What Do You NOT Want To Do Before You Die

[ICry4Oy]

Everyone's heard of the "bucket list" of things you would like to do before you die. Right?

I've started my own list. My list is the things I will never do before I die.

I call it my...

FUCKIT LIST

A few things are...

A woman
Holiday in Afghanistan
Jumping out of a plane that is not on fire



Got any?

[Dagavidiab]

...
A woman
Holiday in Afghanistan
Jumping out of a plane that is not on fire

...

¿? I lost you there...

To me....
Attend to a Reggeaton concert
Miss a limb (not even partialy)
Lose my wife

Just to name a few

[John_and_Yoko]

The one thing I don't want to do before I die is make a list of things I don't want to do before I die. :P

[Odetta]

own a minivan

[ICry4Oy]

...
A woman
Holiday in Afghanistan
Jumping out of a plane that is not on fire

...

¿? I lost you there...

To me....
Attend to a Reggeaton concert
Miss a limb (not even partialy)
Lose my wife

Just to name a few


LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.


Another one...
....eat another possum

[Dagavidiab]

LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.


Another one...
....eat another possum

Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!

[pathoftheturtle]

LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.


Another one...
....eat another possum

Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!Yeah, that's crazy. If you tried opossum, you might really like it! :P LOL

[Woofer]

LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.


Another one...
....eat another possum

Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!

ICry4Oy :couple:

Of course! Some people just know practically from birth. I, for example, have known about myself and my sexuality since I was too young to realize why I felt the way I did when I saw the things on TV that I was seeing. I also recognized that my peers didn't see it in the same way I did, so I closed off that part of me for many years. No frilly girly pinky crap for me (deeply disappointed my parents), give me black leather and a collar. RAWR!

I have also always known that I don't want kids. I never wanted babydolls to change, never wanted to play house (although if I were growing up today, I would play House{, M.D.}), never had any interest in childbirth, or the baby brothers and sisters of friends. After a 16 year with medical doctors, they finally tied my tubes, but they still made me sign copious documents swearing that I wouldn't sue them if I changed my mind and suddenly decided to get preggers. I'm 46 and have known I didn't want to have them since age 6. Pretty sure I'm not going to change my mind. Hell, I wish they'd taken the whole works out, but they don't like to do that because of blah blah blah. Yeah, go to hell, doc.

What I don't want to do:


Accidentally kill someone
Develop Alzheimers
Become paralyzed, whether paraplegic or quadroplegic

[Jean]

ditto everything Woofer said, minus the anatomy details (male bears differ from female wolves); also the black leather and a collar part should be mirrored; otherwise I could just copypaste

[Woofer]

ditto everything Woofer said, minus the anatomy details (male bears differ from female wolves); also the black leather and a collar part should be mirrored; otherwise I could just copypaste

:couple: :huglove:

[candy]

ditto to what woofer said. about the kids and the parents tearing their hair out as they never agreed with me on a whole lot of issues. But to get back on track

Things i don't want to do before i die
a) die:cowboy:
b) loose my mind
c) dislocate any more limbs - done that far too often thank you very much
d) eat poo:scared:

[Woofer]

ditto to what woofer said. about the kids and the parents tearing their hair out as they never agreed with me on a whole lot of issues. But to get back on track

Things i don't want to do before i die
a) die:cowboy:
b) loose my mind
c) dislocate any more limbs - done that far too often thank you very much
d) eat poo:scared:

Someone's been having nightmares about The Human Centipede. *wolfhug* Woofer will protect from evil scientists!

[candy]

phew, thanks woofer **shudders**

[Woofer]

Always, my friend. Always. *sheds a magical protective circle of wolf fur all around candy* That should help a lot!

[mystima]

what i don't want to do:

lose eyesight or hearing.
lose the ability to enjoy my family.

