“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein
Good thing I always carry around silver:
too bad silver tarnishes in ozone
?
And what hurts the ozone?
Pollution is vewy vewy bad:
sad that we have to defend the earth from pollution.
God was the first arsonist.
yeah, but Nietzsche's not bothered by that:
The Jehova's Witness' don't think so:
that's why i gots ma guard dog
They're so easily distracted though...
distracted? i'll give you distracted.
Last edited by The Lady of Shadows; 08-17-2008 at 05:32 PM. Reason: image moved
These guys are a bit more charming -
This should take care of that problem.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
This guy is probably faster than the trap
But what if he gets stuck?
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein
we have a little fun!
(Thats disgusting)
Just be careful you don't cut off one of your fingers with those dissecting tools...
(we now pause while the turtle is violently and massively sick)
We'll, in the future, we can count on A.I. doing those things for us:
Are you responding to the previous page, Cyber?
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face.
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