The best thing about wearing a face mask is that it hides your ball gag.

[Gunkslinger]

Bob Brooks is backing up the train,

an enemy country is dismantling a plane.

Technological espionage, probably not,

the competition just wants to know what you got.

Take it apart, put it together,

strive to improve, make it even better.

[Ivo]

Reverse engineering

[Gunkslinger]

You say true a dismantled goose for you.

[Jon]

Tell us about Bob Brooks, Riddlemaster.

[Gunkslinger]

Tell us about Bob Brooks, Riddlemaster.

Blasphemy!

Seriously? Engineer Bob? Charlie the Choo Choo? Beryl Evans?

This is the Dark Tower.org page correct?

And I just checked the calendar and it's not April 1st, it's May 1st.

The villagers have torches and pitchforks and are currently storming Jon's house. :panic: :onfire::beat: :harrier: :shoot:

Where's that ball gag at?

[Jon]

I just wanted a bed time story, daddy!


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[Gunkslinger]

[QUOTE=Jon;1239455]I just wanted a bed time story, daddy!

I'm so sorry, so here goes....

Once upon a bye, before your grandfather's grandfather was born, on the edge of an unexplored wilderness called the Endless Forest, there it was said that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Have a good night and sweet dreams.

Stephen King goes all out Samuel L. Jackson.