Favorite movie quotes

[ZoNeSeeK]

"Fuckabees!" - I Heart Huckabees

[obscurejude]

Beep! Beep! Richie!:lol:

[Will]

"Fuckabees!" - I Heart Huckabees

"God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?"
"I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good."

[Dud-a-chum?]

"You don't trust me, Frank?"
"No, I don't trust ya."
"Go fuck yourself!"
"Fuck you!"


Anyone care to guess what film that is from?

[fernandito]

If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.


-Pulp Fiction

[ZoNeSeeK]

"Fuckabees!" - I Heart Huckabees

"God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?"
"I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good."

Hehe :)

Hey will, that beach in the photo in your sig is a 20 min drive away from where I live :)

[Malficeus]

Heartbreak Ridge: Just because we're holding hands doesnt mean we'll have warm showers with each other in the wee hours of the morning.

Die Hard - yippe kay yay mother fucker

[Storyslinger]

Born in Lust, turn to Dust.
Born in Sin, come on In.

~Storm of the Century

[fernandito]

"Let me watch your figure for you."

-Goodfellas

[Ruthful]

If I wasn't a crossdressing, Irish terrorist, would you marry me?

Fuck no!

-Breakfast on Pluto

[fernandito]

"I'm going to rip your b's off!!
His b's?
HIS B'S SISTA! HIS HAIRY STINKING B'S!"


"Shy-en is real. I've seen it, touched it, kissed it...but I didn't french kiss it!"


"Imma give yo' ass a ticket when I come back!"


"How many times do I got to say it? I'm sorry Lee, I'm sorry I ran you over! Damn."

"Can I get some cafilta fish and some exlax please!"

"Now I will never know what it is to be an American. I will never know what it's like to kill for no reason."

RUSH HOUR 3. :D

[Fall of Gilead]

"It's all true. God is an astronaut, Oz is over the rainbow and Midian is where the monsters live." - Nightbreed

[sarah]

[/URL]some Orange County Quotes:

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004988/"]Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001475/): Lance, I want you to stay in your room.
Lance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/): Why?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004988/): Because you're an embarrassment.
Lance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/): OK!


Lance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/): Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!


Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004988/): What are you doing lying there?
Lance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/): Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

Cindy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001573/): So I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?

[fernandito]

As I walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the General saying what we should do , and what not to do. And Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But suddenly I viddied, that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the omny ones used like, inspiration and what Bog sends, for now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

-A Clockwork Orange :D

[ZoNeSeeK]

No Country For Old Men

Anton Chigurh: [indicating bag of cashews] How much?
Gas Station Proprietor: Sixty-nine cent.
Anton Chigurh: This. And the gas.
Gas Station Proprietor: Y'all gettin' any rain up your way?
Anton Chigurh: What way would that be?
Gas Station Proprietor: I seen you was from Dallas.
Anton Chigurh: What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't mean nothin' by it.
Anton Chigurh: Didn't mean nothin'.
Gas Station Proprietor: I was just passin' the time.
Anton Chigurh: Just passin' the time.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well sir I apologize. If you don't wanna accept that I don't know what else to do for you. Will there be something else?
Anton Chigurh: I don't know. Will there?
Gas Station Proprietor: Is somethin' wrong?
Anton Chigurh: With what?
Gas Station Proprietor: With anything?
Anton Chigurh: Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
Gas Station Proprietor: Will there be anything else?
Anton Chigurh: You already asked me that.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well... I need to see about closin'.
Anton Chigurh: See about closing.
Gas Station Proprietor: Yessir.
Anton Chigurh: What time do you close?
Gas Station Proprietor: Now. We close now.
Anton Chigurh: Now is not a time. What time do you close?

[fernandito]

Harry: Genius Lloyd, sheer genius. Where did you come up with a scam like that?
Lloyd : Saw it in a movie once.
Harry: Hm, so what happens, the guy tricks some sucker into picking up his check and gets away with it scott-free?
Lloyd: No, in the movie, they catch up to him half a mile down the road and then slid his throat. It was a good one!


-Dumb & Dumber

[ZoNeSeeK]

"Are the lambs still screaming, Clarice?" - Silence of the Lambs

[Girlystevedave]

Customer: "Cute cat. What's it's name?"
Randall: "Annoying Customer."
*CLERKS

[Kevin]

Not exactly a movie, but better.

Bartlet: [standing in the National Cathedral smoking a cigarette, and talking to God about Mrs. Landingham] You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn't even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, domine (I give thanks to you, O Lord). Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we're not fighting a war, I've raised three children... that's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! (Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you) You get Hoynes!

I :wub: The West Wing.

[LadyHitchhiker]

"Do not go in there! WHOOOO!" -- Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Detective

"You can do eet. You can do eet all night long!" -- Rob Schneider, (sp.?) Waterboy and other various movies

And I agree with the beep beep richie!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
-- Billy Madison

[fernandito]

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
-- Billy Madison

Well a simple NO would of done just fine, but...

[HanzouNorak]

20,000 leagues under the sea, the Walt Disney version. And contray to what Disney might be today, its not a bloody kids movie!

Professer Aronnax:"I can hardly believe it, why such a secret could revolutionize the world-"
Nemo:"-or destroy it."
Refering to nuclear energy.
another one,
Nemo:"You place an absurd value of the cheapest of human commodoties." Refering to treasure.
This one has a place in my heart:
Aronnax: "What is in those sacks they are carrying?"
Nemo:"Phosphates and nitrates, ingredients for gunpowder, the seeds of war. They're loading a full cargo of death, and when that ship takes it home the world will die alittle more."
Said during an observation of a slave camp.

