I love the part in SoS, when Eddie and Roland me King and he says
"It's against my religion to insult men carrying guns."
I love the part in SoS, when Eddie and Roland me King and he says
"It's against my religion to insult men carrying guns."
I love the part where Roland keeps calling it a tooterfish sandwich....
And actually ROland's reaction to the first door was hysterical too.
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Damn....I know it is around here someplace. I've posted in it before. Now I can't seem to find it though....
Hmmm.
when in doubt, Monte, ask Jeeves.
I mean, of course, ask the bear!
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Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
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I knew I wasn't crazy.
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Okay, before having to return Wolves to a friend because his father owned it and suddenly decided it wasn't okay for me to borrow it, I read a scene in which the ka-tet goes todash. I forget if it's the first or second time, but I think it was the second because they had been following Jake to the rose. Anyway, there is a part where they are crossing the street, and Roland pretty much puts his hand out to a bunch of cars who are approaching and says, "Stop, in the name of Gilead!" or something to that effect.
I don't know why, but that line had me laughing so hard, still does.
talking about Wolves, here's one of my personal favorites:
The image of the Man Jesus was in profile, and Roland was glad. Had He been facing him full on, the gunslinger wasn't sure he could have done his morning business without closing his eyes, full though his bladder was. Strange place to put a picture of God's Son, he thought, and then realized it wasn't strange at all. In the ordinary course of things, only Rosalita used this privy, and the Man Jesus would have nothing to look at but her prim back.
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oy saying fuck. mrs. tassenbaum asking "young man did that animal just say fuck?"
rolands interpretations of some of our words fotografs, and astin stuff like that tickled me
Oy calling for silence in Wolves of the Calla and "Johnny Cash" in The Drawing of the Three, as well as Detta's reaction to Eddie and Roland...when she was thinking they were jacking each other off. Just seemed kinda random. Actually I find most of Detta's parts kinda funny for some reason.
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah
One of the funniest bits in the books for me:
The Drawing of the Three: SHUFFLE"I guess I'll live." He looks at Roland expressionlessly. "You'll never know how close it was a couple of times, though. Once I took one of your guns and put it against my head. Cocked it, held it there for awhile, and then took it away. Eased the hammer down and shoved it back in your holster"....
"What stopped you pulling the trigger?"
"Well, this is the only pair of pants I've got," Eddie says. "At the last second I thought that if I pulled the trigger and it was one of those dud shells, I'd never get up the guts to do it again ... and once you shit your pants, you gotta wash 'em right away or live with the stink forever. Henry told me that. He learned it in Nam. And since it was nighttime and Lester the Lobster was out, not to mention all his friends -"
But the gunslinger is laughing, laughing hard, although only an occasional cracked sound actually escapes from his lips.
oh man, i had forgotten all about him calling the lobstrosities "lester the lobster"
yeah, that is some classic eddie stuff right there.
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
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The come and cheese sandwich always cracked me up. And pretty much eveything Eddie said.
"that store bought pussy is always over rated by the younger generation"
Susannah Dean Best heard on the audio book of W & G
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
I got a pretty good laugh when Jake flips out on that taxi driver that almost hits Oy
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah