The Rapture

[LadyHitchhiker]

Some people believe that the end of the world is going to happen today. I'm not one of those believers, but just in case they're right, I just wanted to let you all know that:
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candy]

:lol: if I dont see you again i love you too

Do we know what time this here rapture is due to take place? i would like to put some nice clothes on and a little bit of make up

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would like to be making love, but I don't see that probably happening... :wtf:

I should oogly googly what time this supposed rapture is happening...

[LadyHitchhiker]

http://judgementday2011.com/ Hmmm.. linky but it doesn't say what time...

At least on the Terminator movies they were extremely specific about time...

[candy]

i have seen 6pm, not sure which time zone. But its bound to be American, everything revolves around you guys :rofl:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes, us being the evil step child of Europe and all ;)

[LadyHitchhiker]

I wonder how many people are calling in to work today because they think the end of the world is coming! LOL

[candy]

I saw something on another thread, with a link to someone on the internet asking for donations!!! :lol:

To be honest i didnt know it was the end of the world until today, hence the needing to get some nice clothes and make up. I would have prefered to be better prepared

(Liz, you will love this, currently got Shadow biting my hand to stop typing, she obviously knows more than she is letting on)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Cats know all and see all!

Mine aren't too worried, so I'll try and trust their judgement... :)

Perhaps they just call it judgement day because we will be reassessed by our cats?

[candy]

I have been found wanting :cry:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Just for the moment... remember, those cats are a fickle creature... and think of all the years your Shadow has loved you!!!

You're probably just tasty!

[Jean]

:lol: if I dont see you again i love you too
you know candy,

I love you
Linda the bearQueen
Liz
Lisa the Fox
Woofer
Brice
Jon
feverish
Heather
Melikey
Barbara
path
Nikolett
brother John B.
Odetta
bethany
Doctor Dodge
pam
razz
Browning's
...and all my other friends...

- WHETHER OR NOT I'll see you again!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Excellent point, Jean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will love you guys, no matter what! :)

[flaggwalkstheline]

if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

[Adumbros]

well here' hopin Jerry B Jenkins and Tim LaHaye don't get left behind cause i for one can't stand those unimaginative blasphemous fools :yawn:

[Jean]

if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
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please, please, sig this!

[flaggwalkstheline]

if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
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please, please, sig this!

aliright, perhaps i will

[Jean]

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[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Is it time yet?

[Jean]

it has been May 22 for 3 hours here by now

[flaggwalkstheline]

yeah, did whoever decided this was the big one ever stop to think of timezones? cause for me i've still got 51 minutes until the alleged kaboom

[Adumbros]

well either i got left behind or the dude was so full of shit his eyes look like peanut butter

[Odetta]

Funny, I am still here... it is 6:18 where I live.Haven't felt any earthquake rumblings... shocker

(PS Jean, I love you, too, my CAPTAIN! *smooch* )

[iowabob]

To Whoever scheduled the End of the World for today:

Next time, show a little conisderation and not plan it on my mother's birthday.

Thank you.

[fernandito]

Wait, I'm still alive ?

Fail.

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Volcano in Iceland just started erupting, triggering over 50 earthquakes. And so it begins
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2011-05-21-iceland-volcano_n.htm

[LadyHitchhiker]

Well folks, I'm still here and it's 9:30 pm.... :) And Jon's still alive, and texting me like a maniac, or his zombie is... Zombie Jon is watching the race, so there are apparently still people racing in rapture times... although one just let the mf bomb on the tv so they're probably getting fined enormously....

And me, well I'm done with work in a half hour, gonna take a shower and head to bed... I still love you all! :)

[blavigne]

it has been May 22 for 3 hours here by now

Yea!! So glad your're still here!! :)

[blavigne]

If the world doesn't end today I am in huge trouble for all the stuff I put off...........................ooooops :)

[Merlin1958]

Well, I figured I wasn't going in the "Rapture, but what's the rest of you folks story??????????




LOL LOL LOL

[Jon]

Well, I figured I wasn't going in the "Rapture, but what's the rest of you folks story??????????



Insanity!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

I fully expected to still be here today, rapture or no, but I'm glad you non-heathens are still here as well.

[Bethany]

:lol: if I dont see you again i love you too
you know candy,

I love you
Linda the bearQueen
Liz
Lisa the Fox
Woofer
Brice
Jon
feverish
Heather
Melikey
Barbara
path
Nikolett
brother John B.
Odetta
bethany
Doctor Dodge
pam
Browning's
...and all my other friends...