[Mike Beck]

- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time

- Be forced to eat another human being

- have my dick get caught in my zipper

- be eaten by a wild animal. psychologically it would really mess me up before i died, like, "why is this animal that doesn't even know me want me dead so bad!!!?? this thing i can't even communicate with is tearing me up violently and it's going to be the last thing i see in my life! bargggl...i'm dead."

[Woofer]

- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time

- Be forced to eat another human being

- have my dick get caught in my zipper

- be eaten by a wild animal. psychologically it would really mess me up before i died, like, "why is this animal that doesn't even know me want me dead so bad!!!?? this thing i can't even communicate with is tearing me up violently and it's going to be the last thing i see in my life! bargggl...i'm dead."

If it helps, Mike, you can console yourself with the fact that we already self cannibalize with habits like nail biting.

Additionally, if a wild animal ever attacks you, curse lack of prey for the hungry predator in the area for that is the reason you are being attacked: You are made of meat. Tasty, tasty meat! But that probably won't help. :(

[Bethany]

Get one of those worms that have to be rolled out of your body inch by inch.

[Jean]

- Be forced to eat another human being
...another?...

[John_and_Yoko]

- Be forced to eat another human being
...another?...

Presumably, Mike Beck is a human being.

Presumably.

What I do not want to do before I die is rot away to a skeleton. I'm saving that for AFTER I die.

Another thing I do not want to do before I die is be reincarnated. Seriously, how inconvenient would that be if I were born again before I die this time? :P

[Tito_Villa]

I really don't want to lose my girlfriend, don't know what i would do without her!

[Brice]

- Be forced to eat another human being
...another?...

Presumably, Mike Beck is a human being.

Presumably.



True, but if one is technically precise this statement does lead one to believe our buddy Mike has eaten one and just doesn't wish to eat another...or at least doesn't wish to be forced to do so. Maybe he wants to do it of his own volition. :unsure: :scared:

[CRinVA]

Do not want to die painfully
Do not want any sort of asisted living conditions (due to physical or mental health)
Do not want to die broke
Do not want to lose any family members before myself
Do not want to die young

[Woofer]

If you've ever swallowed your fingernails after biting or hangnails after biting them, you've self-cannibalized!

[candy]

- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time



now i have to add this to my list too!!:scared:

[ICry4Oy]

LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.


Another one...
....eat another possum

Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!


Always. I knew what I was before I even knew what it was called.

[ICry4Oy]

Woofer :clap::couple:


A friend sent me one of those Facebook virtual buttons that now reminds me of you. It said:

"If I wanted a baby inside me, I'd eat one."

[candy]

:clap:

[Woofer]

Woofer :clap::couple:


A friend sent me one of those Facebook virtual buttons that now reminds me of you. It said:

"If I wanted a baby inside me, I'd eat one."


That's hysterical! I love it.

Are we friended on FB?

[ICry4Oy]

No. :(

[alinda]

I'd like to say...and no offence to any of you guys
cuz, I love you all uncontidionally ....but I do not
ever whant to read another post from this thread
my mind is realling with TMI! :couple:.....:wtf:

[Woofer]

ROFL! Linda, you're so :ninja:. *wolfhug*

[Mike Beck]

- Be forced to eat another human being
...another?...

Presumably, Mike Beck is a human being.

Presumably.



True, but if one is technically precise this statement does lead one to believe our buddy Mike has eaten one and just doesn't wish to eat another...or at least doesn't wish to be forced to do so. Maybe he wants to do it of his own volition. :unsure: :scared:

Truth time. I am, indeed, a human. And I did eat a person. Once. Our plane crashed in the Andes, and we had no food and....wait. No, that's a movie. It looks like the answer is this: I have never eaten a human, and if i do ever have to eat one, i would prefer not to be forced. If i decide i don't like it after a few bites, then i would like the power to say "no more of this human. get me some chicken fingers. with honey mustard sauce, please."

