Favorite movie quotes

[Girlystevedave]

Lonesome Dove
Gus: I told you what happened. It's accident she's even on this trip.
Clara: Oh? I never notice you having accidents with ugly girls.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Sundance: I'll go.
Butch: This is no time for bravery. I'll let you.

[Odetta]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"Really, you eat pieces of shit?"

Happy Gilmore

[DoctorDodge]

Tom: Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but...there's a chinese family in our bathroom.

(500) Days of Summer

[fernandito]

"Men get arrested .... dogs get put down."

-Watchmen

[darkwolf]

Great quote feverish!

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
"You forgot to say please."

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

[Merlin1958]

"Fredo, I know it was you. You broke my heart!!!"

Micheal Corleone, The Godfather II

[cozener]

"If you cannot say what you mean you will never mean what you say."

spoken by, the Man, Peter O'Toole in The Last Emperor. One of my favorite movie quotes and one that I've employed and will employ with my sons. Clever enough to keep one's attention with very simple, yet duo meanings.

Another one, because I was thinking of O'Toole, is from The Lion in Winter. Henry II on hope...

"I'm alive...and for all I know thats what hope is."

Boom. That says it all.

Of course, neither one of them can match "What are you doing with a gun in space?!" but at least they're a bit more useful in one's day to day life. :cool:

[fernandito]

"I am tired of Earth , of these people ... I'm tired of getting caught in the tangle of their lives."

-Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

[Girlystevedave]

Half Baked

Thurgood: I be from Jamaica
Sampson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood: Right near da beach.
:lol:

[Myste]

Ok... few good one's;

From Reservoir Dogs:
"Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.
[pause]
Mr. Pink: What, you got one?"

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From Pulp Fiction:
"Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage."

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From Jackie Brown:
"Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

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From The Terminator:
"The Terminator: Your clothes... give them to me, now."

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From Alien3:
"Ripley: This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?
Andrews: We have some carving knives in the abattoir, a few more in the mess hall. Some fire axes scattered about the place - nothing terribly formidable.
Ripley: That's all?
Andrews: We're on the honor system.
Ripley: Then we're fucked."

[ChristineB]

One of my all time favorites from Armaggedon:

"Until we get definitive, reliable, alternative confirmation we go to defcon 4." The general

Ok now that is confirmation!

[Lily-sai]

Fight Club:

- Oh I get it. It's very clever.
- Thank you.
- How's that workin' out for you?
- What?
- Being clever.
- Great.
- Keep it up then.

[fernandito]

"We may be through with the past ... but the past ain't through with us."

-Magnolia

[Odetta]

Ok... few good one's;


From Alien3:
"Ripley: This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?
Andrews: We have some carving knives in the abattoir, a few more in the mess hall. Some fire axes scattered about the place - nothing terribly formidable.
Ripley: That's all?
Andrews: We're on the honor system.
Ripley: Then we're fucked."

NO... You're fucked! ;)

[fernandito]

"Too bad they don't have a I'm Sorry Your Coach Just Got Crushed By Two Tons of Irony Hallmark-card."

-Dodgeball

[Lily-sai]

:lol:
I loved that.

[Woofer]

From Trespassers (not a very good movie, but this line made me snicker):

NOTE: The friend being referred to in this scene is gay.

Oblivious Slutty Girl: Your friend doesn't think much of me.
Oblivious Surfer Dude: Ah, don't take it personal.
Oblivious Slutty Girl: What about you?
Oblivious Surfer Dude: He's always liked me.

[Odetta]

"Too bad they don't have a I'm Sorry Your Coach Just Got Crushed By Two Tons of Irony Hallmark-card."

-Dodgeball

That's what I said

That's what I'm saying to YOU!

[Sickrose]

I have always liked

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." Goodfellas

[Seymour_Glass]

Albert Markovski: The interconnection thing is definitely for real.
Tommy Corn: It is! I didn't think it wasn't! It is!
Albert Markovski: I know, I can't believe it, it's so fantastic!
Tommy Corn: It's amazing!
Albert Markovski: I know.
Tommy Corn: But it's also nothing special.

