13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)