Would you Rather

[John Blaze]

3 story building, more likely to survive.

Kiss a rabid St. Bernard or punch a Great White in the face?

[Odetta]

punchy punchy



blind date or date with someone you know but don't really like?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Blind date. You never know what joy you may find. My mom was set up on blind date, married him and they ended up living 31 years together before he passed away. Yep, my dad.

Rather have sex with she-ra or he-man?

[John Blaze]

blind date.


hot Pecan Pie with ice cream or Pumpkin Pie with Cool Wuhip?

[John Blaze]

Blind date. You never know what joy you may find. My mom was set up on blind date, married him and they ended up living 31 years together before he passed away. Yep, my dad.

Rather have sex with she-ra or he-man?
ooops, same time! Do this one, people, I wanna know the answer :P

:lol:

[Bethany]

blind date.


hot Pecan Pie with ice cream or Pumpkin Pie with Cool Wuhip?

Pumpkin pie, without a doubt :)


Stick your hand in a deep fryer or freeze your unmentionables on a block of ice?

[Emily]

As someone who has been pretty severely burned by hot oil, I'm gonna go with the ice.

Would you rather have a real life musical score or laugh track?

[Odetta]

Musical score





Rather have sex with she-ra or he-man?
ooops, same time! Do this one, people, I wanna know the answer :P

:lol:

awe... no one is answering! :cry:

[Bethany]

Musical score, that way I can go around singing all the time.

He-Man because not only do I not switch hit, I'm also more afraid of She-Ra than He-Man. She seems more masculine than him :wtf:

Ummm, would you rather swim in blood or mustard?

[John Blaze]

She-ra is more masculine than ME? Fuck you, hater. :P

[Bethany]

She-ra is more masculine than ME? Fuck you, hater. :P

I believe I just said I wouldn't :P

Answer the question on deck! Emmy came up with that one and is dying to see what someone says.

[John Blaze]

As someone who has been pretty severely burned by hot oil, I'm gonna go with the ice.

Would you rather have a real life musical score or laugh track?
Score. live beats memorex. :P


drink all you want of the beer you hate the most for free, or go broke for barely enough to get you buzzed?

[Bethany]

Not that question! I already answered it. The blood or mustard one.

Considering all beer tastes the same to me, I'll go with the free beer I hate the most.

[John Blaze]

what blood or mustard one? Now I'm lost?

Reset until Emmy comes in here and clears it up.


I thought you asked the blood and mustard one?


Well, if so, mustard, because if I get tired and drown, at least I wouldn't die hungry.



would you rather play trendy gory games that you don't even like, or Pokemon Yellow?

[Bethany]

My Emmy came up with the blood or mustard one :P

[John Blaze]

cool, but you didn't answer MY question.

[Yaksha]

Pokemon Yellow.. may as well get some enjoyment out of it

sleep with an american cartoon character or a japanese cartoon character

[Letti]

Japanese - without any hesitation :)


Would you rather live in an empty room or in a room full of old books, pictures, trash?

[LadyHitchhiker]

A full room for sure

Rather eat at your second favorite place for the rest of your life, or only once at your favorite place?

[Odetta]

2nd fave... yum


have a cheap car that breaks down all of the time or a really expensive car that never breaks down but you are paying for it for the rest of your life?

[John Blaze]

hard choice. Can I get a bike? Expensive car, I guess. I commute 60 miles daily and I need a reliable.


Would you rather eat only sweets or only everything else not sweet for the rest of your life?

[Girlystevedave]

Everything else. I love sweets, but don't want to make myself diabetic. :lol:

Would you rather watch 5 movies you hate the rest of your life, or watch no movies at all?

[Odetta]

no movies at all!


eat a stink bug or a pound of stinging nettles?

[John Blaze]

nettles.


Would you rather eat shit and die, or...........wait, that one sucks :lol:


would you rather eat something spicy or something sweet?

[pathoftheturtle]

Spicy. :harrier:

Would you rather have diarrhea or puke?ugh, the thing that sucks is when you get both at the same time!That doesn't suck; it blows.

Would you rather be the smartest kid in the dumb class or the dumbest kid in the smart class?

[John Blaze]

Dumbest kid in the smart class. It keeps me hungry.


Would you rather have cajun or mexican for dinner?

[Bethany]

Tonight? Cajun. Specifically shrimp and grits.

Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love?

[John Blaze]

loved but never love. It's powerful.

would you rather be loved and respected but not have any friends, or be just another grunt with a big posse of "just like siblings" friends.

