A magical time put in stone
Only by revelations in three it was known
A late night infomercial reduces weight
But mocks my quality and fate
Prominent is my bearer's gait
The Frenchman, in need of Prilosec
May have surrendered me to Turner’s deck.
A young one worked on my first.
A “Champion” improved with little reversed.
Despite history and Hitler, today I sit
In the hands of a Brit.