- WHETHER OR NOT I'll see you again!

:couple:

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Jean, it made my day to make your list.

[Iwritecode]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm8zqodLa1qaqlyro1_500.jpg

[alinda]

Jean , my goodness i am so honored to make your list too, and yeah I'm still here too. recon I alwys will be. i am way too eveil to be taken to heaven in any kind of glory after all. :lol:
and NOW I have a new job idea too.:rofl;

[LadyHitchhiker]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm8zqodLa1qaqlyro1_500.jpg

That kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jean]

oh yes

[Odetta]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm8zqodLa1qaqlyro1_500.jpg

Sooo funny!! :lol:

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm8zqodLa1qaqlyro1_500.jpg

Thats going on FB!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Of course, now the destruction has been rescheduled for Oct 21. What a jackass! Ok. I wouldnt believe any of this crap at any rate, but if this guy was a true prophet of God, would God allow him to be wrong twice?!? I mean, did Noah say "There will be a great flood.", build the ark, and then when it didnt rain say, "oh I was wrong, it will be in 7 more years"? Then say, "this time, 40 days 40 nights" and then when that day came to pass say" gimmee another six months"? I guess I missed that chapter of Genesis. This guy should be charged with terrorism. I understand that he is protected by the first ammendment, but you cant run into a theater and yell "FIRE". This is the same thing but on a global scale, and it victimizes the less intelligent of our species.

[Merlin1958]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

I think you mean rupture :P

[Merlin1958]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

I think you mean rupture :P

Well, I was going for the whole "Theme thing", but I think I like yours better!!!!!


LOL

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Could use some rapture ;)

[Adumbros]

Of course, now the destruction has been rescheduled for Oct 21. What a jackass! Ok. I wouldnt believe any of this crap at any rate, but if this guy was a true prophet of God, would God allow him to be wrong twice?!? I mean, did Noah say "There will be a great flood.", build the ark, and then when it didnt rain say, "oh I was wrong, it will be in 7 more years"? Then say, "this time, 40 days 40 nights" and then when that day came to pass say" gimmee another six months"? I guess I missed that chapter of Genesis. This guy should be charged with terrorism. I understand that he is protected by the first ammendment, but you cant run into a theater and yell "FIRE". This is the same thing but on a global scale, and it victimizes the less intelligent of our species.

:clap:

[pathoftheturtle]

I will raise up a prophet from among their countrymen like you, and I will put My words in his mouth, and he shall speak to them all that I command him. It shall come about that whoever will not listen to My words which he shall speak in My name, I Myself will require it of him. But the prophet who speaks a word presumptuously in My name which I have not commanded him to speak, or which he speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die. You may say in your heart, "How will we know the word which the LORD has not spoken?" When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.

-- Deuteronomy 18:18-22In fact, this is one of the roots of scientific method; aside from Israel, few ancient religions had demands for verifiable predictions.

[LadyHitchhiker]

October 21st? That's my wedding anniversary!!! LOL If I'm still married by that point, that is.

[Iwritecode]

So now the world is going to end on October 21st? That will be a shitty b-day for me. :panic:

[DoctorDodge]

October 21st? First the Dark Tower movie gets delayed and now the end of the world? Gosh and fucking darnit, it's always the coolest stuff that happens to! (Crossing fingers it doesn't happen to the new Dredd movie...)

Oh, and Jean: also glad to see I made your list! (Even if I've still yet to watch Repulsion...)

[Adumbros]

Ya know...I'll be punished, and rightly so, for saying this, but it would serve that man right if God DOES in fact perform the Rapture on October 21, and simultaneously makes him World Public Enemy number one in the mind of the forthcoming Antichrist.

[candy]

The thing is;- if the old guy gets it right, no one will thank him (as we will all be raptured)
if he gets it wrong (again) then no one will thank him

Really he need to learn to shut the F&&K up.

I even read on one of the news sites today, that they are considering sueing him under the 'terrorism act' due to the wide spread panic he has caused............

........................................ **tumbleweed**

I never saw no wide spread panic?

[Jon]

If I predict the rapture for every day of they year...each year; I'm bound to be right...or I;ll die and be forgotten.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

You are a profit Jon, can I be in your cult?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Jon, how could you ever be forgotten?

Btw I'll be in the cult. It should involve sheep of some sort, though.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Ummmm......I meant prophet.....haha.

