Of course. I am sure you would kill only bad people.. politicians.. for example.
Would you still love me if I had the voice of a 75-year-old hard-core smoker?
Of course. I am sure you would kill only bad people.. politicians.. for example.
Would you still love me if I had the voice of a 75-year-old hard-core smoker?
Roland would have understood.
Yes, you'd sound just like me.
Would you still love me if everytime I tried to walk I fell like a child just learning?
Yeah, I guess it would be the best if we sat down under a nice palm tree (you know where) and we could stay there forever.
Would you still love me if I hid a piranha in the toilet?
Roland would have understood.
Yes, though I think I might find another bathroom to use myself.
Would you still love me if I was so ugly I looked like I'd just gotten beaten in the face with a baseball bat all the time?
Yes; at least you'd still be cooler than Nicholas Cage.
Would you still love me if I put ketchup on your hair while you have been sleeping?
Yes, as long as you licked it off in the morning.
Would you still love me if I chewed YOUR fingernails in public?
I'm Pink, Therefore I'm Spam.
Yes. I love any displays of affection. Even public grooming.
Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhyme all the time?
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Yes. We could try to speak in rhyme together.
Would you still love me if I were married to Joker?
As long as you didn't compare me to him all the time.
Would you still love me if I was always confusing your favorite things with your least favorite things?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
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Of course. Maybe I would change my mind and I would start to like my least favourite things.
Would you still love me if I spent all my free time in cemeteries singing Queen songs?
Roland would have understood.
I would join you. Music soothes the savage beast, so does that mean ghouls too?
Would you still love me if I were constantly delirious?
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Of course I would. I wouldn't have to constantly smack you out of it would I? That's kind of not my bag.
Would you still love me if everyday I dressed up in a speedo and pretending that a single Cheerio was my blow-up tube?
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
I would find your imagination exhilirating and adorable.
Would you still love me if I pretended to be colorblind?
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Yes. I would talk about the colours for hours every day to you. To make you happy.
Would you still loved me if I hated the DT series? (I know, hard one)
*sighs* Yes. How could I not love you? But I would love you more if I could convert you
Would you still love me if it turned out I was a robot, and not a real human?
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It would be very difficult to not hope that you don't kill me in the Robocalypse, but I couldn't not love ya.
Would you still love me if I was a Brundlefly?
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
I might even love you more!
Would you still love me if I could only speak in dog?
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Arrrrrrf!
Would you still love me if I had my head on backwards?
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
I might even love you more.... I'm sure the bedroom would be more interesting than it has ever been!
Would you still love me if I really believed that happiness was a warm gun?
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Yes, as long as I could warm it up for you.
Would you still love me if I spent an hour a night digging in my belly button for fluff?
I'm Pink, Therefore I'm Spam.
Just as long as you still love me because I shed horribly from my ears.. and like to pick at them for an hour myself, just to get all that dead skin out..
Would you still love me if I thought I was a pirate?
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Of course!! I love pirates. You could help me buckle my swash.
Would you still love me if I had a tea lady called Maud as an imaginary friend?
I'm Pink, Therefore I'm Spam.
Well as long as her name wasn't Velma.
Would you still love me if I never bathed?
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I would. From far far away... but I would.
Would you still love me if I could count up just to 3? I mean to 2... no, yes. Um. I mean to..3?
Oh I'll do all the counting you need. Besides, if there's just you and me, we're the only two that matters!!!!
Will you still love me if I become famous for my 15 second youtube videos about my cat Linus?
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