[Girlystevedave]

If I'm loved and respected, why don't I have friends? :lol:
And, I'd rather not have friends rather than have a bunch of losers around me all the time.

Would you rather me ask a good thought provoking question or a lame one?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I like to exercise my brain. Thought-provoking it is.

Would you rather eat a turtle or a porcupine?

[pathoftheturtle]

I like to exercise my brain. Thought-provoking it is.

Would you rather eat a turtle or a porcupine?Porcupine... purely due to turtle favoritism.

Would you rather never get out of bed or never get into bed?

[candy]

Would you rather never get out of bed or never get into bed?

I'd rather never get out of bed.


Would you rather watch TV with friends or read alone

[Jean]

read alone!!!

would you rather eat something off a dirty plate, or a very clean, disinfected, spotless potty?

[Darkthoughts]

I think I eat off dirty plates more often than not, especially when I help out at the forest school. Builds immunity as my Mum likes to say :D

Kiss someone with bad breath, or kiss someone with bad body odour?

[LadyHitchhiker]

It doesn't matter. As long as I love them. I don't have a good sense of smell.

Would you rather be covered in peanut butter or chocolate?

[Girlystevedave]

Chocolate? It would probably be easier to wash off. :unsure:

Would you rather hang out at the beach during the day or night?

[Bethany]

Night. I burn and night time beach walks are romantic.

Would you rather eat a booger or a cold Brussel sprout?

[Emily]

Brussel sprouts. I actually love those weird little things.


Would you rather get to walk on water for a day or be a member of the opposite sex for a day?

[John Blaze]

the booger.


broccoli or cauliflower?>

[John Blaze]

Brussel sprouts. I actually love those weird little things.


Would you rather get to walk on water for a day or be a member of the opposite sex for a day?
Opposite sex for a day. It'd be fun. :ninja:


Broccoli or cauliflower?

[Bethany]

I'll answer Emmy's since she posted first...opposite sex (and yes, there'd be lots of sex LOL)

Now JB's question will stand.

Broccoli or cauliflower?

[Bethany]

Broccoli, raw.

Super-clear sight during sex or having to talk dirty in clinical terms?

[John Blaze]

i don't get the question. But I guess clear sight.



beans and rice for life but buy anything else you want? or gourmet cuisine for life but be broke forever?

[Bethany]

Beans and rice, yummy!

Look or touch?

[John Blaze]

touch.

i love that line from Pulp fiction where the french girl is talking about wanting a paunch, and she says, I think, "it's too bad the things we find pleasing to look at and the things we find pleasing to touch are so different."

Too true.

beer or tequila?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Neither. I hate tequila and I can't drink anything carbonated or I will have extreme gatro problems - up to 4 days worth.

PC or Laptop?

[John Blaze]

pc. I hate laptop mice.


winter or summer, and why?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Winter. I hate the heat.

Kindle or REAL book?

[John Blaze]

real book. always.


sex or a good nap?

[Odetta]

sex first... nap after


jelly beans or gummies

[Bethany]

Jelly beans, preferably Margarita ones. :D

rip the band aid off or pull slowly?

[candy]

rip it off fast (get someone else to do it:wtf:)

fast email or slow letter?

[John Blaze]

fast email. Got the on demand addiction here.


soup or salad?

[candy]

salad

sleep forever or never sleep

[John Blaze]

sleep forever. But I'm on day 10 of a 14 day straight stretch of working, so I might be biased.


Reese's Pieces or Sixlets?

[Bethany]

Reese's Pieces

Comic books or cartoons?

[John Blaze]

cartoons. :D


cakes or pies?

[Bethany]

Cake

Cook or clean up?

[John Blaze]

Cake

Cook or clean up?
Cook!


Coffee or hot chocolate on a cold day?

[Bethany]

Ooh, normally I'm all about the coffee but if it's cold and I've been out in it, hot chocolate. And none of that instant crap either. With real whipped cream on top. :excited:

Back rub or foot rub?

[John Blaze]

back. I don't like people touching my feet.


Hot tub or swimming pool?

[Bethany]

Pool, hot tubs are too hot (you shoulda said Jacuzzi :P)

Mosquito bite or bee sting?

[John Blaze]

bee sting, it's instant revenge. Mosquito stings serve to propagate the species.


Snickers or Mars Bar?

[Bethany]

Snickers

Be nauseated all the time but not be able to puke or puke at the drop of a hat, no nausea?

[John Blaze]

no nausea.


SNL or Madtv?

[Bethany]

SNL

Burp or fart to the face?