- I <3 Huckabees

[darkwolf]

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!"-Leprechaun

[Sickrose]

Hardenberg: I admit that some of what you say is true, but I'm the wrong person to be blamed for. Yes, I've been playing the game but I didn't make up the rules.

Peter: It's not who invented the gun, man. It's who pulls the trigger.

From the Edukators.

[fernandito]

I have always liked

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." Goodfellas

:wub:

[Seymour_Glass]

"We may be through with the past ... but the past ain't through with us."

-Magnolia

"And no, it is ot dangerous to confuse children with angels!"

"If that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it."

[IWasSentWest]

1500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

men in black

[rosie real]

1500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

men in black

:clap:

[DoctorDodge]

"More Human Than Human" is our motto.

Blade Runner

Quite possibly one of the most brilliantly ironic quotes in film history.

[fernandito]

Ritchie : (claps) You want a ... drink , or something? To celebrate?
Frank : You got any holy water?

-American Gangster

[Mordred Deschain]

This goes out to Jon Blaze;


Sho’Nuff: Am I the meanest?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Well, who am I?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Who am I?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: I can’t hear you!
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!

[<ô> bango skank <ô>]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" JAWS

[pinkymcfatfat]

From The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f*cking amateurs...

and

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That f*cking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f*ck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[Savvy]

"Molly Molly Molly, good golly miss Molly!"
Always saying this but have no idea which film it was from:|

"Holy moly donut shop, tastes so good makes you wanna slap yo momma"
One of the friday movies.

"Whats that on the middle of your forehead?"
"It's the mark of Budda baby"
"More like the skidmark of Budda!"

I think that's from How High

[DoctorDodge]

Having just watched American Dad, I was suddenly reminded of the greatest quote in the entire history of Batman:

Bruce Wayne: YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!

Makes about as much sense as this - :nana: - and yet remains just as eternally awesome!

[Mars Eclipse]

Best quote known to man:
Spock: Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.
:thumbsup:

[Still Servant]

I use this quote all the time: This might be a spoiler if you haven't seen the film Taps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppMQ2Jvekfg

[Odetta]

Having just watched American Dad, I was suddenly reminded of the greatest quote in the entire history of Batman:

Bruce Wayne: YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!

Makes about as much sense as this - :nana: - and yet remains just as eternally awesome!

that is my fave from that movie as well! When he grabs the fire poker :cool:

Also... "I made you??? You made me first!"


"Let's Play!" - Desperado

[fernandito]

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

-The Joker, Batman :)

[Odetta]

"He stole my balloons!" - Joker

[DoctorDodge]

"Let's Play!" - Desperado

You know, i've been wondering where that's from, ever since watching Spaced (which has so many quotes from so many movies it's impossible to keep track sometimes). Another reason for me to watch Desperado in full some time soon!

And to add to the Batman quotage:

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Great when the Joker says it, but even better when Batman adds the "excuse me"!

[fernandito]

Adding to the Batman lurve :


"You ... are my number 1 ... GUUYYYYYY!!!"

"Don't forget, your lucky deck!"

"Look up into the sky, Jr. Birdman ! Haha! Missed me!"

[Sickrose]

I watched this tghe other day. This quote is piss funny:

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

[CrimsonMordred]

"Dog carcass on alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city's afraid of me, I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters, and gutters are full of blood. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. Then all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us' and I'll whisper 'no.'"

-Rorchach's Journal 10-12-1985

[fernandito]

"Dog carcass on alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city's afraid of me, I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters, and gutters are full of blood. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. Then all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us' and I'll whisper 'no.'"

-Rorchach's Journal 10-12-1985

"Men get arrested ... dogs get put down."

"From then on I knew , God doesn't make the world this way ... we do."

[Ste Letto]

In Batman Returns there is a scene where Christopher Walken wakes up, having been kidnapped by the Penguin. Walkens character cannot speak, although he keeps mouthing a silent scream. He is in a cave, with the Penguin, surrounded by penguins.

Danny Devito as the Penguin says "I believe the word you're looking for is "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

[Fall of Gilead]

For old time's sake.

Mac: I've got a score to settle.

