of course, you speak of my ability to have fantastic, mind-boggling sex
smokes pole at nascar events
of course, you speak of my ability to have fantastic, mind-boggling sex
smokes pole at nascar events
I can't help myself around mechanics...
Likes to knit sweaters for their toes...
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actually for my mind. today is gonna be a morose motherfuckin day; both b/c it's the three-year annversary of my bff and her son dying, and b/c michelle is gonna be apart from me for a full 24-hour period for the first time.
probably hates me for dampening the mood.
Hates is such a strong word... besides the person below you game isn't always happy bouncy sunshine... Hope you're feeling better soon! If you need to talk I'm here!
Likes to gargle ketchup.
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yeah sure if it's vaginal blood MASQUERADING as ketchup otherwise yuck!
may have just lost their lunch due to my twisted mind, especially being as i wasn't kidding in the least
Umm... congratulations? Ewwww.. they're both gross....
Has no gps.
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or car
has no testicles
But I do have a vagina
Is weirded out by the word vagina
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only when not getting any
doesn't get as much vagina in a year as i do in a day even if they are female
I didn't realize this was a contest!
Likes to sleep outside in the rain.
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especially after having sex in the rain.
doesn't need a heart when a heart can be broken.
Because I'd rather want what I don't have then to have what I don't want.
Is a poet and they don't even know it.
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but i'll show it, when i grow it
will wear those shoes and i will wear that dress. whoa-oa.
And then we'll do the time warp again.
Likes to wake up in the morning and say "I'm energized"!
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only when actively crackbrained. otherwise i wake up and say "yo let's fuck"
thinks i am a misogynist
Only on the weekends.
Likes to wear a tutu on weekends and call themself a pretty princess.
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because you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a na-tur-al womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan).
is racist because they hate nascar.
Yes. I am racist against cars. Didn't you know that? I'd much rather race on llamas.
Is having a love affair with a sheep.
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goats, actually.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaah (good luck interpreting THAT one).
Ma ma ma can't read my poker face...
Is Lady Gaga
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I can't help it. I was born this way.
Lies on facebook.
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That's what It's there for.
Has the moves like Jagger
Jealous much?
has a third nipple
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Jealous much?
Is the reason Chuck Norris has a night light
He cries like a baby and begs me not to hurt him... too much
has a pet monkey
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.