[John Blaze]

potty mouth :doh:

burp, i guess.

wtf?


Roses or Tulips?

[Bethany]

Roses, I'm a sucker for getting them.

Dark or milk chocolate?

[John Blaze]

Milk, but I love both.


Pedicure or manicure?

[Bethany]

:panic: That would involve someone touching me. Umm, pedi, doesn't seem quite as intimate or a violation of my space.

Painted toes or French pedicure?

[Emily]

I love both of these but since right now mine are painted, I'll go with that.

Share your bed with significant other or get the whole bed and blankets and pillows to yourself?

[pathoftheturtle]

Only a woman would even want to ask such a question.

Would you rather get blamed for a murder you didn't commit, or commit a murder you don't get blamed for?

[Emily]

I suppose it's meant to be obvious, but I still don't know what your answer is.

[pathoftheturtle]

You don't?

Why, I'd be satisfied sleeping on bare earth.

[alkanto]

To Path's question: Murder I wasn't blamed for.
Being wrongfully imprisoned is actually one of my fears. I visited a jail, once, and just standing in the cell with the door open made me uneasy. I couldn't possibly be incarcerated without any reason.

Would you rather: be blind or deaf?

[Odetta]

blind... I'm pretty much blind as it is anyhow and the fact that I teach music... deaf would be a serious problem for me


would you rather...
be the last person alive in a zombie world or be the world's coolest zombie?

[John Blaze]

blind... I'm pretty much blind as it is anyhow and the fact that I teach music... deaf would be a serious problem for me


would you rather...
be the last person alive in a zombie world or be the world's coolest zombie?
Last person alive. I could finally read in peace.


chinese or mexican food?

[Bethany]

Mexican

Awakened by the loudest alarm clock ever or ice water poured on you>

[alkanto]

Ice Water. I have very sensitive hearing.

never be able to travel by anything other than a unicycle, or a children's motorized toy car.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Motorized toy car. I've never had one, and so I think it would be fun.

Would you rather skip every where or roll every where?

[alkanto]

Skip. It would really hep out my leg strength :) Plus, rolling would get a bunch of crap in my hair. Very messy...

Would you rather have two missing toes or one extra finger?

[haunted.lunchbox]

Mexican

Awakened by the loudest alarm clock ever or ice water poured on you>

Ice, I'm sure there will be no lasting negative effects... I already have crappy hearing.

[pathoftheturtle]

Anyone saying they'd rather be awaked by having ice water poured on them has obviously never been there. ><

[John Blaze]

Skip. It would really hep out my leg strength :) Plus, rolling would get a bunch of crap in my hair. Very messy...

Would you rather have two missing toes or one extra finger?

Missing toes.

Be friends with a crazy stalker person, or be stalked by said crazy stalker person?

[Erin]

:wtf:

I say be friends with crazy stalker person but that is because I'm neutral like Switzerland and friends with everyone.

Would you rather lose all your hair or gain 100 lbs?

[John Blaze]

gain a hundred pounds, but I'm gonna have to settle for the opposite. 6^1 and 185 lbs, and my hair is starting to recede. :(

eat yourself to death, or starve to death?

[Bethany]

Starve to death, because that would give me at least 15 more years :P

Blissful ignorance or hard truth?

[ErinPatricia]

Hard Truth


file a police report or file your taxes?

[Bethany]

File the taxes for without it there can be no Taxmas!

Drink cold coffee (fancy schmancy iced coffee) or hot soda?

[ErinPatricia]

iced coffee

be taken over by The Thing or one of The Bodysnatchers

[Bethany]

Oops. That was supposed to be NOT iced coffee, I meant coffee that has sat out too long.

[Girlystevedave]

iced coffee

be taken over by The Thing or one of The Bodysnatchers


Doesn't matter. Either way, I'm screwed.


Would you rather be a member of the Scooby Doo Gang or The Goonies?

[ErinPatricia]

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!

Breakfast Club kids or St. Elmo's Fire gang?

[Walkingman79]

St. Elmos Fire gang.I spent enough time in detention with the misfits.

Would you take the blue pill(back to the Matrix)or the red one and see how far the rabbit hole goes?

[John Blaze]

St. Elmos Fire gang.I spent enough time in detention with the misfits.

Would you take the blue pill(back to the Matrix)or the red one and see how far the rabbit hole goes?
http://xkcd.com/566/


:lol:


be a pothead or a crackhead?

[Girlystevedave]

Pothead...Crack is whack. :cyclops:

Relive your teenage years or your childhood?

