"Somebody else's problem"
"May you suffer sudden gratuitous existence failure"
"Somebody else's problem"
"May you suffer sudden gratuitous existence failure"
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"i only know the King"
"we apologise for the inconvenience"
Arthur Dent's statue at the Cathedral of Hate
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985-"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS
"I'm Linus. Will you be my blankie?"
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"I swear to God, I'm not lying. Right, God?"
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
"I've put you in my ignore box."
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"I don't like your rug"
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Will post for food.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
:ROFLMAO:
That's hysterical!!!!!!!
I once saw a shirt that said, "you smell funny"
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I saw a shirt that said, "straight to voicemail" and we bought it for my brother.
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I bought one for my brother-in-law, Todd. He has wore it so much it's really thin and full of holes. It says:
I M
RE
TODD
ED
SOFA
KING
RE
TODD
ED
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
My husband has one that says "Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore"
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OH! And a guy came through the gas station the other day with a shirt that said "soylent green is people" I was in awe and hysterics over the shirt
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I was born hairless
Needs adult supervision
Don't give up
NOT acid proof
Opps... I left my Damage resistance in my OTHER pants.
My other shirt is chainmail
I blame the camera crew
I blame my muffler
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One I saw the other day and nearly died laughing from:
"Very funny Scotty. Now beam my clothes back"
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You laugh at me because I'm different.
I laugh at you because you're all the same.
While you were reading this... I farted.
Silent but deadly (with a picture of a ninja)
Join the Sarcasm League of America:
Yeah, like we need you.
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