Dillon: We've both got scores to settle.

- Predator

[Yaksha]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

[Odetta]

I'll continue...

"We're all gonna die"

[fernandito]

"Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick."

[Yaksha]

"I aint got time to bleed"

[Odetta]

anytime.....

[DoctorDodge]

The peak of Planet Terror, where it really begins to revel in its sheer awesome dumbness:

Abby: Wait! You killed Bin Laden?
Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
El Wray: So that was you.
Muldoon: Yeah...that was me.

The moment I heard Bin Laden's name mentioned, I began to laugh so hard, I thought my stomach would burst! Wonderfully stupid quotes don't come much better than that!

[Odetta]

From Canadian Bacon...

"Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!"

and

"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day. "

[Jean]

Neighbor who comes with a petition against the unspeakable Madame Gaderian: "She's gone too far this time, and we've got to do something about it. She does her washing up in the middle of the night and she whistles at the same time. Does a civilised person do that?"
(The Tenant)

[fernandito]

"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling."

-Inception

[boq]

-"Is 50 years a long time?"

-"I don't think so."



I've developed a real soft spot for A.I over the years.

[Brice]

It's a great film really.

[Heather19]

"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling."

-Inception

My newest favorite movie quote :huglove:


And I love A.I. I thought I was the only one :lol:

[Girlystevedave]

Knocked Up

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

[Sam]

Harvey (1950)

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

I just watched this film again and was reminded of just how good it really is.

[Jean]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/0134-bear.gif

[Brice]

"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling."

-Inception

My newest favorite movie quote :huglove:


And I love A.I. I thought I was the only one :lol:

I used to get stoned and loop it over and over on my dvd player.

[Mordred Deschain]

my favorite new movie quote:

"People said to Van Gogh...'Van Gogh you will not be a great artist!' Van Gogh said...'I can't hear you!'" -Steve Carrel, Dinner with Schmucks.

[Girlystevedave]

From one of the best movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

:rofl:

[beam*seeker]

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...

(the Matrix)

[Odetta]

"You smell like urine."
"A lot?"

Blades of Glory

[The Road Virus]

"You're not your fucking khakis" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[Yaksha]

This is one of my favorite quotes of all time

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that dies in a plane crash" Con Air

[beam*seeker]

"I'd fuck me." Silence of the Lambs

[Cook]

I'm sure this has already been posted, but it's definitely one of my top five.

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."

[beam*seeker]

Where did they teach you to talk like that, in some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. (as Good as it Gets)

[The Road Virus]

Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?

Is that a serious question?

No. (40 year old virgin, Steve Carrell at a clinic)

[SigTauGimp]

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Empire Records :wub:

[beam*seeker]

I'm a karate man--and karate mans bleed on the INSIDE." (Eddie Murphy in Trading Places)

[Fall of Gilead]

Jack:All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds and he just stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth! - Big Trouble in Little China

Just want to add, the commentary is one of my all-time faves of any movie. John Carpenter and Kurt Russell having a blast watching the film.

[mystima]

not sure if this one is on here or quoted already but i like this one.

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[fernandito]

not sure if this one is on here or quoted already but i like this one.

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Man I freakin' love that whole speech :lol:

[The Road Virus]

"Do you feel lucky punk... Well, do ya?"

[Fall of Gilead]

*facing the Tall Man*
Mike: ummmmmmmmm.... Oh shit. -Phantasm

[Iwritecode]

"They melvined Me"
- The Reaper (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey)

[fernandito]

"You're moving in reverse Tyrone, when you're moving in reverse things come up BEHIND you."

-Snatch

[sgc1999]

" Its not the age, Its the miles"--- Raiders of the lost ark
then in the last movie,
"Its not the miles, its the age.."----kingdom of the crystal skull

[beam*seeker]

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

(from Reservoir Dogs)

[DoctorDodge]

Fuck, what is it with that movie? Past few days, i find myself randomly thinking of cool quotes from it, the other day i turn on the tv to discover it's on, and now a quote from it pops up on this board from a member who's isn't british, and therefore wouldn't have been reminded of it by watching it on 5 the other night. Funny how movies seem to pop back up like that every now and again. I definitely need to get the blu-ray asap, that's for sure.