[ErinPatricia]

teen...and i would do a few things different


vacation to canada or mexico?

[alkanto]

Canada. I hate the heat...

Get only one television channel and only watch Public broadcast, or C-Span

[LadyHitchhiker]

PBS for sure.

Eat turkey or chicken for the rest of your life?

[Girlystevedave]

Chicken! It's more versatile, I think.

Own a new sports car or a classic car?

[fernandito]

Classic car. I'm all about the vintage.


An evening at the clubs or a quite night at home ?

[John Blaze]

67 Camaro SS. My dream car.


Have no money but many friends, or much money and no friends?

[John Blaze]

Classic car. I'm all about the vintage.


An evening at the clubs or a quite night at home ?

Quiet night at home. Books are involved.

Have no money but many friends, or much money and no friends?

[Girlystevedave]

No money...I don't keep a lot of friends, but still...I want some.

Ride a roller coaster or bungee jump?

[fernandito]

Bungee jump. The feeling of weightlessness must be exhilarating.

A trip to Spain or a trip to Germany ?

[Girlystevedave]

Germany. :)

Have the ability to fly for a day,... or swim in the ocean for a day without ever having to come up for air? (or get eaten of course. haha)

[fernandito]

Flying, for virtually the same reasons as bungee jumping, but magnified ten-fold.


X-ray vision or the power of telepathy ?

[Girlystevedave]

X-ray Vision. It would be too scary to hear someone's thoughts. [shudders]. I know it would scare me if someone could hear mine. :lol:

Give a stinky person a hug or shake hands with someone with sticky hands?

[Emily]

Sticky hands. At least that way I could just run and wash them vigorously after.

Go out to dinner or to a movie for a first date?

[John Blaze]

Movie, I guess. Gives you an excuse to sit next to each other. Although I myself would like a rather quieter and more intimate first date. Like a museum, or a hike.


be Superman or be the Green Lantern?

[ErinPatricia]

Green Lantern. Superman does have limitations (tho not many)
but your will and imagination do not :)


Be cremated or be mummified?

[Girlystevedave]

Cremated. If I'm dead, I really shouldn't be taking up all the extra space by being mummified. :lol:

Smell fresh cut grass or flowers?

[alkanto]

Fresh-cut grass. It just reminds me of spring...there's nothing better than walking my dog in May and smelling that for the first time since September. Magical, that is :)

Cinnamon rolls or caramel rolls?

[John Blaze]

Cinammon, only because I have never had caramel rolls.


SK or anyone else on a rainy afternoon?

[Bethany]

Anyone else. SK is best for late night.

Companionable silence or intense conversation?

[alkanto]

Intense conversation. I love it.

Only being able to read 3 books over and over again, or never being able to re-read any book?

[pathoftheturtle]

Oh my goodness, I couldn't stand to not be able to read any new books, so I'm going to have to go with not being able to re-read any. (But I'd probably try to beat the system somehow. Maybe make a secret copy during my first reading of them.)

Would you rather answer an akward question where neither option is really good, or one of that other kind, where both options are so good that you hate to miss out on one of them?

[John Blaze]

Would you rather answer an akward question where neither option is really good, or one of that other kind, where both options are so good that you hate to miss out on one of them?
:lol: Neither one is good, because it makes for an easier choice.


Would you rather have broccoli or cauliflower?

[Bethany]

Broccoli, raw. (what is it with you and these two veggies?)

Have the most incredible experience of any kind ever and not be able to tell anyone about it or a life of nothing exciting ever happening?

[pathoftheturtle]

Broccoli, raw. (what is it with you and these two veggies?)

Have the most incredible experience of any kind ever and not be able to tell anyone about it or a life of nothing exciting ever happening?No matter what does or doesn't happen in it, having a life is always the most incredible experience, but I never seem to be able to explain that to anyone.

Die suddenly tomorrow or live another 30 years and then die of a horrible, lingering illness?

[John Blaze]

Broccoli, raw. (what is it with you and these two veggies?)

Have the most incredible experience of any kind ever and not be able to tell anyone about it or a life of nothing exciting ever happening?No matter what does or doesn't happen in it, having a life is always the most incredible experience, but I never seem to be able to explain that to anyone.

Die suddenly tomorrow or live another 30 years and then die of a horrible, lingering illness?
tomorrow.


eat shit and die, or go fuck yourself?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Fuck myself. I'm a pro.

Eat hot dogs forever or boloney?

[John Blaze]

:lol:

hot dogs. Fuck baloney.


Eat ham, sausage, or bacon?

[Bethany]

:lol:

hot dogs. Fuck baloney.