[candy]

we all profit from the prophet

[Jean]

The thing is;- if the old guy gets it right, no one will thank him (as we will all be raptured)
if he gets it wrong (again) then no one will thank him

Really he need to learn to shut the F&&K up.
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I'm kind of disappointed that the Rapture didn't occur the 21st. I was totally ready for world peace, human rights, and the advancement of scientific discovery.I wasn't, for any of these.

[Jon]

I predict sunset...very soon!

Come my children. Gather round with the rest of my "flock" for the end of the nuclear bomb's good twin.

[Adumbros]

i think the 21st WAS the Rapture. Jesus took one quick glance, realized there ain't one soul currently on earth who's worthy, and just passed us all by. :yawn:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I predict sunset...very soon!

Come my children. Gather round with the rest of my "flock" for the end of the nuclear bomb's good twin.

Praise the Great Holy Gawd Bomb!!!!!

[Adumbros]

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

THE MONSTERS ARE COMING!

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

[LadyHitchhiker]

"I'm not dead yet."
"Oh shut up... you will be in a moment."
"No, really; I feel fine. I feel haaaapy, I feel haaaapy!"

[Adumbros]

I say we get Blondie to play their signature hit during a worldwide benefit concert on October 21 :lol:

[Jean]

i think the 21st WAS the Rapture. Jesus took one quick glance, realized there ain't one soul currently on earth who's worthy, and just passed us all by. :yawn:
Precisely. This is the reason why I am perfectly sure nothing like this is going to happen in my life time: who am I to start an event of such unprecedented scale for?

[pathoftheturtle]

Every day, a lot of people disappear, never to be seen again. That's been going on forever. So, yeah, the rest of us might not notice anything out of the ordinary, if the number weren't significantly large. And Satan would probably confuse us by sending some kind of demon or something to try and impersonate Jean. lol

[Adumbros]

oh God no one Jean is enough :lol:

[mystima]

Well as we get closer to the "big day" in December...did you notice that the day, the 21st is in there for some reason...that is what i noticed. maybe he got the date wrong by one year and 7 months...just saying..... :orely: :panic: :rofl:


not that i believe that stuff...lol

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's not even funny!!!! :panic:

I guess I better keep my towel handy... and my electronic thumb.

[mystima]

Don't forget to give the dolphins lots of fish before they leave.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I will indeed.... and beware when the mice start disappearing!!!!

[Merlin1958]

Also. be on the watch for "Dogs sleeping with Cats"!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL LOL






Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"

[Jean]

Every day, a lot of people disappear, never to be seen again. That's been going on forever. So, yeah, the rest of us might not notice anything out of the ordinary, if the number weren't significantly large. And Satan would probably confuse us by sending some kind of demon or something to try and impersonate Jean. lol


oh God no one Jean is enough :lol:
they don't call us "bears" for nothing...

[Adumbros]

well "bear" with me :lol:

[Jean]

you don't know what you're asking for...

[Adumbros]

oh i bear in mind :D

[Jean]

it's much worse than monkey on the back... ever so much more terrifying...

[Adumbros]

haha well if i can handle an italian g/f i'm sure i can handle bears :lol:

[Jean]

BEAR: HANDLE WITH CARE

[Odetta]

BEAR: HANDLE WITH CARE

sounds good to me, love :rose:

[Jon]

Yeah! Another Prophet of Disaster
Who says the ship is lost,
Another Prophet of Disaster
Leaving you to count the cost.
Taunting us with Visions,
Afflicting us with fear,
Predicting war for millions,
In the hope that one appears.

No point asking when it is,
No point asking who's to go,
No point asking what's the game,
No point asking who's to blame. - Iron Maiden (Smith/Dickinson/Harris)

[Adumbros]

BEAR: HANDLE WITH CARE

just so you know, the bear is my favorite character in The Great Outdoors (an awesome movie if you've never seen it, although i'm sure you don't/won't particularly care for the ending :lol:)

[LadyHitchhiker]

The Bear is my favorite character in that movie.. can't remember the title with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin... Which is impressive, because I really really dig Anthony Hopkins..

[Adumbros]

indeed. even though the baldwins suck as much as tom cruise :\ that's a lotta suckin

[DoctorDodge]

Hey, show some respect! Alec Baldwin was the fucking Shadow, brother! Classic little gem of a superhero movie!

[Adumbros]

i would rather have oprah winfrey rape me sideways with a spoon than watch any baldwin do so much as breathe, let alone act.

