There would be no such thing as cup holders without the handles!
People who talked/texted while in the theaters would have to be removed from the premises ... with extreme force.
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There would be no such thing as cup holders without the handles!
People who talked/texted while in the theaters would have to be removed from the premises ... with extreme force.
bears would be issued permanent visas to all countries of the world
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The recession would be over...
And there would be no-more TV adverts
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
Posting here would be a paying job !!
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
Remember, Remember, The Fifth of November, The Gunpowder, Treason, and Plot.
licence to hunt would be issued only as a result of the index finger amputation
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sycophantic attitude would be one of the most serious crimes.
you mean... it's all your fault?!Originally Posted by Brice
Wait...I don't????
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry!you mean... it's all your fault?!Wait...I don't????
Willful stupidity would be punishable by death.
I'd be able to marry my girlfriend.
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
learning to play music would be mandatory for all school children
(and pam would be able to marry her girlfriend)
we'd all have tele-porters so we could have Palavers every weekend
There are other worlds than these.
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"(859): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
~ texts from last night
Tamez! I second that!
And an inspiration from that:
No Cthulhu could block international telephone network, so I could talk to Bricey.
Food surpluses would be shipped to places where its needed, healthcare would be free for all, and I'd have one huge ass harem.
Pie flavored yogurt would be outlawed!
it's an abomination!
as are things named after other things that they shouldnt be named after like bullfrogs, turkey vultures, catfish, tiger shark, cherry tomatoes, grape fruit, etc
all of them would need to be given new names!
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
my car (and only mine)
would turn into a helicopter with the push of a button.
There are other worlds than these.
"(859): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
~ texts from last night
People would be required to have a license to have children or pets.
Everyone would receive a daily ration of chocolate.
TV and Internet would be free for everybody.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Except bears, they would get custard.
Climate would be spread evenly. Thus, Alinda would enjoy some mild winter and golden autumn and the splendor of spring... and we wouldn't freeze to death half a year!
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone would behave according to logic and reason--no irrational responses and no deception of any kind.
In other words it would be perfectly justified to take people literally, at their word, because there would be no ulterior motives or "between the lines" reading, etc.
so no satire?
no puns?
Some sacrifices would have to be made. Live long and prosper.so no satire?
no puns?
I would be the sunlight in your universe.
You would think my love was really something good.
i'd sooner sacrifice oxygen than comedy
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