Eat ham, sausage, or bacon?

Bacon, the breakfast meat of the gods.

Eat a bug or lick a snake?

[Girlystevedave]

Lick a snake.
[that sounds dirty :cyclops: )

Get a chance to change something from your past or be able to see your future?

[Odetta]

change something from past... I like to be surprised when it comes to what is ahead


be the pigeon or the statue?

[John Blaze]

Pigeon. I'd rather shit on someone than be shat upon. All my statues have it coming, though. :)


Eclair or plain donut?

[candy]

oh eclair everytime

long hair or short - on a man (thought i better clarify that)

[fernandito]

For a woman, long hair. Preferably black :)

A nice smile or a good sense of humor ?

[John Blaze]

For a woman, long hair. Preferably black :)

A nice smile or a good sense of humor ?
Good sense of humor.


blondes, redheads, brunettes?

[Erin]

Red-heads have more fun!



Boobs or Butt?

[John Blaze]

Red-heads have more fun!



Boobs or Butt?
Damnit, can't say both? I love both, but if I was absolutely forced to choose, it would be boobs.

I'll give a question for you girls, since you did a kind of guy centric one.


Good looking guy, no ass, decent looking guy, rounded buttocks?

[Erin]

Decent-looking guy, rounded buttocks. I like an ass on my man, thank you. No back to crack for me. You've got to have something to grab onto :ninja:


Now I feel like I have to lighten this up:

Kittens or Puppies?

[John Blaze]

Decent-looking guy, rounded buttocks. I like an ass on my man, thank you. No back to crack for me. You've got to have something to grab onto :ninja:


Now I feel like I have to lighten this up:

Kittens or Puppies?

:cry: I think I fall under "just lightly above hideous, inverted ass"

Puppies, although it's a hard choice.

oops, I was so depressed I forgot the question!

go shopping all day and buy many dollar stuffs, or go shopping all day and buy only ONE expensive thing?

[Bethany]

One thing, if it means getting in and out quickly (I hate shopping).

ramming a q-tip too far down your ear or a kick to the junk?

[John Blaze]

damn, both of those suck, but I'll go with the kick to the junk. Less chances of permanent damage there.

pie with cool wuhip, or pie a la mode?

[Bethany]

Cool wuhip, duh :wtf:

Munsters or Addam's Family?

[John Blaze]

Munsters, although Morticia makes me :drool:

Ihop or Denny's?

[Bethany]

Munsters, although Morticia makes me :drool:

Ihop or Denny's?

:couple:

IHOP, I think I've been to Denny's only twice in my life.

Whole, 2% or skim milk?

[John Blaze]

Munsters, although Morticia makes me :drool:

Ihop or Denny's?

:couple:

IHOP, I think I've been to Denny's only twice in my life.

Whole, 2% or skim milk?
lactose free milk please, I'm lactose intolerant. Other than that, whole.


Cupcakes or muffins?

[Bethany]

Muffins :drool:

Losing all your teeth or losing all your nails?

[John Blaze]

nails, who needs them?


long hair or short hair on a member of the opposite sex?

[Emily]

I think it depends on the guy, but for the most part I just like when guys have enough hair that I can touch it and run my fingers through it.

Pay more attention to eyes or lips on the opposite sex?

[Bethany]

Lips :drool: The right set of lips can make me think all kinds of things :D

Movies at home..lights on or off?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on whether I'm eating or not. Eating, lights on, no eating, lights off.

Silence: good or bad?

[Odetta]

I used to think bad but I am now a mom with 3 kids... so silence very good



Would you rather be a :ninja: or a :pirate:

[Walkingman79]

:pirate: I love booty

Muppets or Fraggles?

[LadyHitchhiker]

They're both excellent but I'd lean towards Muppets because they have more songs.

Family Guy or South Park?

[John Blaze]

South Park. I like both but I'd choose them.


Anger Management or AA?

[Emily]

Anger management. When I was 14 my parents talked to my pediatrician about it. They were concerned because I get mad like once a year, and they were/still are afraid I bottle it up too much. Like reverse anger management, I guess. They thought I should be getting angry more often. My brothers talked them out of it.

Christmas or Halloween?

[Girlystevedave]

Christmas. :wub: I love everything about that time of the year.

Go to a bar or club?

[John Blaze]

Is it Karaoke night? :ninja:

Bar. Club scene is not for me.


Ice Cream or Frozen Custard?

[Bethany]

Ice cream, never had frozen custard.

Hmmm, drawing a blank here....