[alkanto]

So I'm guessing you're not a fan of 30Rock, then? I love Jack Donaghy on that show....well, to each, their own, I suppose

[DoctorDodge]

So I'm guessing you're not a fan of 30Rock, then?

Bloody hell, Pond, that was just what I was about to ask! It does scare me how similar our minds are at times! :lol:

[alkanto]

So I'm guessing you're not a fan of 30Rock, then?

Bloody hell, Pond, that was just what I was about to ask! It does scare me how similar our minds are at times! :lol:

:lol: Nice! Well, you know what they say, about great minds, and all that....

[DoctorDodge]

Yep, can't argue with that! Although I'm still more insane than you are (as the question I asked the other night regarding ghosts proved)! :P

[Adumbros]

i predict that on october 21 you will both be left behind and the baldwins will merge together into the single demonic entity they are and consume your souls :D

[DoctorDodge]

Don't be so ridiculous! If the apocalypse comes, it's not the Baldwins we've gotta worry about: it's the fucking Ninja Pandas who will finally have the opportunity to take over the world! Tsk, at least i know what i'm gonna be fighting when the day comes!

[alkanto]

Don't be so ridiculous! If the apocalypse comes, it's not the Baldwins we've gotta worry about: it's the fucking Ninja Pandas who will finally have the opportunity to take over the world! Tsk, at least i know what i'm gonna be fighting when the day comes!

Damn right :lol:

[Adumbros]

bullshit. everyone knows we have to worry about the first black woman in the oval office :lol: that bitch'd be likely to drop a bionuclear warhead on an entire continent over one homeless dude spillin the gravy!

[flaggwalkstheline]

bullshit. everyone knows we have to worry about the first black woman in the oval office :lol: that bitch'd be likely to drop a bionuclear warhead on an entire continent over one homeless dude spillin the gravy! :(

[Adumbros]

oh hush :lol: i speak on behalf of all hungry men when i say that black women are the SHIT!!!!

[pathoftheturtle]

Alec Baldwin -- :thumbsup:
Other Baldwins -- :nope:

[Adumbros]

so he's a smart Alec?

[LadyHitchhiker]

bullshit. everyone knows we have to worry about the first black woman in the oval office :lol: that bitch'd be likely to drop a bionuclear warhead on an entire continent over one homeless dude spillin the gravy! :(

I second that motion, Flagg.

[blavigne]

bullshit. everyone knows we have to worry about the first black woman in the oval office :lol: that bitch'd be likely to drop a bionuclear warhead on an entire continent over one homeless dude spillin the gravy! :(

I second that motion, Flagg.

Myself as well................:(

[Jon]

Too bad some folks can type.

[blavigne]

Too bad some folks can type.


yer bugger!! :)

[Adumbros]

too bad there's no cheese to accompany teenaged whine.

[DoctorDodge]

You have to admit, that comment about a black woman as president did come off across as both racist and sexist. I know, i know, you don't give a shit what people think, and maybe it was intended to be ironic, like my idol Chris Morris is whenever he pisses people off, but here it just seems incredibly offensive towards women and black people in general. There's nothing teenage about the complaints regarding that comment, mate.

[blavigne]

You have to admit, that comment about a black woman as president did come off across as both racist and sexist. I know, i know, you don't give a shit what people think, and maybe it was intended to be ironic, like my idol Chris Morris is whenever he pisses people off, but here it just seems incredibly offensive towards women and black people in general. There's nothing teenage about the complaints regarding that comment, mate.

well spoken and thank you :)

[Adumbros]

Doctor Who The F*ck Asked You! :angry: :lol:

[DoctorDodge]

Dude, i'm british: we don't need anyone to ask us to point out when someone's wrong, especially when we're right! :lol:

[Adumbros]

fuck you, ya wankah! :lol:

[Adumbros]

oh btw i pulled out the hangman but being as i won't be online at all for the next twenty four hours b/c i'll be spoiling my birfday girl you can take the feather and run with it once velc confirms i'm right. you got this post for proof.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

The movie with Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins was called The Edge, and was a really good movie. "The Bear", a mostly silent nature film about a bear cub that is orphaned by a hunter is probably the best movie I have every seen concerning bears. Jean, if you havent seen it, it is a must see for you.

Oh, and I was a little taken aback by the black woman president comment myself. Thought it was pretty inappropriate. I know I know fuck me too and all that.