[Girlystevedave]

The Good Girl:
After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse at the light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head, and you better think 'em. Has a special fate been calling you, and you're not listening? Is there a secret message in front of you, and you're not reading it? Is this your last best chance? Are you gonna take it? Or are you going to the grave with un-lived lives in your veins?

[Mordred Deschain]

Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "

and

Vizzini: "IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!"
Man in Black: "Then make your choice. "
Vizzini: "I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? "
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: "What? Where? I don't see anything."
Vizzini: "Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: "You guessed wrong. "
Vizzini: "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "
[Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]

[Odetta]

"Everything was fine until 'dickless' here shut of the containment grid."
"Is this true?"
"Yes... this man has no dick."


"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'YES!'"


-Ghostbusters

[Mordred Deschain]

Love that too!!

[jayson]

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" - Reservoir Dogs [Mr. White to Mr. Blonde]

[Odetta]

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"
"Because you're a faggot, alright?"

[jayson]

my fav O, except i believe it's "bc you're a fucking faggot..."

another great one in that is madsen to keitel "are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

[Odetta]

my fav O, except i believe it's "bc you're a fucking faggot..."


you're right, my bad. my fave line, regardless

[jayson]

no harm, no foul. i def knew which line you meant and that's all that matters.

[SON-OF-WAYNE]

Irish Gangster---"Dont worry lads, he's only got six shots, he cant get all of us.
Vince Vaughn---"That may be true, but how bout I pump all six shots into you and make sure your dead."

<MADE>

[Telynn]

"Just bury us in the garden with the stupid lion." Second Hand Lions

[Woofer]

Like Airplane!, Caddyshack has a lot of quotable lines:

Carl Spackler: Gunga galunga. Gunga gungala gunga.
(I had a shirt airbrushed with that back in '81.)

Lou Loomis: Pick up that blood!

Lacey Underall: I like skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid...

Al Czervik: You must've been something else before electricity.

Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper: Must be quite a change from dreary old Manhattan.
Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.

Al Czervik: I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

[Odetta]

"what's wrong with being sexy?"
"Sex-IST!"

-This is Spinal Tap

[Woofer]

"Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."

[Odetta]

"Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."

:lol:
I was gonna put that on, too... I'm glad you did!

[fernandito]

"Why don't you just make 10 the highest and put them all on 10?
.....these go up to 11"

[jayson]

"There's a fine line between clever and stupid" - Spinal Tap

[fernandito]

"What we have here, is a monumental artifact in danger of being squashed by a dwarf"

[jayson]

"So, are we going to play Stonehenge tomorrow night?"

[Odetta]

Shit Sandwich

[jayson]

"This one's not meant to be played. Listen to that sustain... No! Don't touch it! Just listen."

[Odetta]

So, you feel like a preserved moose onstage?

[jayson]

NIGEL - It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.

MARTY - It's very nice.

NIGEL - You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

MARTY - What do you call this?

NIGEL - Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[jayson]

and of course the review which read...

....'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'

[fernandito]

"HELLO CLEAVELAND!!
HELLO CLEAVELAND!!!"

[Girlystevedave]

"When this baby hits 88, you're gonna see some serious shit."
Doc to Marty/ Back to the Future

[Brice]

Veronica's Dad: Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Veronica Sawyer: Because you're an idiot.
Veronica's Dad: Oh yeah, that's it.

[Odetta]

NIGEL - It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.

MARTY - It's very nice.

NIGEL - You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

MARTY - What do you call this?

NIGEL - Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

this may sound silly, but I actually learned how to play his little song on the piano!

[jayson]

NIGEL - It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.

MARTY - It's very nice.

NIGEL - You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

MARTY - What do you call this?

NIGEL - Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

this may sound silly, but I actually learned how to play his little song on the piano!

not silly at all, very cool!

[Odetta]

I'm such a Spinal Tap nerd!

[jayson]

I'm such a Spinal Tap nerd!

same here. it's hard to not play "Gimme Some Money" when I get my guitar in my hands

[fernandito]

I wish I could remember that whole part about that cricket-bat looking thing that the manager has, when he hits the t.v and it practically blows up. :rofl:

[Odetta]

*starts singing 'all the way home'*

[Girlystevedave]

There's a scene in Kingpin I like:
Woody Harrelson is flossing his teeth when Randy Quaid walks in:
Randy Quaid: "What are you doing Mr Munson?"
Woody Harrelson: "Flossin' "
Randy Quaid looks confused. "Flossin'? Where did I get Munson from?"

[Odetta]

I love Kingpin!

"I hope you rot in hell you loser! You SUCK!"

[Girlystevedave]

That movie has so many good quotes in it.

[Girlystevedave]

Goodfellas:
"Paulie may have moved slow, but that's because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody"

[TerribleT]

Take this job and SHOVEL it!!!
Sandra Bullock in Demolition man.

[fernandito]

"I want my money, TODAY-
TODAY-
You got it-
TODAY-
I'll pay-
TODAY!"


-Goodfellas

[Girlystevedave]

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Anchorman

I can't help but quote this every time I sound unsure about something.

[fernandito]

"The human torch was denied a bank loan"

"I'm going to punch you right in the ovaries"

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!!"

[Girlystevedave]

"You ate the entire wheel of cheese and you pooped in the refrigerator? I'm not even mad. I'm quite impressed."

[fernandito]

"They've done studies you know, %60 percent of the time it works, every time"

"Brian I'm going to b e honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline"

"Smells like bigfoots dick!!'

"Adios numero 2"

[Girlystevedave]

"it smells like a turd with burnt hair on it."