Be the bug or the windshield?

[LadyHitchhiker]

So you're saying would I rather die or kill someone?

[Girlystevedave]

Bug. I'd rather have a short life than to be some random inanimate object that can't even do anything. :lol:

Watch a funny movie or a drama?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Really? I wouldn't mind being a fly because then I could have sex while flying... But I'd much rather watch a funny movie. And it actually has to be funny, not something everyone else thinks is funny.

Answer a phone call from someone you know you don't want to talk to, or call someone you know you don't want to talk to?

[alkanto]

Call someone...there's no guarantee they will answer.

Control fire or ice?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ice. Driving on it's a bitch, but to part it would be great. Or conjure up ice for my drink, etc.,.

Would you rather be in a musical or have the songs stuck in your head?

[alkanto]

Be in a musical! I love musicals! :D I haven't been in one for almost 6 months, and I am really starting to miss it....I got bit by the theatre bug early on in life.

would you rather have gone down in the Titanic, or the Hindenburg

[Bethany]

Titanic....fat floats and insulates.

Have your emails or your bank records made public?

(I ask this because my friend was bitching that she looked at her banking statement and there was almost an entire page of "Hooters' where her husband eats out everyday).

[haunted.lunchbox]

Bank records.
Wake up to a very attractive member of the same sex or a nasty member of the opposite sex after a night of nsfw.

[Walkingman79]

Nasty member of the opposite sex.If you love chicken,even if it's not the best,you'll eat it and be OK with it but if your expecting chicken and get a mouth full of sausage that's a whole different story...


Tour Wonkas chocolate factory or visit OZ?

[John Blaze]

Nasty member of the opposite sex.If you love chicken,even if it's not the best,you'll eat it and be OK with it but if your expecting chicken and get a mouth full of sausage that's a whole different story...


Tour Wonkas chocolate factory or visit OZ?
:wtf: your explanation is epic.


Wonka's. Love Shockers. :D


Have the ability to fly or have the ability to breathe underwater?

[Girlystevedave]

JB, look at my post from a few days ago. Great minds and all that. :couple:




Have the ability to fly for a day,... or swim in the ocean for a day without ever having to come up for air? (or get eaten of course. haha)

Fly. Breathing under water won't change the fact that I can barely swim. :lol:

Meet a celebrity or throw a water balloon at a celebrity?

[John Blaze]

JB, look at my post from a few days ago. Great minds and all that. :couple:

missed it! :D


Throw a water ballon at Andy Dick. From the top of the empire state building. And it's full of skunk piss.


Stovetop or Grill?

[Bethany]

Grill, but I don't have one :(

Brain freeze or stub your toe?

[haunted.lunchbox]

Brain freeze.

Lose sight in an eye or hearing in an ear?

[John Blaze]

hearing. I'd still have one ear, so it would be ok.


drive a comfy vehicle that makes you feel guilty about the environment, or a sardine can that gets 55mpg and makes you feel superior.

[Emily]

Comfy vehicle. Go ahead an judge me, world. All little vehicles make me feel nauseous, so my adorable hybrid won't be so adorable when I vomit violently all over it.


Wear boxers or briefs?

[John Blaze]

Boxer Brief's actually. I went from tighty whities to boxers when I was 12, and graduated to boxer briefs at 21. Just comfy.

Turkey or Brisket?

[alkanto]

Turkey

Milk, white, or dark chocolate?

[John Blaze]

milk.

Egg Nog, or hot totties?

[Bethany]

As I prefer not to drink snot, a hot toddy (hot chocolate with butterscotch schnapps is yummy).

Potato salad with mustard or mayo?

[John Blaze]

i use both. :P


lentils or peas?

[Bethany]

Peas, English peas to be exact.

Mary Ann or Ginger?

[Girlystevedave]

Mary Ann. Ginger's too fancy. :P

Listen to The Monkees or Simon and Garfunkel? :cyclops:

[Bethany]

The Monkees :wub: Love me some Monkees

Sweet Tarts or Smarties?

[Girlystevedave]

Me too! :wub:

Smarties. Sweet tarts are nasty.

Become a werewolf or a vampire? (and not a sparkly one :P )

[John Blaze]

Vampire, more self control.


Also, sweet tarts are great, but not as great as shockers, or shock tarts that was.


rare pets or common pets?

[Bethany]

Can't go wrong with a good doggie.

Comfort zone or adventure?

[Girlystevedave]

Comfort zone. I'm not one to try new adventurous things. Unless it's a roller-coaster. :) Adventure to me normally means: danger. :lol:

Rainy day without an umbrella or sunny day at the beach?

