair: Someone else go ahead.

[Gaberax]

That's ok, stick around!


How about:

Left at sea, an enemy, the sign of the cat. No, a collection of creative work.

[Maturins_Daughter]

port foe leo/portfolio

***


fired, high train? no, a light source.

[Gaberax]

canned el/ candle?

(Inspired by IWasSentWest)

Je lève mon verre à son humour ! No, a morning repast.

[Jean]

toast must be part of that

[Gaberax]

toast must be part of that

Yes...toast is the 2nd part.

[Maturins_Daughter]

Okay, this is how IM Translator took the first part of that:
I raise my glass with its humour

so it's a toast of some sort...but ????

[Gaberax]

Okay, this is how IM Translator took the first part of that:
I raise my glass with its humour

so it's a toast of some sort...but ????

Yes, what language did you translate from?

[IWasSentWest]

french toast

[Gaberax]

french toast

Oui, oui! Bon appetit!

[Maturins_Daughter]

Ooooo *thud on the forehead*

[IWasSentWest]

yeh i felt like an idiot once i figured it out. one of those that was right under the nose

[IWasSentWest]

gimme a little bit on this one, say thankya

[IWasSentWest]

acorn , ho! no, the ohlone

[IWasSentWest]

hint?

[Gaberax]

Let's see. Acorn is an oak seed. "Land ho!" is shouted by sailors, "Forward, ho!" is shouted by wagoneers. The Ohlone are a native American tribe.

I got nuttin...<_<

[IWasSentWest]

go with the sailor. and the acorn/oak....what you got

[Gaberax]

go with the sailor. and the acorn/oak....what you got

Oakland?

[IWasSentWest]

correctomundo

[Gaberax]

correctomundo

Ha! Get outta my head!!!! We are thinking on some sort of weird wavelength. This will make sense in time. ;)

[IWasSentWest]

haha spiritual connection man

[Gaberax]

A baby horse in an open wagon? No, primitive expression.

[Jon]

pony

[Gaberax]

pony

Nyet...baby horse

[Maturins_Daughter]

colt or foal?

[Gaberax]

colt or foal?

Foal is correct, in part. :dance:

[Maturins_Daughter]

ahhh foal cart / folk art

[Jon]

full of shit?

[Gaberax]

ahhh foal cart / folk art

Yes ma'am! You are correct!



full of shit?

Yes, sir! I am.

[Maturins_Daughter]

prisoner gorged? no, ensorcel

[Gaberax]

prisoner gorged? no, ensorcel

Captive ate/ captivate!

[Gaberax]

Assuming I am right...

Try a canard on the man who traffics in your stolen goods, with confidence, while removing shampoo from your hair? No, family protection

[Maturins_Daughter]

what the hell happens to my posts?!?!?! I responded and said "Cha!" and now it's gone... it's happened twice now... and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!!

Okay, maybe I am, because there's really nothing I can do about it. :(

But yes, you were correct, Gabe.

[Gaberax]

what the hell happens to my posts?!?!?! I responded and said "Cha!" and now it's gone... it's happened twice now... and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!!

Okay, maybe I am, because there's really nothing I can do about it. :(

But yes, you were correct, Gabe.

I keep losing my car keys, too. :P

[Gaberax]

Bumpus irregulus:

Try a canard on the man who traffics in your stolen goods, with confidence, while removing shampoo from your hair? No, family protection

[Maturins_Daughter]

something something rinse

LOL

[Gaberax]

something something rinse

LOL

Yes, you have that part. :clap:

Try a canard
on the man who traffics in your stolen goods
with confidence
while removing shampoo from your hair? RINSE
No, family protection

[Maturins_Daughter]

Lie
Fence
Sure
Rinse

Life Insurance

*falls over from the effort*

[IWasSentWest]

duck, smuggler, rinse. no friggin idea man

[IWasSentWest]

oh wow. totally over my head! hahaha

[Gaberax]

Lie
Fence
Sure
Rinse

Life Insurance

*falls over from the effort*

That's it! A fully-covered goose to you, my dear! :clap:

[Jon]

Good job, Bonnie!

[Maturins_Daughter]

Merry Bundy? No, party!

[IWasSentWest]

festive. al. festival?

[Maturins_Daughter]

You are correct!

[IWasSentWest]

yay! gimme a little bit please and thank you

[Jon]

That will cost you 1/2 goose Westie!

[IWasSentWest]

getting spanked on a bronco, the french? no, it's a southern thing

[Jon]

getting spanked on a bronco, the french? no, it's a southern thing


"getting spanked on a bronco"

This has nothing to do with the riddle's answer but it is a personal fantasy of mine!!

[IWasSentWest]

mmmmmmm tasty!

[Jon]

Ok...I'll try to pick one piece of this apart.

"The French" =Franks or Frank?

[IWasSentWest]

negative. it's reeeeeally simple, dont over think it

[Jon]

getting spanked on a bronco, the french? no, it's a southern thing


BUMP

[Gaberax]

Fried frog legs?

[IWasSentWest]

getting spanked (belt). bronco ( they buck). the french ( le is french for the). it's a southern thing (belt buckle

[Maturins_Daughter]

Hmmm I'm not sure that "it's a southern thing" would be a fair clue for belt buckle. People wear belt buckles all over the country. And even if you're talking about the huge western wear buckles, you see those in Montana and Wyoming as well as the south. Maybe "It's a western thing" would've been closer to the mark :)

[Jon]

Maybe the huge belt buckle is a "redneck" thing.

[IWasSentWest]

welll sooooo sorry. the clue still should've been enough!

[Maturins_Daughter]

Well, I didn't post all that to put you on the defensive. I was just saying that, for me, the clue wouldn't have given it to me. As a person who tries to create riddles, I take constructive criticism as just that..constructive.

Riddle on! :)

[IWasSentWest]

i was being a smartass! lol never take anything i say seriously, please haha

[Brice]

...including that??? :P

[Jon]

Well then...I'm offended... someone has to be!

[Gaberax]

We should not allow the Darling dog to post on the forum! No, a snack.

[Jon]

is "ban" involved? And is "Darling" capitalized purposefully, Wendy Gabe?

[Gaberax]

is "ban" involved? And is "Darling" capitalized purposefully, Wendy Gabe?

Ha! :evil: Methinks you have a line on the answer, Jon.

[IWasSentWest]

ban. nanna. banana

i'll give that one to jon, he had the line on that one

[Gaberax]

ban. nanna. banana

i'll give that one to jon, he had the line on that one

Yes, that is the answer, Westy.

Now how about:

One organ atop two organs. No? losing electrons.

[Maturins_Daughter]

eye on

ion

something along those lines?

[Gaberax]

eye on

ion

something along those lines?

Yais, "eye on" what?

[Maturins_Daughter]

All I can think of is ionization, but that makes no sense with the first part.

[Gaberax]

All I can think of is ionization, but that makes no sense with the first part.

You have it! Eye on Eyes. Ionize. :) :clap:

[IWasSentWest]

hahaha nice

[Maturins_Daughter]

Oh dear... :rofl:

[Maturins_Daughter]

Vehicle, good in French? No, Elemental.

[IWasSentWest]

car. bon. carbon

[Maturins_Daughter]

You got it, West!