[fernandito]

"Desire smells like that to some people"

"Ah, my arm hurts because I did so many"

"Como estan, beetches?!"

"Okay gentlemen, before we begin, let's go over some ground rules : No touching of the hair or face....and that's it!"

[Girlystevedave]

"I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. Hell of the thing is, the damn thin was still alive. So now I have a shit covered squirrel in my office and I don't know what to do with it."
Brick: "Oh, I think I ate your chocolate covered squirrel."

[fernandito]

"Well if you were a man I'd punch you, right in the mouth!"

"You look really nice today, perhaps don't wear a bra next time"

"HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON! HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!"

[Odetta]

"it smells like a diaper full of Indian food"

[MonteGss]

"I gotta learn karate, that's it!"
"You took karate!"
"No, not at, not at the Y, a good school."
"Fighting doesn't solve anything."
"Yeah, well neither do palm trees Mom."

:D

[fernandito]

"Nothing, not a fucking trace. No blood. No bodies. We hit nothing."


-P R E D A T O R

[obscurejude]

"Hey Kid, I'm a computer."

GI Joe PSA spoof

[walterodim]

''How can you trust a man who can't even trust his own pants?'' --Henry Fonda in Once upon a time in the west--

about a guy who wears both suspenders and belts

[Matt]

:lol:

I like that last one.

Bruce said something in the newest diehard movie that I thought was funny as hell, can't remember it.

We watched again last night and that kid is Eddie to a tee imo

[walterodim]

you mean Justin Long?

[fernandito]

''How can you trust a man who can't even trust his own pants?'' --Henry Fonda in Once upon a time in the west--

about a guy who wears both suspenders and belts

"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Hehe, well looks like we're, looks like we're shy one horse"
"(shakes head) You brought two too many"


One of the best movies ever made :thumbsup:

[Chooch]

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother-f--ker, mother-f--ker!" - Pulp Fiction
"Pretty please, with sugar on it, clean the f--king car!" - Pulp Fiction


"...hmmm, that's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10." -Pulp Fiction :D

Say "What" one more fuckin' time !!

[fernandito]

Get down on the floor face down!
(thump,thump)
Down on the floor now!
(thump,thump)
Okay drop him!


-T2

[Odetta]

Get down on the floor face down!
(thump,thump)
Down on the floor now!
(thump,thump)
Okay drop him!


-T2

sounds like my first date! :nana:

[Storyslinger]

Get down on the floor face down!
(thump,thump)
Down on the floor now!
(thump,thump)
Okay drop him!


-T2

sounds like my first date! :nana:

:rofl:

[fernandito]

I don't get it.

[Odetta]

It's OK, feev *pats back*


Here... I'll post something...
"It's OK... I'm a limo driver!" - Dumb and Dumber

[fernandito]

There's two of them, one of them has a gun
Did you pay the gas bill?
...
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??
I'm sorry, I say we bail!
.....ok!

[IWasSentWest]

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc. - batty

any line from blade runner is easily an awesome quote

[fernandito]

Choppers' coming in!
It's him.

-T2

[Odetta]

"Wolfie's just fine, dear... Wolfie's fine."

[TerribleT]

REDRUM!!!!!!

I'll get you my pretty, you and your little fucking dog too!!!

[fernandito]

"Wolfie's just fine, dear... Wolfie's fine."

Have you seen the deleted scenes? In the uncut version, after the T-1000 switches back to his default form, they show him going out into the yard, and after disposing of the pooch (tear) he yanks off his chain and holds it up to read the actual name on the tag : Max.

[TerribleT]

"Wolfie's just fine, dear... Wolfie's fine."

Have you seen the deleted scenes? In the uncut version, after the T-1000 switches back to his default form, they show him going out into the yard, and after disposing of the pooch (tear) he yanks off his chain and holds it up to read the actual name on the tag : Max.

Yeah, good scene, huh?

[Odetta]

:) I remember that!
I wish I remembered the line where Sarah is ready to kill Tyson and she's talking about how he's a man and only knows about death and destruction... doesn't know what it's like to have a baby growing inside you and JOhn says something about being more constructive or something!

[fernandito]

How were you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...

Mom.

...and destruction...

Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay? We still have to stop this from happening don't we?

[Odetta]

How were you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...

Mom.

...and destruction...

Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay? We still have to stop this from happening don't we?

YES!!!!

and THAT... my darling, is why I still have a cam still hidden somewhere in your bedroom! :ninja:

[jayson]

"This is information retrieval not information dispersal." - Jack Lint [Michael Palin] in Brazil [in my all time top 3 movies]

[fernandito]

Awww shucks :wub:

[Girlystevedave]

I watched Nothing to Lose on tv the other night. I alwys like the part where Tim Robbins has the spider on his head.

Martin Lawrence: "You've got a spider on your head."
Tim Robbins: "Look, I'm not down with all this jive, homeboy talk. If you've got something to say, just say it."
Martin Lawrence: "You've got a spider on your head."

:lol:

[fernandito]

Dumb & Dumber :

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."
---
"When I saw her, I got that old romantic feeling...where I'd do anything to bone her."
"That's a special feeling , Lloyd."
"Yeah"
---
"I can't believe we have driven around all day and there is not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"
"Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week!"