[Bethany]

I never, ever carry an umbrella :P but I'll take the beach anyway.

Toothache or ingrown toenail?

[John Blaze]

toenail, I can fix those myself.


missing family or missing significant other?

[Bethany]

Both suck :( Missing SO, reunions are typically better than with family :D

Too hot or too cold?

[Emily]

Too cold. I freaking hate the summer/being hot.


Go swimming or go hiking?

[John Blaze]

too cold. You can always add layers, but when it is too hot you can't always remove layers, ya dig?


East coast or west coast rap?

[John Blaze]

Too cold. I freaking hate the summer/being hot.


Go swimming or go hiking?
Hiking. I'm a fucken goat, my dad always said.


east coast or west coast rap?

[Emily]

East coast, though I love West coast rap too.


savoury breakfast foods or sweet breakfast foods?

[John Blaze]

define savoury?

I'd choose savoury, because I'd rather have eggs and bacon than cereal or pancakes, any day of the week. I love eggs and bacon.


root beer float or ice cream sundae?

[Emily]

Think you got the gist of it- like eggs/sausage/bacon/homefries VS cereal/pancakes/french toast. I'd go with the eggs and such also :thumbsup:

[Bethany]

Root beer float, and bacon and eggs :D

Bath or shower?

[Walkingman79]

Ice cream sundae please.

Let's talk razors,Electric or Manual?

[Walkingman79]

oops.I like a good bath and now ^

[John Blaze]

Manual. I use mach 3's, have since they came out, and nothing is better on my skin.


truck or car?

[Bethany]

Truck :P (shall we argue what a truck is?)

Bugs or Daffy?

[John Blaze]

Bugs. Daffy is an idiot.


Roadrunner or Wile E. Coyote?

[Bethany]

Wile E. Coyote, I like his determination.

Man in Black or Varys?

[alkanto]

Varys...I feel like I could outrun significantly better. Ergo, he's easier to escape.

(American) Football or Rugby?

[Girlystevedave]

Rugby. Those guys are ruthless in my book.


Listen to music or watch tv?

[John Blaze]

Music. I can multitask with music.


yellow or white cheeses?

[LadyHitchhiker]

yellow but I'll eat both

parm-uh-zean or par-may-sun?

[John Blaze]

par may sean.


Crazy people or boring people?

[Erin]

Boring people. I've had enough crazy to last a lifetime with my husband's ex. Sheesh.


Be bitten by a snake or be stung by 50 bees?

[Girlystevedave]

Stung by bees. The snake may be poisonous. :unsure:

Sing karaoke or make fun of the people who do?

[John Blaze]

Sing it, and endure the mocking laughter.

I love to sing, and I have no voice. :(

Sleep or have sex?

[sarah]

sex dur :rolleyes:


Would you rather go out dancing or turn up the music real loud and dance around the house?

[John Blaze]

Can I do both? if not, go dancing.


Buffy or Angel on tv?

[Bethany]

Angel

Good sex/no money or rich/bad sex?

[John Blaze]

rich and bad sex. I can always masturbate. :P



Chicken or Fish?

[Bethany]

Chicken.

Give or receive?

[John Blaze]

Give. I'm good. :D


Good book or good movie?

[Bethany]

:doh::scared: :P

Good book. I'll take the book any day of the week.

Smell something gross or taste something gross?

[Emily]

How gross are we talking here? I think I'll go with smell something gross, I can hold my breath for a long time.


sleep naked or with pjs on?

[Bethany]

Naked

:ninja:

Quiet or background noise?

[Emily]

:lol: Me too

Quiet usually, unless I get spooked- in which case I turn the tv on for background noise.

amusement park or museum?

[Bethany]

Museum, I can't ride any rides anymore without violently puking. :(

Emotion filled email or greeting card snail mail?

[John Blaze]

snail mail. It's always special. :D

me too, btw. More comfy.


Long hot bath or quick shower?

[Emily]

Long hot bath. Nothing like it.


Thick, warm socks or barefoot?

[Bethany]

I love snail mail!

Do you even have to ask??? Bath. Hours' long bath.

Drive or passenger?

[Bethany]

Long hot bath. Nothing like it.


Thick, warm socks or barefoot?

Barefeeted. I only wear shoes because The Man says I have to.

[John Blaze]

Long hot bath. Nothing like it.


Thick, warm socks or barefoot?


I love snail mail!

Do you even have to ask??? Bath. Hours' long bath.

Drive or passenger?