[Mike Beck]

- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time



now i have to add this to my list too!!:scared:

I want to pee a little just thinking about it. :(

[ICry4Oy]

The room full of clowns thing would be AWESOME!!!:dance:

[Mike Beck]

Awesomely horrifying? or Awesome, like, "hey this is cool. this is a situation i truly want to be in right now?" :scared:

[candy]

- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time



now i have to add this to my list too!!:scared:

I want to pee a little just thinking about it. :(

i think i just did:ninja:

[ICry4Oy]

Awesomely horrifying? or Awesome, like, "hey this is cool. this is a situation i truly want to be in right now?" :scared:

#2!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2450/4051099697_c601928f5c_b.jpg

[Mike Beck]

no. :shoot:

[candy]

i hate you:cry::scared::cry:
:couple: not really, but you know i wont be able to sleep tonight

[Bethany]

This seems like an appropriate place for this.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j58/susanfox86/n693247111_1940590_5778.jpg

[candy]

**runs away screaming***:scared:

[Bethany]

It's the purple polyester pants isn't it? :weeps:

[John_and_Yoko]

All you coulrophobes take a look at this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald

[Quicksilver]

Hand my guns over to a facist American regime.:shoot:

[Jon]

Circus peanuts!!!

[Dagavidiab]

Truth time. I am, indeed, a human. And I did eat a person. Once. Our plane crashed in the Andes, and we had no food and....wait. No, that's a movie. It looks like the answer is this: I have never eaten a human, and if i do ever have to eat one, i would prefer not to be forced. If i decide i don't like it after a few bites, then i would like the power to say "no more of this human. get me some chicken fingers. with honey mustard sauce, please."

Not just a movie... This hapened

[Mike Beck]

Oh true. But Ethan Hawke was in it, so it helps me not to think about how it was based on a true story. :cowboy:

ah dammit, Bethany. that's a creepy clown! and look how upset that poor child is. :(
Actually....that parts kind of funny. :D

[Bethany]

Oh true. But Ethan Hawke was in it, so it helps me not to think about how it was based on a true story. :cowboy:

ah dammit, Bethany. that's a creepy clown! and look how upset that poor child is. :(
Actually....that parts kind of funny. :D

That poor child is me! Explains a lot, doesn't it?

I never want to watch Lost. There. I said it.

[Mike Beck]

* pulls the dagger out of his heart *

how....could you say such a thing?

[Cujo56]

Never, ever, ever, ever ,ever post in the "beef" thread. NevVAW gonna happen.

[Jon]

Janet Reno

[pathoftheturtle]

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/744/031255_16.jpg

[Jon]

I expressly asked you to tell no one, Mike!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I do not want to have to be in any large natural disaster.

I do not want to eat peanut butter.

I do not want to come down with incurable amnesia and forget all that I have loved.

I do not want to suffer horribly.

I do not want to encounter zombies - I encounter enough in my dreams.

I do not want to have not made a difference. Read it again, it makes sense, just worded funny.

[John_and_Yoko]

I do not want to have to be in any large natural disaster.

I do not want to eat peanut butter.

I do not want to come down with incurable amnesia and forget all that I have loved.

I do not want to suffer horribly.

I do not want to encounter zombies - I encounter enough in my dreams.

I do not want to have not made a difference. Read it again, it makes sense, just worded funny.

Allergic to peanuts...? :unsure:

[LadyHitchhiker]

No the smell just makes me wanna barf. It's from a morning involving stomach flu, gum stuck in hair and peanut butter used to get gum out of hair.

I *am* however VERY allergic to oranges.

[Cujo56]

Janet Reno

Oh damn, that's a good one!

I wanna change my answer!!

[cozener]

eat shit

[Dagavidiab]

eat shit

The Human Centipede!!!

[Girlystevedave]

Post a pic of my boobs on the internet. :cyclops:

[Bethany]

Eat someone's vomit.
Get a poop enema.

[Brice]

Post a pic of my boobs on the internet. :cyclops:

It's okay...regular mail is fine too. :cyclops:

[Girlystevedave]

:rofl:

You ass