[jemaher]

Animal House

"do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

has anybody seen deliverance if so you may know about this part of the movie

WARNING NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man: Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy. (To Ed - at knifepoint) You ever had your b---s cut off, you f--kin' ape? Looky there, that's sharp. Bet it would shave a hair.
Toothless Man: Why don't you try it and see? (To Bobby) Take off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. (To Mountain Man) Did he bleed?
Mountain Man: He bled. (To Bobby) Them panties. Take 'em off. (After attacking him) Hey boy, you look just like a hog....(Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind) Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[HanzouNorak]

Clue
Col. Mustard:Ok am i right thinking there is nobody else in the house?
Wadsworth:No.
Col. Mustard:So there is someone here?
Wadsworth:Sorry I said no meaning yes.
Col. Mustard: No meaning yes? Ok i want a straight answer yes or no?
Wadsworth:No.
Col. Mustard:No there is? Or no there isn't?
Wadsworth:Yes.
Ms. White:*smashes a glass against the fireplace* PLEASE! *they all look at her* Shouldn't we get the man outta the house before he finds out whats been going on here!
Ms. Scarlet: Yea- Prof. Plum: How can we throw him outside in this weather-
Ms. Scarlet:If we let him stay in the house he may get suspicious- Prof. Plum: If we throw him out he may get even more suspicious!
Col. Mustard:If i were him i'd be suspicious already.
Mrs. Peacock: (yelling) Oh Who cares that guy doesn't matter! Let him stay! Locked up for another half an hour! The police will be here by then and theres two dead bodies in the STUDY!
Everyone else:SHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Col. Mustard: Well theres still some confusion as to wether or not theres somebody else in this house!
Wadsworth:I told you there isn't.
Col. Mustard:There isn't any confusion or there isn't anybody else?
Wadsworth: Ether! or both!
Col. Mustard: Can you just give me a straight answer?
Wadsworth: Certainly, now what was the question?- Col. Mustard: IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE?
Everyone: NO!

[Odetta]

Clue
Col. Mustard:Ok am i right thinking there is nobody else in the house?
Wadsworth:No.
Col. Mustard:So there is someone here?
Wadsworth:Sorry I said no meaning yes.
Col. Mustard: No meaning yes? Ok i want a straight answer yes or no?
Wadsworth:No.
Col. Mustard:No there is? Or no there isn't?
Wadsworth:yes
Ms. White:*smashes a glass against the fireplace* PLEASE! *they all look at her* Shouldn't we get the man outt the house before he finds out whats been going on here!
Ms. Scarlet: Yea- Prof. Plum: How can we throw him outside in this weather-
Ms. Scarlet:If we let him stay in the house he may get suspicious- Prof. Plum: If we throw him out he may get even more suspicious!
Col. Mustard:if i were him i'd be suspicious already.
Mrs. Peacock: (yelling) Oh Who cares that guy doesn't matter! Let him stay! Locked up for another half an hour! The police will be here by then and theres two dead bodies in the STUDY!
Everyone else:SHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Col. Mustard: well theres still some confusion as to wether or not theres somebody else in this house!
Wadsworth:I told you there isn't.
Col. Mustard:There isn't any confusion or there isn't anybody else?
Wadsworth: Ether! or both!
Col. Mustard: Can you just give me a straight answer?
Wadsworth: Certainly, now what was the question?- Col. Mustard: IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE?
Everyone: NO!

that's so funny you posted that... my 7 year old can quote that entire scene!

another from Clue...
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's RIGHT!"

[Girlystevedave]

Return Of The Jedi
Luke: "This is your last chance Jabba. Free us or die."

(hey, he warned him)

[bergy81]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/bergy81/armyofdarknesss-mart.jpg

[Storyslinger]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/bergy81/armyofdarknesss-mart.jpg

Awesome :clap:

[Odetta]

oooh! Ash quotes! I wanna play!

"Hail to the king, baby!"
and my personal favorite that I say a lot...
"I'm through being their garbage-boy!"

[ZoNeSeeK]

/me falls asleep

[bergy81]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/bergy81/boomstick-1.jpg

[Ruki]

i don't know what movie it's from, the thing that tells you what you're watching was wiped out because of a storm. if you know tell me because omg that was awesome!

"i’ll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt. and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. forever."

[fernandito]

"i’ll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt. and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. forever."

It's where those two kids are chatting with that one lady, right? :)

The movie is called Me, You, and Everyone We Know.

[Ruki]

:) thank you! i need to buy that right away.

[Fall of Gilead]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop

[fernandito]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop

I fucking love that movie.
---
"Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."

"...Oh, and my softball coach, Frank - he's a lot better than you too.
That's great , do you know someone whos not better than me?
...I don't know that many people."

"SHUT UPPPP!!!!!!"

"He's a caca-poo-poo." :rofl:


<--- Easiliy amused

[Fall of Gilead]

:rock:

"Hey! Hey you! Hey Christmas tree!" - The Running Man

[bergy81]

"You've had your whole FUCKING LIFE to think things over, what's a few more minutes gonna do you now?"-Jack Nicholson

[fernandito]

Payback

"Look, how much is this guy Carter worth to you?"
"Why?"
"Because either you give me the money, or I'll kill Carter"
"Are you threatening me?"
"I'm not threatening you I'm threatening Carter"

The Matrix : Reloaded

It is purpose that created.
Purpose that connects us-
that pulls us-
that drives us-
that guides us!
It purpose that defines us.
Purpose that binds us.
We are here because of you Mr. Anderson, we are here to take from you what you tried to take from us- PURPOSE.

[Storyslinger]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

[Merlin1958]

"Dying ain't much of a living .....Boy"

[Odetta]

"I'm Ricky Bobby... If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you!" - Talladega Nights

[Girlystevedave]

I love the kids in that movie:

"Anarchy! Anarchy!"

"I don't know what it means, but I love it!"

And the one I use when I sit down to eat: "It sure does look delicious."

[Odetta]

"I piss excellence!"