Drive. I trust myself.


Fly or Drive?

[Emily]

Drive. I wouldn't say I hate flying, but I don't enjoy it either.


day or night?

[Bethany]

Night, I am quite the night owl in my old age.

Older or younger?

[Emily]

Like dating-wise? Older. Usually too much older, actually.


Cuddling or no cuddling?

[Bethany]

Hmm, cuddling, but not in bed, unless I'm freezing.

Bathe in the morning or night?

[Walkingman79]

At night after a long day at work.

Do the "Electric slide" or "The margerana"

[John Blaze]

slide. Classy
and it's Macarena. :P


Eat noodles or rice?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Noodles. Rice remind me of maggots. Blegh..

Horse or Ostrich?

[John Blaze]

to ride or to eat?

[Emily]

I've eaten both of those so I'm going to say horse. Both are actually lean and healthy meats, though.


go to the beach during the day or the night?

[LadyHitchhiker]

The night. I've only ever been during the day and would like to see it in all its dark glory.

Okay LOL I meant ride, so ride a horse or an ostrich?

[cozener]

I don't think an ostrich could carry me so I'm going to go with the horse.

Would you rather serve a life sentence or be executed?

[John Blaze]

Executed. Fuck being helpess in a cage.


Would you rather father children and never see them, or raise someone else's kids like they were your own?

[a fan]

raice some elses kids

strandede in the ocan or in the dessert

[cozener]

Desert, at least there's no temptation to drink ocean water there.

What would you do if a djinn offered you unheard of wealth but to get it you would have to become a member of the opposite sex?

[haunted.lunchbox]

Desert, at least there's no temptation to drink ocean water there.

What would you do if a djinn offered you unheard of wealth but to get it you would have to become a member of the opposite sex?

Not take the wealth. I may not be filthy rich, but I'm happy and unwilling to give up multiples.....

Live next to a nuclear reactor, or a sewage treatment center?

[Bethany]

Sewage treatment, it doesn't smell all the time and you get used to the smell :D
(My dad worked at one for several years and actually lived at the plant.)

Lose your sense of smell or taste?

[haunted.lunchbox]

Sewage treatment, it doesn't smell all the time and you get used to the smell :D
(My dad worked at one for several years and actually lived at the plant.)

Lose your sense of smell or taste?

Taste... goodbye cravings.

Be forced to have a very visible tattoo of a butterfly or a rainbow.

[Bethany]

Butterfly, rainbows are for sissies.

Pee in your pants or puke in public?

[Sam]

Taste... goodbye cravings.

Be forced to have a very visible tattoo of a butterfly or a rainbow.

I have TWO very visible tattoos of a butterfly. On my forearm actually.

As for Bethany's question, puke in public. I don't have to change my clothes for that one.

Would you rather suffer a skull fracture at the back of your skull (no severe brain damage though, but a pretty bad concussion at least will result) or smash your little toe with a 3lb sledge hammer?

[haunted.lunchbox]

I have TWO very visible tattoos of a butterfly. On my forearm actually.

As for Bethany's question, puke in public. I don't have to change my clothes for that one.

Would you rather suffer a skull fracture at the back of your skull (no severe brain damage though, but a pretty bad concussion at least will result) or smash your little toe with a 3lb sledge hammer?

Sorry, I'm not into the whole butterfly thing... but you can make fun of me because I have a tribal type heart.... I was so young.....

I can't answer your would you rather question because it scares me.

[Erin]

Skull fracture.



Would you rather lose all of your old memories or never be able to make new ones?

[John Blaze]

damn, that's a great question.

I'd say neither, but under duress I'll go with lose old ones. Gets rid of the guilt that way. :P

here's an easy one.

have a Tom Selleck mustachio, or a ZZ Top beard?

[Yaksha]

Tom Selleck no contest.

Get beat up by a midget or a 5 year old girl

[John Blaze]

5 yr old girl. I can use her gender as an excuse.

go to war or go to jail?

[Emily]

War. I have a weird phobia of being locked in places.

Play in the snow or at the beach?

[Odetta]

BEACH! And to continue your train of thought


live in arctic tundra or tropical paradise

[Erin]

Tropical Paradise!


Go back in time to the Middle Ages or Prehistoric Man?

[Emily]

Middle ages! That would be so cool.

The opportunity to go back in time and change something or to go forward in time and see what happens?

[John Blaze]

Forward. If I fixed some of my mistakes I wouldn't be where I'm at now, but if I went ahead and found out what happens I can change my future for the better.

Be single and lonely or shackled and unhappy?