Ok, enough of my babbling, here's one of my favourite quotes from the film:

Mr. Orange: Now I'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags, I gotta take a piss....So i walk into the men's room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German shepherd.

[mystima]

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
Elizabeth: Very well. I'll drop it.
[dangles medallion over the sea]
Barbossa: Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
Elizabeth: It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England .
Barbossa: Did ya, now?
Elizabeth: Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.
[it drops a bit, the pirates lunge forward]
Barbossa: No! Ah.
[chuckles]
Barbossa: You have a name, Missy?
Elizabeth: Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.
Barbossa: Miss Turner...?
[turns to face the pirates]
Pintel: Bootstrap.
Barbossa: And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom, perhaps?
Elizabeth: I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.
Barbossa: Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.
Elizabeth: [she hands it over] Our bargain?
[Barbossa walks away from her]
Bo'sun: Still the guns and stow 'em, Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.
Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren...
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Will Turner: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa: Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
The Crew: Aye.
Barbossa: So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

[Merlin1958]

not sure if this one is on here or quoted already but i like this one.

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Great quote!!! I always get a bit misty when Randy Quaid dives into the "Alien Device". Not exactly sure why, but a great flick!!!!!

[Iwritecode]

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

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Peter Gibbons: I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

[mystima]

I love Office Space for more than one reason. When my husband used to work in the office he would tell me stories about the place and then watched the movie and would tell me that is exactly what it was like.

and this-"Where my stapler?"

[Fall of Gilead]

Yes!! Office Space!

[DoctorDodge]

Due to having recently re-watched the film and discussing it heavily with not just alkanto but also Jean, my obsession with quoting Withnail & I has been truly reawakened:

I: Ask him if he's got any pheasants.
Withnail: Why?
I: So we can eat it!

[Jean]

There's a man on the mountain. Why he's up there fuck knows. But he's up there with a leg in polythene. You can't miss him. He's your man.

[DoctorDodge]

My wife is having a baby!

[Jean]

Don't threaten me with a dead fish.

[DoctorDodge]

How do we make it die?

You gotta love a film where there's somehow perfectly acceptable reasons for these quotes to be made!

[Jean]

Have another look in that shed. Find anything. If you can't find anything, bring in the shed.

[DoctorDodge]

Here's one me and Pond love to quote:

"You got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?"
"Coffee."

[alkanto]

"I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder!"

I think we could quote the entire movie before we are done here :lol:

[fernandito]

Jim Gordon : "We were in this together ... and then you were gone ... "

-The Dark Knight Rises
:D

[mystima]

"Not my daughter you BITCH!!!"-Molly Weasley

[DoctorDodge]

"Not my daughter you BITCH!!!"-Molly Weasley

I think the entire audience cheered at that line! Definitely a classic movie moment for the cinema! Anyway, just to quote my favourite film once more:

As a youth, I used to weep in butcher's shops!

[Ricky]

DD, you might save some time in the future if you just typed out the entire script. :lol:

[DoctorDodge]

But then, how would bears and Pond be able to join in? :P

[alkanto]

But then, how would bears and Pond be able to join in? :P

exactly! :lol:

I mean, my life wouldn't be complete if I couldn't share such quotes as

"Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
I: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
I: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?"

with the world!

[DoctorDodge]

:lol: God, I was just thinking of posting that! That's probably one of my top hundred quotes for that movie! :lol:

Another of course being,

"I fuck arses"? Who fucks arses?....Maybe he fucks arses!

[alkanto]

Except after watching your video on youtube, I can't help but picture the Master from the TV movie every time I head that line! :rofl:

[Jean]

YOU TWO - STOP IT NOW, or I'll have to go watch it again, and surely I must have a life some time?

[DoctorDodge]

Shutting up now, Jean!