[Adumbros]

apparently none of y'all mafuckas had one significant black friend's mama in ya life or you'd know what the implication of the comment was

[Jean]

I personally didn't find anything either sexist or racist about the comment in question. It impressed me as a piece of political satire, rather straightforward and not exactly PC, but then again, it's PC that will ruin the world, not humor, however wicked. I mean, let's not overreact, ok? It's personal comments (like "teenaged whine") that are thoroughly objectionable, not twisted sarcasm directed at the state of things in the world we're living in.

[DoctorDodge]

You see, that's the thing Jean. It's so easy to have misread his comment as just something offensive. As I've said, I'm a big fan of satire, that's why I set up the BS News thread after all (which I really need to post more often in), and Chris Morris, a man who keeps pissing off a ton of people in this country, is essentially my hero, but in everything he's done I can always tell what the satire is aimed at, and it's always been fair. For example, when he did the Brass Eye xmas special "Paedogeddon", he wasn't making fun of paedophilia so much as this country's media always using it as a cheap way to gain headlines. (I'd also strongly suggest looking it up on youtube Jean, as I'm watching it right now, and have forgotten the genius of this show!) Now I did wonder if Adumbro's comment was intended to be ironic, but the problem with message boards is that it can be really hard to do unless you're me.

[LadyHitchhiker]

The movie with Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins was called The Edge, and was a really good movie. "The Bear", a mostly silent nature film about a bear cub that is orphaned by a hunter is probably the best movie I have every seen concerning bears. Jean, if you havent seen it, it is a must see for you.
I love both of those movies... and thanks for reminding me the title of my bear movie! I was laughing hysterically when I was seeing the bear bouncing on the log. You could tell that the bear actor was playing and having a good time. Man, I love bears....

[Jean]

bears reciprocate

DD: you're right as usual... and one more thing: can you please keep some list of things for me to watch? I will attend to it after my vacation. Something is telling me that what you suggest just must be interesting for bears

[DoctorDodge]

DD: you're right as usual... and one more thing: can you please keep some list of things for me to watch? I will attend to it after my vacation. Something is telling me that what you suggest just must be interesting for bears

Being asked for recommendations by Jean? No, being called right by Jean? That's just about the most awesome comment a man can get! I'll get to working on that list of recommendations straight away. Don't worry, it'll be a small list, i think. At the moment, anyway. Although, it may just consist of a few British shows. Short shows compared to American ones, with the longest being 16 eps, but tv shows nonetheless, and I know how little you watch of tv compared to films. I'll keep a list handy, anyway, and send it to ya when you get back from your vacation.

[Merlin1958]

fuck you, ya wankah! :lol:


Dude, from what I have seen you are becoming a "blight" on these boards!!!!!!!! Can nothing be done???????

[pathoftheturtle]

fuck you, ya wankah! :lol:


Dude, from what I have seen you are becoming a "blight" on these boards!!!!!!!! Can nothing be done???????Let's just not invite him to the next rapture. LOL

[LadyHitchhiker]

:wtf: I think it's hysterical that this thread hasn't been merged yet!!!!!

Oh and well-played, fine gentlemen, Merlin and Path...

[Jean]

I don't think I'll merge it. These prophecies are many, we'll need this thread for the next time someone comes up with one. I heard the big event was postponed till some time in 2012.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Well thank ye sai... I'm amazed I finally came up with a new thread that wasn't merge-worthy...

[Merlin1958]

Well thank ye sai... I'm amazed I finally came up with a new thread that wasn't merge-worthy...

You "Go" girlfriend!!!!


:clap:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Well I luck out every now and then... ;)

[mystima]

Apparently Harold Camping has a stroke Thursday night after his radio show. No other news has been reported about his condition.

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/06/harold_camping_rapture_predict.php

[LadyHitchhiker]

:panic: Now how will we know when the world's going to end?!?!?

[Jon]

So I had to wear a light jacket yesterday. Today I stepped outside and began to curse God for sending me to Hell. After about five minutes of ranting and raving, Locke came outside and lead me in. He gently explained that a very warm front had moved in and we were to see mid 90 temps.

Man that was a close one. Who are these men in the white coats knocking at the door? LOCKE...ANSWER THE DOOR!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Jehovah's witnesses? You better turn down your heavy metal and put away your scrabble...

[mystima]

Put book of shadows in the closet.

[LadyHitchhiker]

should know I don't know where it went :S

[Jon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy4wXGc0pl8

[mystima]

these darn earthquakes happening this week are getting on my nerves.... Virginia and California...aaaccckkk. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:


found this map...shows all the quakes that happened this week...


http://earthquakes.tafoni.net/

[Jon]

So this ISN'T a thread for Blondie songs?