[bergy81]

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[Girlystevedave]

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! "

[bergy81]

"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!" :lol:

[Girlystevedave]

And I love this one too:

"Son, one day all of this will be yours." (waves his arm in the air)

"What? The curtains?"

[Odetta]

"All I said was this halibut is good enough for Jehovah!" - Life of Brian

[Girlystevedave]

"I want to have a baby."

"What are you gonna do? Keep it in a box?"

[Odetta]

"I wish to be called... Loretta."

[jayson]

"Crucifiction?"
"No, freedom please?"

[obscurejude]

"How exactly does one 'suck a fuck' Samantha?"

Donnie Darko

[fernandito]

"When you have to shoot - shoot - don't talk.

The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

[Fall of Gilead]

Sorry if this is a repeat but I saw it last night, so...

Dutch: What the hell are you?
Predator: What.... the hell...... are you?

[Odetta]

Never, EVER apologize for posting Predator quotes!


"anytime...

[Girlystevedave]

A quote I use a lot, from Dogma:
God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus.

[fernandito]

Sorry if this is a repeat but I saw it last night, so...

Dutch: What the hell are you?
Predator: What.... the hell...... are you?


Never, EVER apologize for posting Predator quotes!


Damn straight!


"Dutch! On your 9!"

"Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick!
You're hit! You're bleeding man!
I ain't got time to bleed
....Oh, ok... (blast, blast, blast)...got time to duck"?

"Do you really think this boyscout bullshit is gonna work?"

[Fall of Gilead]

"This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

[Mark]

"King of the castle, king of the castle! do this, do that!"- Borat
"NEVER GET THIS"- Borat

[fernandito]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

"Nothing. Not a fucking trace. No blood, no bodies, we hit nothing."

"Come on in fuckers, ole' painless is waiting."

[Fall of Gilead]

"Long tall Sally, she real sweet! She got everything that Uncle John needs! Gonna have me some fun.... gonna have me some fun tonight.... gonna have me some fun..."

[Odetta]

"We're all gonna die."

[fernandito]

"I'm scared Poncho.
Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
There's something out there waiting for us...and it ain't no man."

[Fall of Gilead]

Mac: I got a score to settle.
Dillon: We both got scores to settle.

[alinda]

You talking to me? Taxi Driver

[bergy81]

Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?-Michael Corleone

[Girlystevedave]

From The Good Girl
(A quote I think of most days while dealing with the public)

Justine: "I'm beginning to see why maniacs get shotguns and kill people"
Holden: "Maybe you're a maniac."
Justine: "Maybe so."

[bergy81]

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/flame_eagle/hal.jpg

[Storyslinger]

Gallian: You have no idea... how powerful madness can be.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

[Odetta]

"Suck me sideways"

[Arthur Heath]

"I'll be your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday

[fernandito]

"I'll be I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday

There ya go :)

[Mordred Deschain]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

[fernandito]

"Nice hair cut, coach! Did you lose the bet?"


-D2 : The Mighty Ducks

[Odetta]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

ooh! Ghostbusters!
"EVerything was going fine until 'dickless' here, shut off the containment grid."
"Is this true?"
"Yes... it's true... this man has no dick."

[Mark]

"Nice hair cut, coach! Did you lose the bet?"


-D2 : The Mighty Ducks

Jesus i haven't watched that film in years...

Anyway, one of my favourite quotes is from anchorman when they're talking about Brians colonge (sic)
Brian: It's called sex panther, by Odeon *panther purr* It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
Ron: It's quite pungent
Brian: Oh yeah
Ron:It's a formidable scent... Stings the nostrils, in a good way.
Brian: they've done studies you know? 60% of the time it works, everytime 8)

[Girlystevedave]

"I must say, it smells like pure gasoline."

[Odetta]

"Smells like a diaper full of Indian food"

[susie]

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -heathers

[ZoNeSeeK]

"I have a tiny dick, its pathetic" - True Lies

[jayson]

God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

[fernandito]

You saw my post in the IRL movie quotes thread, huh? :lol:


"How can you shoot women, and children?
Easy! You just don't lead em so much! Ain't war hell? Hahaha!!"

[ZoNeSeeK]

Linda Freeman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): Have you ever had an orgasm, Alex?
Alex Hughes (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000614/): It has been known.
Linda Freeman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): It sounds like an inferior version of what I feel when I have a mouthful of snow.
[Shoves some into her mouth]

(from Snow Cake)

[ZoNeSeeK]

Cheese (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1346230/): Bitches love the cheddar.

(from Gone Baby Gone)

[fernandito]

Were you gonna die alone?


-The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly.

[Telynn]

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. "

Ironman

[HanzouNorak]

"You see, there are two kinds of people in this world, the ones with loaded guns, and the ones who dig. You dig."

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.

[fernandito]

"You see, there are two kinds of people in this world, the ones with loaded guns, and the ones who dig. You dig."

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.

-Where?
-(motions him)
-Unk--....Unk--....Theres no name on it!
- There's no name here either. You see that's what Bill Carson told me - it's the grave marked "Unknown" right beside Arch Stanton.

[devo133]

"He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!"

[Erin]

I watched The Girl Next Door last night. I had forgotten how much I liked the movie and how many funny lines there are in it.

"Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!"

"Eli, I like this girl."
"And you can still like her...with your penis inside of her".

[OchrisO]

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.



and of course.....

Walter: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

[fernandito]

"The truth is... I am Iron Man."

[Girlystevedave]

A movie I can't get sick of: Forrest Gump. I watched it yesterday, and one of my favorite lines is:
Jenny: Forrest, why are you so good to me?
Forrest: You're my girl.


