Smackdown! You talkin' to ME????

[Odetta]

Need to do some ass-kicking? Do it here!



Welcome, Story, I've been expecting you.

(hides nunchuks behind back)

[Storyslinger]

Oh my god, I think I'm going to shit my pants :rofl:

Seriosly though
http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/bring_it_on.gif

Lets dance

[Odetta]

you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


*tosses grenade*

[Matt]

**Sicks that "Saw" guy on the both of them**

[Storyslinger]

http://darisa.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/cat-hiding-mouse.jpg

MISSED ME

Take this

http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/zelda_ds_magscans.jpg

[Odetta]

**Sicks that "Saw" guy on the both of them**

what-EVERRRRR!


*Indian leg wrestles 'that "Saw" guy'*

[Storyslinger]

Points and laughs at O and saw guy

[Odetta]

*sucker punches story*

[Odetta]

*lays proximity mine for whomever enters next*

[sarajean]

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/8/8e/Mine.jpg

shit, it got me.

[Daghain]

Cool! You set it off! I'm SAFE!!!!! :lol:

[Storyslinger]

*Throws the burlap bag over O's head*

[Jean]

::with one rapid slash of the claw rips the bag and sets O free!::

[Storyslinger]

*sics the tickle monster on the interfering bear*:lol:

[Jean]

::scratches his sides on nearby trees, which all fall on Storyslinger!::

[Storyslinger]

*digs out from underneath the trees and unleashes....*
http://www.eglobe1.com/word/wp-content/images/photos/Animals/Japanese-Bunny.jpg

[Jean]

::puts the leash back on whatever is unleashed::

[Storyslinger]

*throws ninja stars to cut the leash*

[Jean]

::places a big mirror so Storyslinger can't see where he throws shuriken, and they all miss their target::

[Storyslinger]

*throws a rock at the mirror*

[Jean]

::places the fan so the shards fly back at Storyslinger!::

[Storyslinger]

*puts on a puff snowsuit so he doesn't get cut*

[Odetta]

*shoves dry ice down the back of story's snowsuit*



*kisses the big bruin who aided me*

[Storyslinger]

*dances around madly trying to get the ice out*

*slings his hard covered dictionary at O*

[Odetta]

thanks! I'm in the middle of an online Scrabble game and this could come in handy!


*blows dragon-fire in story's direction*

[Storyslinger]

*puts a large wall of ice in front of dragon-fire*

*starts digging a hole*

[Odetta]

hmmm... where is this leading?

[Storyslinger]

*continues digging hole*

[Odetta]

are you digging a hole to CHINA?
(We always used to say that as kids, but that never made sense)

[Storyslinger]

*looks up over the rim of the hole and laughs*

*continues digging*

[Odetta]

*grabs another shovel and starts burying (sp) Story in the whole he is digging!*

[Storyslinger]

*coughs up dirt, jumps out of the hole and runs as the self made volcanoe explodes*
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_12_6_2002_19_04_29/Big_Explosion.jpgD0C9DC22-8CA7-4363-90A9AC176C77FB73.jpgLarge.jpg

[Odetta]

didn't see that coming!

[Storyslinger]

*wipes eyebrows off on his sleve and laughs*

[Odetta]

*tosses darkthoughts a lit cherry bomb*

[Storyslinger]

*jumps behind a bunker*

[Darkthoughts]

Isn't sure what a cherry bomb is...so eats it...*burp*...KA-POW! :D

[Odetta]

*wipes darkthoughts body parts off face*

[Darkthoughts]

Leaves behind flesh eating parasitic residue :evil:

[Storyslinger]

O---->http://www.purepwnage.com/forums/style_emoticons/darksmilies/pp_smiley7.gif<---Story


*sets laser trip mines all around the room for whoever may enter next*

*runs screaming from the room as his flesh is devoured*

[Odetta]

damn!


*has to do some creative gymnastics to get thru the room inscathed, which is particularly difficult in a protective suit*

[Storyslinger]

*trips O as she does her gymnastics*

[Odetta]

*rolls 19 times until smacking into the wall, only to learn the trip wires were defective*


*flips story the bird*

[Storyslinger]

*laughs, and laughs*
*sides begin to hurt*

[Odetta]

*kicks story in the shin... really hard-like*

[Storyslinger]

*hopes around on one foot, holding shin*

*kick O in the ass......real,real hard like*

[Storyslinger]

*twists O's arm*~you told me too

[Kevin]

*throws his birthday hockey skates at Story*

[Storyslinger]

*ducks*

Gald to see someone new in here

*dumps the beer he was going to give Kevin on his head*

[Odetta]

*opens door, tosses in dynamite*

[Storyslinger]

*pushes Kevin behind a bunker and dives on top of the dynamite*

"Don't kill the boy, he's too young to die"

[Odetta]

you're saving the guy who's beating you down with skates?

*smacks story up-side the head*

[Storyslinger]

*trys to focus on O through double vision*

"I told you should drink with us"

*swings drunkenly at O, misses, then falls on his ass*

[Odetta]

I can hold my liquor, sir!

*downs a bottle of JD*













*pukes on floor*

[Storyslinger]

*wipes puke of his nice shirt*

*slaps O down-side the head for not holding her liquor*

[Odetta]

oh... I see how it is. Beating on women... nice!


*kicks story in teeth*

[Storyslinger]

*relizes that he just slapped O*

"Sorry"

*goes to give O a hug, but then notices that he just spit out a handfull of teeth*

"That's it"

*covers O's backside in super glue, then pushes her on her butt*

[Odetta]

hmmm...


*looks in pockets... piece of string, candy wrapper, and a pen*

*begins to build a bomb - MacGyver-style*

[Storyslinger]

*is forced into wild laughter by O's action*

[Odetta]

you just wait, Mister Man!

