The clever hamster thought he could fish from the water filled pothole.
fight mound perfect
The clever hamster thought he could fish from the water filled pothole.
fight mound perfect
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
He had to fight the urge to fondle her perfect mounds.
snicker, burst, puddle
Sloth Love Chunk
The crowd began to snicker as the man burst through the puddleof slush on his way to his car.
virginity, bulletin, conglomerate
After seeing this bulletin on virginity, I thought, these girls have a conglomerate on stating the obvious!
recommended - tragic - functionally
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
After hearing of his friends tragic accident, James decided to recommend to him a new car insurance company, which was a bit more functionally adept at handling cases.
bounce - static - obtuse
The obtuse member above me uses Bounce to reduce static cling.
chiefly, expand, latent
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
When the USB port on my computer failed for the third day in a row I began to badger the man from the IT department in a most offensive way.
Sellotape - Architect - Rat
As every smoker turns into MacGyver when the need arises and in keepng with the law which states that a needy stoner can constuct a bong out of any three objects I set to work with a rat, some sellotape, and a red paperclip to become the architect of the greatest pipe ever or at least a reasonable facsimile.
vivisection, gobo, satelittium
(NUCLEAR EXPLOSION)
I really like this game, so I'm starting it all over.
Taste, window, glide.
The raven, wishing he could taste the applie pie in the human's kitchen, dreamt he could glide right through the window.
owl, glasses, smile
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
The grandfather peered at his grandson through his glasses and said to him , "If you give grandpa a big smile, I'll let you play with the toy owl."
give , stone, hat
Wearing her wishing hat that Emily's mom promised to give to her, she took a stone off the floor and wished for it to be a donut.
Lost, cake, movies
A NEW GAME BEGINS
Ignoring Fernando's pressure for her to watch Lost, Amanda chose to eat cake and watch movies instead.
simple, crayon, electric
"Why can't life be more simple?" said Amanda to feev. "Stop playing with the electric knife and go color with your crayons!"
Mafia, door, vacuum
A NEW GAME BEGINS
"Wow...not the job I expected to be doing when I joined the Mafia," Al sighed to herself. She quietly closed the door behind her, careful to not wake up the Boss with the sounds of the vacuum.
metamorphosis, popcorn, lightning
She sat in her room, eating popcorn and reading Kafka's Metamorphosis by the window, admiring the lightning storm raging outside.
flight, involved, phone
Part of their agreement involved Saito making a phone call on the flight into the United States.
wasabi, hiccups, sidewalk
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
After collapsing off the beachy "sidewalk", Cobb realized the reason why he looked crazy in Saito's palace was because Saito put wasabi in his mushy corn, which gave him hiccups.
NBC, staircase, Obama
A NEW GAME BEGINS
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
No one at NBC studios would fess up pushing Obama down the third-floor staircase. But the interns sure laughed about it when the big-name execs weren't looking.
bolster, styrofoam, oven
The effort to stop widespread use of styrofoam containers was bolstered up by research establishing that they cannot be used in traditional ovens.
ongoing
effigy
lemongrass
If you are going through hell - keep going
The subsequent burning after the ongoing construction of the Chef Ramsay effigy, made entirely from lemongrass, was all that kept the contestants going...
nitwit
twig
beard
The nitwit plucked a twig from his beard.
pencil
wheel
phone
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