(It's one of the sweetest lines ever :blush: )

[MrsSmeej]

I caddied for the Dalai Lama once... Big hitter, the Lama.... So, we finish up and I says; "What, no tip?" and he says; "No, but when you die you will receive total enlightenment." So, I've got that going for me.
- Carl, Caddyshack

FWEE BWIAN!
- Pontius Pilate, Life of Brian

It's possible - pig.
- Wesley, The Princess Bride

[Girlystevedave]

Yeah, I realized recently how many good lines Princess Bride has.

Vizzini: "Inconceivable!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[MrsSmeej]

Bye bye boys. Have fun storming the castle.
- Miracle Max

Goodnight Wesley. Good job. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
- The Dread Pirate Roberts

[Matt]

A movie I can't get sick of: Forrest Gump. I watched it yesterday, and one of my favorite lines is:
Jenny: Forrest, why are you so good to me?
Forrest: You're my girl.


(It's one of the sweetest lines ever :blush: )

I agree. I use this one on Dora all the time.

"I may not be very smart, but I know what love is"

Then I put my hands high on my hips and turn my back to her. :lol:

[devo133]

A movie I can't get sick of: Forrest Gump. I watched it yesterday, and one of my favorite lines is:
Jenny: Forrest, why are you so good to me?
Forrest: You're my girl.


(It's one of the sweetest lines ever :blush: )

I agree. I use this one on Dora all the time.

"I may not be very smart, but I know what love is"

Then I put my hands high on my hips and turn my back to her. :lol:

lol

[fernandito]

-Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEAAAAAAAAA!
-Guys! Guys! Enough! Do you think we can maybe, listen to the radio or something?
-Radio? Ha ha! Who needs a radio? Ready Hare'?
-MOCK
-YEAH
-ING
-YEAH
-BIRD
-YEAH
-YEAH
-YEAH


-Dumb & Dumber

[bergy81]

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

[MrsSmeej]

Your majesty, the peasants are revolting...
You're telling me? They stink on ice.

- Mel Brooks' History of the World

[Mark]

"I'm not from Hollywood, i'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable"

-Team America

"Is 'fuck' spelt right?"

-The Pursuit of Happyness.

[jemaher]

Your majesty, the peasants are revolting...
You're telling me? They stink on ice.

- Mel Brooks' History of the World

its good to be the King!

[MrsSmeej]

its good to be the King!

:lol: Don't get saucy with me Bearnaise.

[Odetta]

"Call me Snake..."

[Stinga of A-Town]

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.

-Army of Darkness-

[special k]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

-predator-

[fernandito]

-Hey moron, we need one more for Basketball. You're with the fat loser boy.
-Why do they call you Fat Loser Boy?
- I don't know, I think it's cuz I'm fat - and I never win.
- Well we're going to change all that - I mean the part about never winning.

---

-You German people are the greatest! Next time someone says that Germans are humorless people, I'm going to tell them to come to this house aight?!
-Pest, your scores--
-So you started a few wars right? Well actually you started every war, but whos counting right? I mean it's not like you ever won one.
(pants Leo/)
-We kicked France's ass...
-Oh please, and who doesn't , right? Who doesnt?
-Your scores were so abysmal--
-AND YOUR WOMEN! So you dig fat chicks? What do the rest of us care? You know, it's just like riding a moped - it's really fun until your friends catch you doing it!
-(Pest and Gustav at the same time) - You failed the test, you lost the scholarship, you can't go! Stop repeating what I'm saying! I mean it! Ok! Ok! Alright! You're the ideal candidate for job! Mwhahaha!


The Pest

[Odetta]

"The price is wrong, bitch!" - Happy Gilmore

[Odetta]

"Fuck you, White! I'm acting like a professional!" - Reservoir Dogs

[Girlystevedave]

I had this one stuck in my head last night. From Back To The Future II.

Biff's goons: "Son we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
(hits Marty over the head)
(echo: "The easy way")

[fernandito]

"Fuck you, White! I'm acting like a professional!" - Reservoir Dogs

"You wanna shoot me you little piece of shit?! Go ahead, take a shot!
-Fuck you White! I didn't create this situation, I'm dealing with it!"

[Girlystevedave]

Mallrats:
I think about the people that make decisions that affect our lives. The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases. The engineer that designs skyscrapers. The guy that maps out a plane's flight path. I think about how those people are out there every day making a difference,leading big lives. And how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of failure they face. And how they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals and noble causes. I think about all that and I cry.
Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.

[The Lady of Shadows]

Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are wearing that stupid man suit?"

Donnie Darko

[darkchar]

"Yep, I heard. Tore your faces right off.....If you want to get the Dietz's out of your house, do it yourself.....Do what you know."
"Who, Delia? She's not my mother. Anyway, she's sleeping with prince valium tonight....So, what are you all bloody, pus and guts under there?"
Beetlejuice

[Merlin1958]

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.

-Army of Darkness-


First ya hate me, then ya love me..........pthhhhhhhhp.......Blow


Army of Darkness

[Odetta]

"Yep, I heard. Tore your faces right off.....If you want to get the Dietz's out of your house, do it yourself.....Do what you know."
"Who, Delia? She's not my mother. Anyway, she's sleeping with prince valium tonight....So, what are you all bloody, pus and guts under there?"
Beetlejuice

"I've seen the EXORCIST... 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER... EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"

[fernandito]

"NICE FUCKING MODEL!
(honk,honk)"

[Odetta]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You EAT pieces of shit for breakfast???"

(pause)

"NO!"