[Storyslinger]

*gets a plastic lawn chair and sits down with a fresh beer*

[Odetta]

Welcome Story, nice to see you back!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8436/thumbnailtw0.jpg

[jayson]

would you care for a welcome back beat-down storyslinger? :lol:

[ATG]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=87992&rendTypeId=4

[Odetta]

rawr!

me likey Conan

[Wuducynn]

His mother was hot. Talk about a MILF. That was the most upsetting part of that whole movie when she got her head cut off.

[Odetta]

*steps on AllHail's foot*

[jayson]

His mother was hot. Talk about a MILF. That was the most upsetting part of that whole movie when she got her head cut off.

as usual, i agree with you.

[Storyslinger]

~Sends a swift kick up everyone's ass~

[Odetta]

you shouldn't do that to AllHail... he likes it a little too much for this thread! ;)


*passes story a drink laced with iocane powder*

[Storyslinger]

*drinks deeply, then throws the glass across the room*

*stumbles, then falls*

[jayson]

it's ok, in this thread i agree with a series of swift *boots to the head*

[Odetta]

just relax story, it'll all be over in a minute!

[Storyslinger]

* pulls himself to his feet, and vomits into O's face*

[jayson]

*grabs a chair to watch O deliver the coup de grace to storyslinger*

[Odetta]

nice!

anybody got a mop?

[Storyslinger]

*hands O a mop, then falls over*

[Odetta]

*cleans up room... we need a tidy Smackdown thread*

*smacks RofG with the mop handle, pours bucket of puke water down story's pants*

[Storyslinger]

*twitches*

[Odetta]

*puts mop and bucket away*

[Storyslinger]

*peeks through one puke stained eye*

[Odetta]

* goes to wash out vomit from clothes*

[Storyslinger]

*crawls slowly after O*

[ATG]

I've got my eye on this thread.


http://i18.tinypic.com/86gw9li.gif

[Storyslinger]

*pokes ATG's eye*

[Ka-tet]

MWHAHAHA TAKE THAT EVIL ZOMBIES!

[Brice]

*zombiesaki drinks all the holy water up*

*zombiebrice, zombieryan, zombiesj, and zombie bahamut resume attack*

[Ka-tet]

*restocks holy water*

And saki is a zombie how the hell can she drink holy water?

[obscurejude]

*bleeds and places vial of zombie blood in Middlesborough water supply*

[Unfound One]

Mwwaahahaha - take that Scout!

[obscurejude]

*restocks holy water*

And saki is a zombie how the hell can she drink holy water?

weak bladder, it went through her too fast. She's no longer immune, but is now our watch cat.

*Saki sits in pirate nest as ship of zombies sails toward England accross the atlantic*

[Brice]

*restocks holy water*

And saki is a zombie how the hell can she drink holy water?


She converted . Now she just views eating your flesh as communion. ;)

[Ka-tet]

*flees from middlesbrough*

*Launces nuke at middlesbrough*

Been waiting to do that for a while

*orders leon kennedy to pwn zombies*

[Brice]

*stocks ship up with Harper Lee books*

[Unfound One]

Who the hell is Leon Kennedy?!?!

[obscurejude]

*fires books from cannons, spreading them all over the U.K.*

[Brice]

*wonders again who the hell Leon Kennedy is*

*enlists zombieharperlee to help*

[obscurejude]

Who the hell is Leon Kennedy?!?!

Scout's hero.

[Ka-tet]

*jumps off ship*

*swims to antarctica*

*watches leon pwn zombies*

Leon kenedy is a hero from the resident evil games(he kills zombies ><)

[obscurejude]

*writes memoir, "To Kill a Scout"*

[Brice]

*barbecues Leon and feeds to other zombies*

[Unfound One]

:lol:

[obscurejude]

*wipes Leon off of chin*

[Ka-tet]

*burns memoir before obsucurejude can publish it*

*Summons the all powerfull sonata arctica(look them up)*

MWHAHAHA I HAVE THE POWER OF HAIRY FINNISH ROCK GODS!

[obscurejude]

*burns memoir before obsucurejude can publish it*

*Summons the all powerfull sonata arctica(look them up)*

MWHAHAHA I HAVE THE POWER OF HAIRY FINNISH ROCK GODS!

Too late, zombie saki already ripped it off of the door of Wittenberg and copied it faster than Luther's 95 theses.

*U.K. reads memoir and collectively hunts Scout*

[Ka-tet]

DAMN THAT CAT

*gives in*

[Unfound One]

Finally.

[Brice]

*sends Varg Vikerness (look him up) after both sonata artica and ka-tet*

[Ka-tet]

Lol, id have kept going but im fresh out of "ways to defeat evil zombie DT fans"

No need brice, you win damn it you win ><

[Brice]

*turns ka-tet into Harper Lee loving zombie named Scout*

[obscurejude]

*sends Varg Vikerness (look him up) after both sonata artica and ka-tet*

I assume that you mean you are sending Varg after Scout? :nana: :nana: :nana:

[Ka-tet]

*buys every single copy of to kill a mockingbird*

[Brice]

Yes, indeed! Are you familiar with him? (Varg, not Scout)

[Brice]

*buys every single copy of to kill a mockingbird*


:rofl: Now, that's a fucking brilliant surrender.

[obscurejude]

*buys every single copy of to kill a mockingbird*

You must like to see your name in print. :rock:

Scout, :rofl:

:rock:

[Ka-tet]

*buys every single copy of to kill a mockingbird*


:rofl: Now, that's a fucking brilliant surrender.


I do my best ><

[Brice]

:clap:

[Odetta]

does anyone need an ass-kicking?

*holds steel pipe*