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[Jean]

now you can proceed. I have just recorded W&I to a CD and hid it where I can't get it without effort inconceivable in such weather.

my own quote for today (it was in my signature last Halloween, but I didn't post it here)

At what precise moment does an individual stop being who he thinks he is? Cut off my arm. I say, "Me and my arm." You cut off my other arm. I say, "Me and my two arms." You take out my stomach, my kidneys, assuming that were possible... And I say, "Me and my intestines."
And now, if you cut off my head... would I say, "Me and my head" or "Me and my body"?
What right has my head to call itself me?
What right?
The Tenant

[DoctorDodge]

"We want...cake and tea. Cake, and fine wine!"

After reading so much about cake in the Donut etc thread, I just had to post this quote! :lol:

[Jean]

I will never be able to come to a tea shop (when in London) again without thinking of this. The consequences are hard to predict.

[DoctorDodge]

Seeing Withnail & I is also what made me reluctant to see another Harry Potter film at the cinema again. It's hard to see Richard Griffith now playing an uncle without feeling compelled to shout, "MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!" Not the best choice of words to use for a family film!

[alkanto]

I was thinking the same thing...luckily, Uncle Vernon wasn't in the final film. You see, it's rewatching the old ones that will be problematic in the near future... :lol:

[Jean]

DD, I am just going to die!!!!!

"What's in the shed?"
"I don't know, it's locked"
"Why is it locked?"
"I don't know, it's always been locked"

[mystima]

"You've got red on you."

[Jean]

Dogs can look up!

[DoctorDodge]

"Do you want anything from the shop?"
"Cornetto."

[mystima]

"David, kill the Queen!"
"What?"
"The Jukebox!"

[DoctorDodge]

"Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

[Odetta]

"Why are you screaming?"
"Because I'm frightened!"
"Of what?"
(pause)
"Screaming!"

[DoctorDodge]

"Shut it, Love Actually!"

[Jean]

Come and get it! It's a running buffet!

[mystima]

"He's not my Girlfriend!"
"here ya go"
"thanks babe"

[Merlin1958]

"Dying ain't much of a livin', boy"

The Outlaw Josey Wales


Great flick!!!

[mystima]

anyone like the great John Wayne.

"That would cause me great annoyance and displeasure."
"Well, son, since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learned to respect your betters."

[mystima]

Captain America quotes that were funny.

"I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."

"Cut off one head, two more shall take its place."
"Let's go find two more!"

[Odetta]

"Old MacDonald had a farm, EIEIO... And on that farm he shot some guys, EIEIO"

The Usual Suspects

[pathoftheturtle]

"I'm gonna give you nine pies. One for each day."

Defending Your Life

[pathoftheturtle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqapYhETCoM

[fernandito]

"I need you to tell me that you are, and always have been a false prophet... and that God is a superstition."

-Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood.

[webstar1000]

"Mister Anderson... welcome back... we've missed you"

[Stockerlone]

Sean Connery-Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Gert Fröbe-Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

[fearless-freak]

ITS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN, FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

Charlie Sheen: Platoon

[Tommy]

"When you have done something unforgivable, I'll tell you exactly what to do. You forgive yourself. "

Dr. Littauer

House of Games
1987

[fearless-freak]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

Rauol Duke

a friend of mine declared that will be on my tombstone

[Tommy]

"The World's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it?"

Uncle Charlie

Shadow of a Doubt
1943

[fearless-freak]

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.

Willard: Apocalypse Now!

[skyofcrack]

Doc Brown: "No. It's not possible for you to be here. I just sent you back to the future."
Marty McFly: "That's right, Doc. You did send me back to the future but I'm back. I'm back from the future."
Doc Brown: "Great Scott!"

[amd013]

The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.


From Unforgiven 1992

[Tommy]

"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"

Narrator

The Beast of Yucca Flats
1961

[fernandito]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

Rauol Duke



And I realize that myyyy NAMEISNOTONTHATLIST

BUT WE MUST HAVE THAT SUITE

YES, WE MUST HAVE THAT SUITE

Now, what's the score here? What comes next?

[chucknbuck]

"Do you think the Pope could give Pauline an abortion?"

Saturday Night Fever
Danny's friend asks Danny's brother, a former priest, this wonderful question.

[fernandito]

The movie itself is kinda meh but this scene with Apocalypse is so fucking cool thanks to Oscar Isaac's delivery -

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