- Happy Gilmore

[Tvmorbid]

"...So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch." - Dog Soldiers

That film is full of awesome quotes :D

[Tiffany]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass.
And I'm all outta bubblegum."
-They Live

"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yeah."
"So can I."
-Clue

"There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
-Smokey and the Bandit
I love Buford T. Justice's lines.

[Zalia]

Quotes from 2 of my favorite moives next to Ghostbusters which was already covered very well.

Hot Fuzz

Danny Butterman: "Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

Inspector Frank Butterman: "Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers."

DS Andy Cartwright: "Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!"
Nicholas Angel: "Like who?"
DS Andy Wainwright: "Farmers."
Nicholas Angel: "Who else?"
DS Andy Cartwright: "Farmers' mums."

Danny Butterman: "Where's the trolley boy?"
Nicholas Angel: "In the freezer."
Danny Butterman: "Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: "No I didn't say anything..."
Danny Butterman: "Shame."
Nicholas Angel: "Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily."
Danny Butterman: "You're off the fuckin' chain!"


Shuan of the Dead

Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

Pete: "It's four in the fucking morning!"
Shaun: "It's Saturday!"
Pete: "No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?"
Ed: "Fuck, yeah!"

Shaun: "Mum, look, what would you say if I told you that over the years Philip's been quite unkind to me?"
Barbara: "Well you weren't always the easiest person to live with.
Shaun: Mum, he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!"
Barbara: "Well you did call him a you-know-what!"
Shaun: "Oh what, did he tell you that?"
Barbara: "Yes he did."
Shaun: "Motherfucker!"
Barbara: "Shaun!"
Shaun: "Sorry mother... mum!"

[fernandito]

Peter : "Patches, is this really necessary?"
Patches : "Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
Peter : "Probably not..."
Patches : "No, it isn't - but I do it anyway! Because it's sterile, and I like the taste."

[Tiffany]

Peter : "Patches, is this really necessary?"
Patches : "Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
Peter : "Probably not..."
Patches : "No, it isn't - but I do it anyway! Because it's sterile, and I like the taste."

:lol:

EVERY time someone says the word "necessary," one of my sisters launches into that quote and she looks SO excited when she hears it.

[Odetta]

:lol:

hubby just bought me that movie!
"You don't get to touch me... ever!"

[fernandito]

"I know you. You know you. And I know that you know that I know you."

[The Lady of Shadows]

Scream 2

Killer: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?


Randy: There's a formula, a very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect! Everybody!

[Arthur Heath]

Donnie Darko:

Chut Up!

[Jimmy]

Raising Arizona

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?

Deep Voiced Black Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

[jayson]

Raising Arizona

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?

Deep Voiced Black Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

That's by far one of my fav of all time!!:clap:

[Girlystevedave]

:rofl:
I love that movie!

[Girlystevedave]

Harry: I can't feel my fingers anymore Lloyd, there numb.
Lloyd: Maybe you should wear these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty

[fernandito]

Harry: I can't feel my fingers anymore Lloyd, there numb.
Lloyd: Maybe you should wear these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty

You were just watching this on TBS, weren't you? Me too. :)


(doesn't mention that he already owns it on DVD :unsure:)

[Girlystevedave]

Yeah...I did watch it on TBS earlier.

And I own it too. :D

[Odetta]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy

[fernandito]

-What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me?
-Well, Lloyd, that's hard to say, I mean I really don't---
-I've traveled a long way just to see you Mary, the least you can do is level with me. Just give it to me straight - what are my chances?
-Well, not good.
(music stops)
-You mean...not good like one out of a hundred?
-I'd say...more like 1 out of a million...
-.....So you're telling me there's a chance? YEAH! I read ya!

[Mordred Deschain]

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

[obscurejude]

Will Ferrel's cameo in Wedding Crashers:

"Oh, its you. I almost nunchucked your ass."

"Mom! Where's the meat loaf goddamnit?"

Also, every single syllable uttered by Vince Vaughn in that movie. That was his fucking A-Game completely through. That's the only movie I've ever gone to see in the movie theater twice in the same day.

[Mordred Deschain]

Will Ferrel's cameo in Wedding Crashers:

"Oh, its you. I almost nunchucked your ass."

"Mom! Where's the meat loaf goddamnit?"

Also, every single syllable uttered by Vince Vaughn in that movie. That was his fucking A-Game completely through. That's the only movie I've ever gone to see in the movie theater twice in the same day.

"Cheese and Rice!"

[razz]

"War? Ha! This is as much a war as the one between humans and maggots. or wolves and dragons. or humans riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots"

[Woofer]

"War? Ha! This is as much a war as the one between humans and maggots. or wolves and dragons. or humans riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots"

:clap: Best line in the entire movie!

[Mordred Deschain]

cheeseandrice

[Woofer]

The Lair of the White Worm

Lord James D'Ampton: Do you have children?
Lady Sylvia Marsh: Only when there are no men around.

ETA: This is one I use in RL, too. :evil:

[Tony_A]

In no particualr order:

"I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."

"It's a 110 miles to Chicago, we have a half tank of gas, it's dark out, and we're wearing sungalsses."

"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

[Tiffany]

"I can't believe that motherfucker did this to me! After all the shit I did....All the things I did for that motherfucker, he do this to me? Him and his fat bitch can kiss my ass! I don't give a shit about either one of them. I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care.

You know something? You know what I should...? You know...?

Half!
I'll take half his shit!"

And:

Eddie Murphy, imitating Billy Cosby: "You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language that you use, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."

Eddie's response: "I never said 'filth, flarn, filth.' I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Fuck you."

[jayson]

Eddie Murphy, imitating Billy Cosby: "You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language that you use, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."