"The Rapture"

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
DJ's spinning I said my, my
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sais pas, Flashe no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

[Brice]

I suspect i'll be left here again. <_<

[DoctorDodge]

Has everyone got their apocalypse mixes ready for such an event? I'll be playing Black Hole Sun when it starts!

[alkanto]

I don't have a mix yet, but I think I might wear a poncho, just in case.. :lol:and yes...for those who don't know, it is a Doctor Who reference. I don't know why you would be surprised about that... :lol:

[Merlin1958]

I don't have a mix yet, but I think I might wear a poncho, just in case.. :lol:and yes...for those who don't know, it is a Doctor Who reference. I don't know why you would be surprised about that... :lol:

Dr. Who is a wussy. I'll take "Doc" from "Back to the Future" any time!!!!!










As I duck the rotten tomatoes tossed at my head Just kidding!!!!!! :unsure:

[alkanto]

Oh, I love Doc Brown! That's one of my favorite movies...I just like my Doctors to be a little more timey-wimey than most :lol:

[Jon]

Damn.. had planned to be bad until the 21st.

[sgc1999]

"there will be earthquakes in one place after another...."
Matthew 24:7



these darn earthquakes happening this week are getting on my nerves.... Virginia and California...aaaccckkk. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

"there will be earthquakes in one place after another..."
matthew 24:7


found this map...shows all the quakes that happened this week...


http://earthquakes.tafoni.net/

[Jon]

But doesn't the word "rapture" mean a time of great joy?

[Merlin1958]

But doesn't the word "rapture" mean a time of great joy?

"Joy" for those who go, not so much for those who don't!!!!! LOL

[pathoftheturtle]

But doesn't the word "rapture" mean a time of great joy?

"Joy" for those who go, not so much for those who don't!!!!! LOL
I think I'll be quite joyful.
It'd be the equivalent of working the night shift minimum wage at Arkham Asylum, then one night Batman comes in and methodically drowns all the inmates.Perhaps more like being an inmate who is just only there to work the night shift minimum wage in his own mind.

[Iwritecode]

Anyone know what time this is supposed to happen today? I want to set my DVR to record it.

:P

[Ben Staad]

Anyone know what time this is supposed to happen today? I want to set my DVR to record it.

:P

I'm still waiting...I packed my bags and everything!

Edit: I woke up this morning and I'm still here...WTF! I guess I need to put my clothes back in the closet now.

[Jon]

I'm hungry...anyone know where I can find some crow to eat?

[Merlin1958]

OK, everyone!!!! lets pack this up and meet back here next month!!!! Get those kids outta the editing van!!!! Lets move it people!!!


:clap:

[Chap]

Pretty sure the rapture happened, it's just that nobody was found worthy :panic:

[Merlin1958]

Pretty sure the rapture happened, it's just that nobody was found worthy :panic:

Not even the three sets of "Born Agains" knocking on my door this morning?????


:tongue1:

[Chap]

Pretty sure the rapture happened, it's just that nobody was found worthy :panic:

Not even the three sets of "Born Agains" knocking on my door this morning?????


:tongue1:

Especially not them :dance:

[Jon]

But...I set out cookies and milk for God!

[mystima]

I guess we have to keep our towels and hitch hiking gear for next year when the world is really supposed to end. If you haven't checked with the office in Alpha Centari about the proposed demolition of earth for relocation, you better do so at this time...hehehe.

[Merlin1958]

I guess we have to keep our towels and hitch hiking gear for next year when the world is really supposed to end. If you haven't checked with the office in Alpha Centari about the proposed demolition of earth for relocation, you better do so at this time...hehehe.

Also, Don't Panic and always have a towel!!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

:) Very niiiiiiiiiice, Merlin! :)

[mystima]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/377463_10150494195847999_95671212998_8539163_11460 54552_n.jpg

[Rjeso]

:clap:

[pathoftheturtle]

Where's my hoverboard? I still want a damn hoverboard!

[Ben Staad]

Where's my hoverboard? I still want a damn hoverboard!

+1

[Iwritecode]

I remember back when I was a kid and these movies had first come out. There was a rumor that spread around that Mattel had actually made real hoverboards but kept them a secret or something. I had always wondered where that started from.

Then just a few years ago we got the trilogy box set on DVD. I was watching the extra features one day and they were interviewing the director or somebody and he actually said that Mattel had made real hoverboards. He said that he was kidding later but it was interesting to see the source of that rumor I had heard so long ago.