Eddie's response: "I never said 'filth, flarn, filth.' I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Fuck you."

Which of course is followed by...

Eddie (as Richard Pryor): "You tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."

[Tiffany]

:lol:
I love that stand-up.

[jayson]

:lol:
I love that stand-up.

Me too, I think it's the last time I thought Eddie was funny.

[Tiffany]

Yeah. Now he's doing things like Meet Dave.

After watching Raw, every time I meet an Eddie, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to go, "EDDIE! YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL, EDDIE!"

or

"Eddie Murphy! FUCK YOU!"

[Ves'Ka Gan]

Sometimes, I think I may have missed something when I skip to the last page without re-reading from where I left off...this time I am *POSITIVE* I missed something...:orely:

[Girlystevedave]

Hey, that's the story of my life Ves! :dance:

[Girlystevedave]

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."
~Loki

[fernandito]

I love that quote :cyclops:

---

"I'm confused. All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are, that you can't afford my taxes...my protection. And yet, you've all managed to find enough money to hire a professional gunfighter to kill me. Where is all this money coming from? What am I to think? If you have so much to spare, I'm just going to have some more off you! Because you clearly haven't got the message! This is my town! If you live to see the dawn it's because I allow it! I'm in charge of everything! I decide, who lives and who dies! (Shoots his opponent in the head) Your gunfighter is dead. Old news."


-The Quick and the Dead

[citiesburnred]

"This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?" - Starship Troopers

"Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!" - Pulp Fiction

And 3 from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Harry: Still gay?
Gay Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."

"Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Gay Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid."

"Gay Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"

[KaLikeAWheel]

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!"--Arsenic and Old Lace

"Chemotherapy?? My God, what is this, the Dark Ages?!?"--Star Trek IV

"Tell someone you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charleston Heston movie and suddently everyone's a theology scholar!"--Dogma

"I can't even watch Pretty in Pink with this fuck. When it gets to the point where that redhead hooks up with her dream-guy this fatfuck starts blubbering like a baby.... and there is no worse sight in the world then a fat man blubbering like Niagara Falls."--Dogma

"You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?"--Better Off Dead

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."--Better Off Dead

Donna

[Girlystevedave]

I love that quote :cyclops:

---

Loki definitely has my fav lines in that movie.

Bartleby: Four days left on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd get laid.
Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
(Woman spits out her coffee.)
Loki: (laughs) Oh, not you.
(That is one of my favorite parts of the whole movie)

[Tiffany]

:lol:

Jules: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?

Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me in the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.

Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?!

Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.

Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n*&&#'s skull!

[Girlystevedave]

"I thought we were gonna be together forever. Then a week later, out of the blue, she sends me a John Deer letter."

[fernandito]

Did she give you any reason?

Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

[Girlystevedave]

:rofl:
F'n great!

[Odetta]

:lol:

[bangoskank1]

"that's a pretty good fuckin milkshake, I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fuckin good."

[Tiffany]

"that's a pretty good fuckin milkshake, I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fuckin good."

"Toldja."

[Mordred Deschain]

Truman: Lucy, you'd better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned,Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.
Cooper: How long have I been out?
Truman: Six hours



James: When'd you start smokin'?
Donna: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension.
James: When'd you get so tense?
Donna: When I started smokin'.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

[KaLikeAWheel]

Loki definitely has my fav lines in that movie.



I love nearly every line in that movie. I couldn't chose just one. I love the whole John Huges rant, and of course:

Cardinal Glick: Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.
Rufus: Kind of like the tobacco industry?
Cardinal Glick: Oh, Christ! If only we had their numbers.

Classic!

Donna

[fernandito]

(tap) Are you married?-
Why?-
Oh, I'm just curious-
What do you think? (shows wedding ring)-
(tap) To her?-
What?-
Are you married to her?-
Not that it's any of your fucking business, but no! Why?-
(shrugs; looks at Bartleby)

♪Man on the ruuuuunnn♪

[Oy the Brave]

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

V for Vendetta

[citiesburnred]

From the ever enjoyable Troll 2...seriously the worst movie I've ever seen I love it..they actually hired the town dentist to play a main character and it really really did not pay off

"Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...! "

I suggest this movie only if you like horrible horror movies and don't mind losing brain cells.

[B Rag]

Dorothy: Your majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Cowardly Lion: Not nobody. Not nohow.
Tin Woodsman: Not even a rhinoceros?
Cowardly Lion: Imposerous!
Dorothy: Supposing you met an elephant?
Cowardly Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophant.
Dorothy: What about a hippopotamus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd thrash him from top to bottomus.
Scarecrow: What if it were a brontosaurus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd show him who was king of the forest.

-The Wizard of Oz

[Oy the Brave]

Look... ...strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

-It could be caried by an African swallow!
-Well, an African swallow that may be... ...but not a European swallow that's my point.
-Oh yeah I agree with that.

And now for scene 24 which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting...

Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "ni" to an old woman.

Alright... ...we'll call it a draw.

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[riknofx]

"They piss on your rug, Dude"- Walter/ The Big Lebowski
"The Dude abides"- The Dude/ The Big Lebowski
"Donny shut the fuck up, your out of your element."Walter/ The Big Lebowski

"I'll make you famous" Billy/ Young Guns
"Did you see the size of that chicken?" Dirty Steve/ Young Guns
"I got plans for the sheriff." Billy/ Young guns
"Yeah I got scars" Billy/ Young Guns II
"I wouldn't give a bucket a piss for your future" Billy/ Young Guns II

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "The Usual Suspects

[Girlystevedave]

Look... ...strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

One of my favorite lines....EVER.